At least once every few days I receive a message from someone who accuses me of ruining EVE. Now I know how CCP Fozzie must feel. There's no time to dwell on that, though--it's time for another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!
The New Order had a good run, but sadly Agent Fate and Destiny had to go and shoot the wrong miner.
In a miraculous turn of events, Adept Ambraelle decided not to bother destroying us after all; that's a job for "EVE STAFF".
You've probably heard the expression, "A friend in need is a friend indeed." Actually, friendships with such transactional underpinnings don't always work out. A true friend is one who doesn't need or want to get anything more from you than your friendship.
Pittx would not be an example of a true friend. He clearly had an axe to grind.
Agent Aaaarrgg, on the other hand, is someone whose actions continuously prove the trustworthiness of his words.
So tell me, dear reader: Which of these two is the hero, and which is the villain?
After all these years, Agent Bing Bangboom is still doing fine work for the Code. Bing's an optimist. He took time out of his busy schedule to help DonAlex learn EVE. However, DonAlex's future doesn't look very bright. I mean, what are the odds of getting 10 million isk from a guy who won't even give you a paragraph break every once in a while?
This message confused me at first, but then I read the subject line. Cleared things right up.
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Thrisha Sebiestor is what we refer to as a "revisionist historian". She managed to tell the origin story of the Code without any mention of the dark clouds parting and light shining on my face. So you have to ask yourself, what else is she leaving out?
I don't normally take requests like this, but I'm in a good mood from contemplating the Code's mercy.
BY THE AUTHORITY OF THE SAVIOUR:There you go, another masterpiece.
Emily Briscou
IS HEREBY AUTHORIZED
TO ENFORCE THE CODE
IN NEW ORDER TERRITORY.
SHE IS NOT A BULLY.
THANK YOU.
So much for "declining the interest" of EVE. If you're in highsec and you get an adrenaline rush, that's content--courtesy of the Code.
Miner Grab Bags always make me laugh.
ReplyDelete"SHE IS NOT A BULLY"
or a child killing ag scumbag.
Always!
Calm down murder lover.
DeleteWhy does code pray to the shardani if they didn't like the child killer? Maybe its because they told him to do it? Or that they secretly had him as an agent and are trying to blame someone else for the rage?
DeleteIts simple, they like death.
Delete424 thru 1245: triggered cunts. Good job agents, you make them squeal in game then you make them squeal in these comments.
DeleteThe Code always win! Always!
That's right our code always wins, you "agents" are just obsessed with murder and touching little boys. Now don't be like your friends and go shooting up a place or killing your kids, if your rage gets too much you just need to turn yourselves in.
DeleteAlways!
DeleteI hope Kusion doesn't get his accounts unbanned. Otherwise we might end up with a full week of Grab Bags.
ReplyDeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteDo we sell run-on sentence permits? Asking for a friend (DonAlex)
ReplyDeleteCalm down grammar Nazi.
Deleteso funny how retriever pilots rage the hardest where hulk or mackinaw pilots 9 times out of 10 you wont hear a peep out of them
ReplyDeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteRetriever pilots voted for worst carebears?
DeleteHoly shit that first carebear, Nova Scarline, do you think it learned to spell in a public school system? That's such a sad thought. It's hard to take someone seriously when they sound so ignorant.
ReplyDelete"You're a bad person if you shoot spaceships in a spaceship shooting game" It's so cliché, and anyone spouting such salty sperg needs to be ganked until they ship up and fight or quit for good. EVE will be better off either way.
But seriously, that Nova shitter is the worst kind of EVE player. People like Nova would make EVE a totally safe themepark if given the chance, even though there are countless games out there already doing the themepark thing. Please go away Nova, you are wrong for this game.
Unfortunately there are players who come to EVE directly from WoW, who then get annoyed when EVE doesn't hold their hand and whisper sweet nothings into their ear whenever something doesn't go their way.
DeleteCalm down murder lovers.
DeleteYeah i reckon you are right. So many other games are theme parks and people of todays game just assume eve is the same. Eve to me was brutal and survival demanded smarts to survive. I think the game has lost it by attracting console mentality online gamers who complain and whine as a skill que. The quality of player is weaker today. That is for sure.
DeleteCalm down triggered murder lover.
DeleteThank God Kalynn Shardani can never murder again.
ReplyDeleteCode prays to that child killer so much its insane.
DeleteFrom what point enforcing the law became "murder"? Without rules there are no freedom.
ReplyDeleteObey the law. Or fight back (if you can). But you can't. Hence keep your egress ports shut and learn how things must be done. Point.
Save that you tell people to kill themselves IRL. You also praise people who do kill IRL.
DeleteGood job murder lover. Game set match.
Trolls win, ALWAYS!
DeleteAlways!
DeleteYou are immature entities who think that "freedom", "civil rights" and "modern society" came out of nowhere. Some magician muttered the spell and here they are. No, dear. if you want something to be done - do it. If you think that this is "opression" - fight it. So far I see only tears and prayers (petitions).
ReplyDeleteGrow up.
Yes your tears are great, keep it up murder lover.
DeleteLol I just realized that murderloveranon don't know what tears are. He's like Randy Marsh using 'indigenous' wrong.
DeleteIt must be hell to be that ignorant, and be aware of it. Maybe little jonny pritle don't realize it, and in his world he's like an elite tear spotter.
Why you so mad murderloveranon?
DeleteWhy so in love with death code Nazi?
DeleteHOPES AND PRAYERS HAHAHA
DeletePicture this ... person browses through the internet to find something new, a new game perhaps ... aha, finds Eve Online, become whatever you like within the confines of a PVP game, where (and this may astound some) ships can shoot at other ships. "Wow" thinks the person and signs up for either Alpha or fully-paid account and gets sucked into the great and exciting world of (wait for it) ... ... mining!
ReplyDeleteSo here comes someone who wants to play PVP, either CODE or not, sees said miner and engages in what the game is designed for. Cue the tears, and sometimes the threats of "I have an alt in Null-sec". Well if you have an alt in Null-sec, why the hell would you moan at the fact of a person wanting to play PVP ganking you?
Rant over, much love x
Yet another triggered agent, now don't go shooting up someplace or beating your kids.
DeleteLord knows there have been enough of the code killing people over this game.
Another code anon defending the codes constant prayers to a child killer and their never ending rants about why people should kill themselves. Keep trying James but your followers are just in love with death.
DeleteLMAO
DeleteFar from it, I'm no agent but at least I recognise how the game should be played.
You seem to have those thoughts of real-life violence, of which you should perhaps seek help immediately :P
Calm down murder lover.
DeleteOh lord now the code agents are posting a anons that "aren't agent" yet they know how its meant to be played.
DeleteWell played for a shitter obsessed with death. But then again its just tears because you all are in fact obsessed with death.
Keep trying pedo's
Calm down murder lover.
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteGood job doxxing yourself a few days ago little johnnie pedo. Just remember little johnnie, it's always good to stop and think before you post your rage online for all to see.
DeleteOr kill your kids.
Always!
Good job learning how to be a terrorist, now remember to keep it in game, not like your buddy Paddock.
DeleteLove your tears little murder lover.
What camp does Paddock boys fit into?
DeleteWell they are twisted freaks who think it's OK to hurt people IRL. There is only one group with folks like that in it, and that's where the most violent of them preached his message of hate and intolerance, the antigankers.
Why you no calm down john pirtle?
Here we go again, code trying to pawn off their agents because they take their rage out of game.
DeleteTry harder murder lovers.
shartdani was a Code agent? News to me.
DeleteFake news that is. That poor miner has some serious butthurt.
Oops another triggered agent, call the cops and make sure his kids are still alive.
DeleteOh look, little johnnie pedo got triggered enough to post reply tears all over the comments. He is a sad little shitter.
ReplyDeleteOh yes keep the tears coming murder lovers, we love your impotent rage tears.
DeleteYou little snowflakes are sooo much fun to fuck with. remember, the game is not over till we win, it just goes on and on and on.
Oops little johnnie pedo got triggered again. He gets so mad because deep down he knows it's true.
DeleteUh oh another rage stricken code agent, don't go all vegas style on people, just seek help if you cant keep your impotent rage in game.
DeleteBTW your tears are delicious.
Remind me again, who was it that killed children IRL? Oh yeah, that anti-ganker kalynn.
DeleteThose silly anti-gankers, always projecting their darkest secrets onto good, honest pvpers.
Why do you think murderloveranon has such a hard time calming down?
Oh yes it was shardani, and code looks up to him so much they mention him in every post. Lets not let code forget their other great agent, Paddock. He shot up Vegas, his brother love pedophilia. Then there was Hollis Daniels in Texas who lost it because of evil miners.
DeleteYeah and more just keep surfacing as their rage and murder love spills out from the game they so love. All because of pixelated spaceships.
Keep crying murder lovers.
murderloveranon seems hung up on the paddock twins. He can't seem to stop talking about them. Or his other friend that hurt people RL, kalynn.
DeleteOh poor baby the triggered code Nazi can't accept that his group is a bunch of hateful murdering child killers and pedophiles.
DeleteGrow up pull the shrink wrap off your nuts and own up to your shit ya little cry baby.
Little John Pittle, sad as a tittle very muh did piddle that kids diddle.
DeleteWhy did no one warn Agent Fate and Destiny about shooting the WRONG miner?!?!!?
ReplyDeleteWelp, I guess it's all over now...
Oh wait that's right! ALL miners are the correct miners to shoot! They are playing wrong anyway.
Whew, that was a close one.
OOOPS another agent obsessed with killing, better call the authorities make sure he hasn't killed his children.
DeleteSpeaking of children, how is kalynns family doing these days. He was ag, right? Like some kind of ag hero.
DeleteFigures.
Oh no they are praying to their shardani again, better check on the kids before they kill another.
DeleteThe codes favorite hero and child murderer, shardani.
DeleteThey will never let anyone forget how much they adore him.
SAD
iirc shartdani was ag, and only little johnnie piddles is keeping his memory alive at this point.
DeleteIs that all you got murderloveranon? You seem to be a one trick pony. What do you do other than cry about the rl murder your friends commit?
Do you have anything other than fake news? You remind me of someone..
Always!
DeleteSure keep telling yourselves that, once you little rage monkeys go out and make the news you claim they AG. Even your little wolf bitch keeps the prayers going with the never forget, keep trying murder lovers your lies ate easy to see through just go through old posts and you can see it.
ReplyDeleteNow stop being so sensitive and dry those eyes and leave your impotent rage in the game.
Always!
Delete