Agent Trump had invited Mercuri to participate in a relaxing, informal conference on TeamSpeak. Mercuri went silent. Ultimately, she chose not to join the TeamSpeak server, preferring instead to hash things out in the private convo.
Agents Trump and Berry quickly grasped that Mercuri had entirely the wrong idea about the New Order. Mercuri thought of them as the villains of highsec, when in fact they're the heroes. It was time to remedy this.
Unfortunately, Trump's attempt to explain by analogy didn't work because Mercuri wasn't familiar enough with the story of Robin Hood--or perhaps she was too familiar with it. Either way, our Agents would need to find another way of helping Mercuri see the light.
As the conversation progressed, Trump and Berry were encouraged by the calming effect they were having on Mercuri; she was no longer threatening to take the argument out of game. This was real progress.
Although Mercuri was doing a better job keeping herself under control, Agent Berry noticed flashes of anger in the carebear's words. Berry suspected that there could be a reservoir of bot-aspirant rage simmering just beneath the surface.
For some reason, Mercuri kept trying to claim the moral high ground. She was awfully self-righteous for an unlicensed freighter pilot. You'd think she was in the business of feeding starving orphans or something, rather than AFK autopiloting trash through Uedama.
Mercuri could no longer conceal her disdain for EVE's greatest PvP'ers. Was she one of those "Ganking Is Bullying" types?
Agent Berry was disappointed in the carebear. There was little she could do for someone who felt so entitled to a gank-free EVE experience.
Mercuri was indeed of the philosophy that only a sociopath could enforce the Code. In her mind, well-adjusted players sign up for EVE so they can slowly grind isk AFK in perfect safety. She couldn't imagine someone playing a spaceship-shooting game for the purpose of shooting spaceships.
Like so many other people who fail at EVE, Mercuri fancied herself morally superior in order to justify her failures. "I lost my freighter, but only because I'm not evil like you people."
To prove her point, Mercuri treated our Agents to a lecture about the psychology of Nazism. The prospects of selling a mining permit to this carebear were growing dim. But the Agents of the New Order are not in the business of giving up.
To be continued...
No they are nazis same as James.
ReplyDeleteIf only the Jews had purchased mining permits....
ReplyDeletePretty sure I hit bingo just from this article.
ReplyDeleteAnother agent using death and murder as a game.
DeleteSad
Sorry, sociopath, they aren't. And the 'Milgram experiments' have been discredited. They were unscientific and run by idiots. Nice to see you can't distinguish between a video game about blowing up internet spaceships and reality, sociopath.
ReplyDeleteI would like to think i held a higher rank than stormtrooper. But still laugh at the inept parrots who call me hitler. Eve is so toxic these days. All this vitrole from people who want respect for participation then stamp their feet like a child who ate too much sugar.
ReplyDeleteCalm down little johnnie piddles, the only nazis here are you and your fuhrer kalynn. Just like the nazzies, ag shitters murder innocent children.
ReplyDeleteAlways!
Please, those ag shitters are more nazi than the nazis. What a bunch of violent child killing psychopaths. Then you have little johnnie piddles trying to resurrect kalynn so they can live happily ever after in his bunker where they store the dead children.
ReplyDeleteI mean crazy mofos.
meh seems made up
ReplyDeletenever forget shardani and kid
ReplyDeleteYour favorite child killer, you guys pray to him enough who can forget.
DeleteDo some research anon 4:12. The only praise goes to James 315. When you realise YOU are the one we are attempting to remind about this example, you might discover salvation. It is at that moment you will either accept digital salvation from James 315 or not.
DeleteNever forget shardani and praise James 315.
Praying to your child killer and false messiah again. Poor little terrorists in training.
DeleteCalm down murder lovers.
ReplyDeleteSays the one happy to see murder omitted both in and out of game. Seek help little murder lover.
ReplyDeleteDon't be like your shardani or paddock, you don't need to take your terrorism out of game.
Calm down murder lover.
ReplyDeleteCommitting murder. Yeah James commands you to be terrorists.
ReplyDeleteDamn! I was hoping for days that we'll be able to listen to this miner's argument on soundcloud. It gives a special flavour to the tears.
ReplyDeleteWhat a letdown, why did I expect anything better from a common uncompliant miner?
Calm down murder lover.
DeleteBecause miners are cowards - Mecuri would never step up to that. Even Mercuri's request for real life information from the agent would be honored if they went in the TS server. Mercuri shit his/her pants when faced with that possibility.
DeleteComing from guys who don't fight actual fighters, players who suicide bomb themselves, who act like terrorists. Yeah miners are the cowards. Brave enough to keep playing knowing your out there becoming real life terrorists.
DeleteWhat losers.
Anon 4:03. I am an anonymous poster on this blog and there is no way to verify who I am or what I do in game or in real life. I no longer play Eve but when I did I was a high sec carebear that only ran missions. I found this blog after I stopped playing and I find it quite amusing and also realize I was trying to play a single player game in a pvp world. I also find it amusing of all the people still in denial about being pathetic. Thanks
DeleteMakes a good point about the same neurons fire for the same responses in game or out of game.
ReplyDeleteSounds like the question of: if code people are ok with killing unarmed people in real life has been answered. That answer is yes.
This explains why real life killings are happening by agents of the code and why agents who have yet to commit real life crimes are trying to justify the continued use of violence against unarmed and peaceful players. They are happiest killing for the sake of killing.
Well now we know that those people who play under the code alliance should actually have their real life names taken down and their lives monitored because they have a mentality that killing is ok.
Ummm, what???
DeleteJohn Pirtle is just upset because he accidentally posted with his name on our blog so now he is no longer truly anonymous.
DeleteI also suspect that most (if not all) of the "ag shitter" and "go kalynn your spawn" anons are also little Johnny trying so hard to get this blog shut down.
Too bad he only succeeds at raising the view counter making himself look stupid.
Real agents post with their in game names because we aren't afraid to stand behind what we say.
Interesting that anon 9:54 suggests that real life names be taken down for monitoring whilst remaining anonymous themselves. Another interesting fact is that most people who ACTUALLY commit crimes of violence in society as a whole are anons. A video game is a video game, if you have a problem with people blowing up your spaceship in a video game about blowing up spaceships then get good. All you achieve when you come here blaming the player who is better than yourself is showing everybody how you fail in life. That really is the only parallel that can be drawn to real life from a video game.
DeleteKarma is correct. These carebears truly cannot separate video games from reality. They are a risk to themselves and more importantly to wider society.
DeleteCCP provide a free service. Report the nut job with evidence of their derangement, and CCP will ask local authorities to get him into the asylum.
Mental illness is not a joke.
Gonna go with science on this one, you guys are mental and find killing unarmed civilians ok which is why your players have been popping up and shooting up vegas and colleges and even killing their kids. You guys are sick.
DeleteMore invitations by CHODE. slaves to engage other individuals in RL Teamspeak "Bonus Room" harassment.
ReplyDeleteWill their lust for terrorism ever end?
Yeah they are starting to go out in real world and shoot up people, so we need to have CCP release the actual player names so they can have their guns taken away.
ReplyDeleteYou know i'm afraid that some of the comments aimed at CODE members should be viewed with contempt.
ReplyDeleteI have been a victim of their ganks, two in fact. Once for not paying attention and autopilot jumping during a war-dec and once for mining in a Covetor that was completely kitted out for yield and had about as much tank as a piece of wet paper. That was a total of maybe around 50 million isk (estimated)?
You know what i did? I sent them 'well done' mails and / or even conversed with them. I hold no grudges and say fair play to them. They are doing what they enjoy, isn't that why we play video games?
I didn't pay their fee because i wanted to mine without getting ganked, i paid 20 million (2 accounts) because i believe they woke me up and made me more alert and i actually thank them for it. I may or may not one day indulge in what they do but i appreciate their reasons for doing what they do. If PvEers (myself included) just sit and mine all day in a bubble of safety then all the isk will just pile up in the hands of said PvEers creating a huge imbalance of resources and then the PvPers will be forced to do something they don't enjoy (mining) and then EVE Online just turns into Mine Online where everyone has a Titan and 200 Hulks.
All CODE are doing is balancing the scales; supply and demand. They are not saying you can't mine, they are saying if you are greedy (poorly tanked craft) then you'll suffer the consequences one day and that will be the death of your spacecraft and everything in it to a suicide gank.
Why analogies are made of them agreeing with killing children, unarmed civilians and being like Hitler is beyond me. It's a video game. CCP have made a galaxy where you can do pretty much what you want (within their coding) but i fail to see why that means you must have a 'right' to do what you want without consequence.
If you wish to draw comparisons to real life then think of it like this: ore is isk, isk is money, money means shiny things, shiny things means others want them too, life says shiny things can be anyone's, carebears say 'no' they are their shiny things, CODE says 'excuse me but we should be sharing', carebears refuse, carebears get shot, CODE take shiny things but offer to share at a cost, that cost is responsibility.
Money breeds wealth, wealth breeds power, power breeds responsibility and i am sure you have heard the phrase "with great power comes great responsibility"?
AFKing, poorly tanked, being greedy all falls under lack of due care and attention and someday when you get too greedy someone will take what you have from you, whether that be in a video game or real life, it's how the world works. If you can't accept that from a video game then God help you in real life is all i'll say.
Learn to be humble and give credit where it's due. These guys have a cause that they believe in and in all fairness is good for EVE otherwise it just turns into a non-PvP game and it may as well be Freelancer crossed with Minecraft and that would be boring as hell :)