Another month, another opportunity to buy a bunch of New Order shares!
Kalysta Sabathiel tasted the joys of New Order stock ownership for the first time this week, buying a respectable 315 shares and sending us past the 1,552 billion isk mark. Kalysta earned a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for her good timing and business sense.
When Kalysta purchased her shares, she also sent me an EVEmail. I would recommend that new players read this one, because it answers a question many of them have. Namely, "What is EVE?"
This.
This is EVE.
Kalysta continues:
Forget the PvE, NPE, ISD, etc. If CCP wants to get EVE moving again, concentrate on making more Kalysta Sabathiels and fewer bot-aspirants.
It looks like things are already going well for our new Agent. Onward!
Anti ganking tried to stop the ganks..... But just molested a bunch of kids in their confusion.
ReplyDeleteThey were not confused, they knew exactly what they were doing.
DeleteAnd it's "anti ganking", there are no caps. never!
Calm down murder lover.
DeleteANTI GANKING. Look its in caps.
DeleteCalm down anon 709am, its ag.
DeleteAG got it.
DeleteLol at the triggered ag PHags.
DeleteGood job crying in the comments you useless shitters.
Someone got triggered. Sad
DeleteGood work Kalysta Sabathiel!
ReplyDelete/Minx
Congratulations on your epiphany and wise investment Kalysta!
ReplyDeleteBe sure to make daily payments to your dictator.
DeleteRegular shitter
ReplyDeleteKalysta, may you go on to kill ten thousand miners. Your path is righteous, your goals justified.
ReplyDeleteAlways!
Stay afraid of miners.
DeleteMore murder loving
DeleteNever forget shardani!
ReplyDeleteNever!
Your favorite child killer.
DeleteBlog reported
Deletecode loves shardani.
DeleteDon't become another highsec cane toad. Purchase a permit as soon as possible to avoid destruction.
ReplyDeleteI am not convinced, kalysta sounds to similar to kalynn. Has shardani been reincarnated as a knight of the new order?
ReplyDeletenever!
Deleteag shitters like kalynn are incompatible with anything Code related.
never forget shartdani!
never!
Calm down murder lover.
DeleteBlog reported
DeleteWow foul mouthed and still loving that that killer, code is going way down the murder hole.
DeleteStill not as deep or wide as your ag holes.
DeleteNo code is just as loving as a murderer can be.
DeleteSpeak to me O' Toothless Wonder !!
ReplyDeleteInb4 more anon plebs "report" our blog after posting their obvious fail troll comments about their fallen hero.
ReplyDeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteLol ag are a bunch of kalynn-lovers.
ReplyDeleteYour favorite child killer.
DeleteBlog reported
DeleteWhy wouldn't agents miss me? Never forget me saviour.
DeleteNever.
Look codes favorite child murderer has returned for their pleasure.
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
ReplyDeleteEveryday now code proves their love for murder with the praise they always give to the Shardani toon, but wait now they use the Vegas shootings too. Will they ever learn?
ReplyDeleteProbably not.
Of course they love the vegas shooter, its the codes doctrine, shoot unarmed people that don't agree with you. They have been well trained to commit murder.
DeleteBlog reported.
DeleteMore anonabetas shaping tin foil hats and defending a rl child murderer like an idol. But that is the toxic playerbase of ag.
ReplyDeleteActually, in game i do. The digital cane toad population of James315 territory has become so toxic, it would be irresponsible of me to not keep it in check. As for minerbumping, well i just love coming here and reading all the anons hitting vtec. Stay mad and please, don't breed.
DeleteCalm down killer
DeleteI would claim Kalysta Sabathiel as the most enlightened miner I have ever seen...
ReplyDeleteBut using the 'm' word in the same sentence with the name of such a bright individual would feel very rude, so I resist.
Kalysta Sabathiel always wins!
\o/ Praise James 315, The Saviour of Highsec! \o/
James Akbar!
Deleteyeah we definitely need more Kalystas in game. awesome writing!
ReplyDeletei'm gay
ReplyDeleteanon blog reporter,
ReplyDeletePlease post with your in-game name so we can check your loss-board and see the ship that you lost that is making you so salty.
Post with your real name so we can do a background investigation. That way we know why you love murder so much.
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