Previously, on MinerBumping... Mission Ready Mining, the sixth-largest corporation in EVE, was humbled by a single Agent of the New Order, Georgia B Dixie. Her bumping activities in the Gelhan system eventually drew the attention of the mega corporation's CEO, Gai Heiyuu. Gai then engaged Georgia in a spirited debate about the true meaning of the Code. Without warning, Gai made a jaw-dropping accusation about the New Order.
Agent Georgia has seen a lot in her time as a Code enforcer. But even she was completely stunned to hear Gai claim that the Saviour of Highsec has long been permabanned for RMT.
Not to toot my own horn, but if I were indeed banned for RMT, it would turn the EVE galaxy upside down and shake the game to its very core. This was the first Georgia had heard of the permaban, so she was eager to learn more.
Our Agent was particularly surprised to hear about the permaban since she'd seen me log in relatively recently. Gai was unmoved--as though he'd been expecting Georgia to say something like that.
The CEO of Mission Ready Mining took his accusations to the next level. He was convinced that everyone who claimed to see me was actually part of a massive cover-up. The New Order was engaged in a conspiracy of epic proportions.
While Georgia attempted to regain her composure, Gai went on to muse about the true intentions behind our Agent's bumping of miners in Gelhan.
For a moment, Gai experienced a twinge of doubt. What if I wasn't banned? He would look pretty silly, then. Gai quickly verified that I was indeed permabanned. Conspiracy confirmed.
A few years ago, it seems, I was permabanned for RMT. My name will need to be added to the ranks of the Permabanned Heroes of the Code.
Or... Wait...
Cancel the conspiracy. Everything's cool.
(Note: Again, a few of these screenshots are too wide to fit on the page, so you'll need to click them to read the text.)
Though Gai had been proven wrong about the whole permaban/cover-up thing, there was still the important matter of Gai's interpretation of the Code.
Gai toyed with the idea of sending me an EVEmail to get my opinion about whether non-AFK miners need permits to mine in highsec. If the Saviour backed him up, maybe he could still win this argument.
Suddenly, the conversation was interrupted by a member of The Marmite Collective. Had Mission Ready Mining hired yet another mercenary outfit to retake control of the Gelhan system?
To be continued...
Always triggering ag shitters!
ReplyDeleteAlways!
Calm down murder lover.
DeleteIf it wasn't for handheld devices allowing the convenience of internet surfing while dropping a deuce, this blog would see a lot less traffic. I am Omega.
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I am Alpha and Omega.
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This post brought a tear to my eye. It's just so rare to see a miner admit to being wrong. No wonder he was promoted to CEO.
ReplyDeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteApocriphia! The master of the Rens undock. He's as elite as hisec wardeccers come. CODE is in for it now!
ReplyDeleteLol marmites are trash when compared to CODE. marmites are too scared to gank, they would rather pay concord to let them kill highsec miners. They are buying kills, ahahahahaha!
DeleteI guess that apocriPHiag shitter fits right in over at the termite mound. His crying in local really adds to marmite's legitimacy.
Calm down murder lover.
DeleteJamey the coward, can't even be a member of CHODE. How many of his ganker slaves has he personally led into "elite PVP"?
ReplyDeletehttps://i.imgur.com/a5kNy8Y.png
DeleteSeems he's been in CODE. for approximately 1.5 years now :thinking:
James is a terrorist leader, he inspires his people to suicide themselves while killing others. Now they are just moving out into the real world instead of staying just in game.
DeleteAnti gankers are just a bunch of communists. I wouldn't be surprised if they have ritual sacrifices to try and raise Stalin from the dead.
ReplyDeleteWell ag is full of nazis, and nazis are into the occult.
DeleteSeems legit.
You mean raise shardani from the dead right?
DeleteNever forget shardani
Calm down murder lover. Need to stop praying to your shardani.
DeleteTell your friends to stop murdering real life people too its not healthy to live a terrorist lifestyle.
Never forget shardani
DeleteAnother murder lover praying to their shardani.
DeleteMarmite went off the nose a long time ago, well before they became impotent and halal certified.
ReplyDeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteOhh hello johhny parrot. Can you screech something else in the comment section? Or is that the limit of your intellectual capacity?
DeleteOh hello murder lover.
DeleteI would say that you have a superior mind but your so fixated on death and murder that your very simple minded and easily convinced to do the bidding of your master.
Now please stop beating your kids because you cannot play properly.
Or what ? You will concord yourself trying to smartbomb me jumping through osmon. You know i will give it to you, you really cause me so much trouble when you shoot my pod after i gank. But you know GF to you for doing it, you are better than me at eve.
DeleteCalm down murder lover. Its just a game.
DeleteA game that frustrates you John. Please keep playing, don't quit on us.Its only 10 million isk.
DeleteI'm sorry the game frustrates you so badly but you mustn't take it our on innocent lives there karma.
DeleteJames hasn't been active since 2012, he is gone.
ReplyDeleteJesus has been gone for over 2000yrs and yet christianity still prevails. What is your point?
DeleteHmmm a real life religion that is prevalent in everyday life all around the world ( practiced or discussed), or some guy who plays a video game and writes a set of rules that states that no matter what he wins.
DeleteGonna go with the son of god there buddy. By the way you may want to separate reality from a game.
Jesus is not gone my child he is everyday with you and all who repent their sinful ways through him so that they may know peace and love.
DeleteWith love,
God
The way is not through some pleasurable video game but through good deeds and kindness to all your brethren as well as atonement. Accept Jesus Christ into your life and you will find peace and true happiness as well as the pathway to heaven.
I print off freighter killmails and unload hot gobs of cum all over each one. That way, whenever I kill a freighter it feels like I'm cumming.
ReplyDeleteJust as sick as the rest of the ISIS guys.
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