Consider this profile. Kreml45 is a member of the mighty CODE. alliance. His bio proclaims support for the Code and for the Saviour of Highsec. Solid.
And here we have Liafcipe9000. His bio doesn't spare even a single line about the Code--but it does devote an awful lot of space to trying to convince people he's a "badass".
Liafcipe9000 was chatting in local when his friend mentioned the CODE. alliance. Liafcipe9000 was instantly triggered.
By chance, Kreml45 happened to be in the system. Our Agent was genuinely curious as to why Liafcipe9000 was so sensitive to mentions of the CODE. alliance, especially since the fellow was engaged in highsec PvP. Kreml45 wondered if perhaps Liafcipe9000's highsec PvE alt had been ganked by a member of CODE.
It was as Kreml45 suspected. Liafcipe9000 was a closet miner.
As the miner continued ranting in local, he accused our Agent of being salty; apparently he was blinded by all the salt in his own eyes. The miner became so obnoxious that he managed to alienate random passersby who might otherwise be receptive to an anti-Code message.
Kreml45 commented upon the miner's confusion. This innocent observation caused Liafcipe9000 to lash out in anger.
As is usually the case in these situations, a bit of calm was just what the miner needed. However, Liafcipe9000 was far too wrapped up in his own ego to consider it. Feeling backed into a corner, he seemed ready to execute the "powerful alt in nullsec" defense.
Another passerby noticed the commotion in local and wondered what was wrong. Liafcipe9000 offered his own perspective, which happened to be the exact opposite of reality. Yes, he was definitely a highsec miner at heart.
What's the takeaway here? Pay attention to character profiles. To the trained eye, they offer invaluable insights.
If there's anything as angry as a ganked miner it's a ganked faction welfare farmer. Their swineish squeals keep lowsec sweet.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I try not to miss any low-adjacent 0.5's when I am scouting systems, that's where the scrubs park their afk mining alts.
DeleteThat lifacipe9000 idiot is like tears infinity.
http://eve-search.com/search/author/Liafcipe9000
Always!
Calm down murder lovers.
DeleteThe squeals are indeed sweet
DeleteI agree, now keep squealing murder lover.
DeleteThe level of anger in these people is truly amazing. And here I am thinking a game is meant to be fun, who knew???
ReplyDeleteIt is fun if you're not ag child killer scum.
DeleteEVE has a way of punishing people that behave like liafag9000. He obviously needs more content.
NB4 little johnnie pedo starts projecting.
Sorry but the proof of child murder and terrorism is in the code, it is written in there to kill and suicide yourselves for the benefit of your savior, the constant prayers to a child murderer and now your agents being found to have child porn has opened eyes and let everyone know that code is ISIS.
DeleteSo calm down murder lover, and keep your impotent rage in game.
Calm down murder lover.
DeleteLiafcipe9000 has a cringe bio. He probably 100% feels like a badass and he's the same type of person to tell people to get off the internet for being triggered when he was triggered first. I better see his ass get dead. Praiser murder lover comments.
ReplyDeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteLol antigankers are failing so hard right now
ReplyDeleteYeah.. I kind of feel bad for them. I mean.. It would be crazy if Kusion returned. Then they would really be devastated. I mean.. can they even fall past rock-bottom? Can they fail harder than they already are?
DeleteThe only people capable of failing harder than ag right now would be ag.
DeleteFailing Day!
Their fail is like a black hole, the gravity of so much ag fail prevents them from escaping the black hole...of fail.
I'm just sayin that's a lot of fail.
Calm down murder lovers.
DeleteA variation on "leave me alone" tanking. It never works. That miner needs to learn some humility.
ReplyDeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteLook its professor "kill a kid". How you doing, did that mean old miner threaten you to the point of beating your kids? Are you following the footsteps of your hero shardani?
DeleteSAD
I read Liafcipe backwards and suddenly his attitude made a lot more sense.
ReplyDeleteDaily!
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteAll you kalynn loving ag scum need to stop pedoing kids.
DeleteThat goes double for you little johnnie piddles.
Calm down murder lover.
DeleteWhere's little johnnie pirtle, the murder loving pedo? That gal needs to 'calm down miner'.
ReplyDeleteAlways!
Calm down murder lover, been busy working the details of another one of your agents, Bruce Paddock the brother of the other code terrorist who shot up Vegas. Yeah your Bruce boy has a lot of child porn. So yeah you guys need to lay off the pedophilia, its not healthy and you will be found and arrested.
DeleteBy the way he does have contacts that the police will be going through. You on his list?
Calm down murder lover, the law is cracking down on you and your terrorist child molesting friends.
Yea, calm down kalynn loving ag scum. And try to keep your ag friend Paddock from hurting anymore kids.
DeleteCalm down murder lover, your terrorism is being squashed, keep your rage in game only. Once your agents bring it to RL they get Real Justice.
DeleteJohn's too busy diddling little kiddies
DeleteSounds like a code agents normal day.
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
ReplyDeleteIs it not strange that little johnnie pedo calls everyone else "murder lovers" when his hero kalynn was the real child killer?
ReplyDeleteThat murderous ag shitter killed his own infant child just to hurt another person irl (his wife) and little johnnie piddles thinks in-game permit sales are the problem. Little johnnie piddles is insane, and probably needs full time supervision.
Calm down kalynn-loving little johnnie piddles. Please get help, don't make your mother cry.
Yet you only provide constant prayers to him and even have praised him for "preventing his son from growing up to become ag".
DeleteCalm down murder lover your impotent rage is showing.
Its funny how code always praises and immortalizes the child killer yet refuses to show proof of his affiliation and tag him as AG when it suits them.
DeleteSo which is it, someone you want to immortalize or someone you want to demonize?
Albeit if the agents were the becons of humanity they claim to be the respectful thing to do is leave the name be and let the family mourn their loss in peace rather than make it a long held standing point for politics in a game.
That being said a good leader would also instruct his followers about such things and guide them to better moral standing rather than this quagmire of point blame and never forgetting for the sake of a game.
Yet somehow I think my voice in this will be a small flash in the pan, I will of course be seen as some "miner" and ridiculed rather than listened to and the code agents will simply continue their "metagaming" while this Piddle will simply mirror the actions and comments of the past and return them to the code agents who don't seem to enjoy facing the very image they have created for themselves.
Calm down murder lover.
DeleteKarma is crying again, send the cops to his place and make sure he isn't beating his kids again.
DeleteCall the WAH-bulance, Karma is triggered AGAIN.
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayWIEjF3uo&t=206s
ReplyDeleteBest part of reading minerbumping is how hard these guys try to make themselves sound like good guys, its cute that none of them know that they are just suicide bombers like ISIS.
ReplyDeleteBy that logic, are all Amarr characters slave-owners/supporters of slave-ownership IRL?
DeleteSure, they are whatever you imagine them to be, just keep your impotent rage in game so your damaged mental state cannot hurt anymore children.
DeleteOops.. you seem to be confusing Agents of the New Order with an anti-ganking moderator who actually did hurt people outside of game.
DeleteWe mostly just have a good laugh at your fail-trolling, but you should just post with your name, John Pirtle, since you doxed yourself already. You aren't fooling anyone.
Coming from the group that prays daily to the shardani, sure yeah he was AG.
DeleteBecause bitching is the new cool
ReplyDeleteBest part of reading minerbumping is how hard these carebears try to make themselves sound like good guys, its cute that none of them know that they are just pedo murder lovers.
ReplyDeleteJust like all of this website your currently on, nothing but bitching about miners.
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