Another ordinary day in highsec: An Agent of the New Order instructs a miner how to play the game. No big deal.
The situation evolves: Severus Dragon reveals himself to be one of those "I would've paid..." guys.
Getting warmer.
...And that means it's time for another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!
when Vaporize read the recent news about CCP cutting its staff, he didn't blame Hilmar like all those other people did. No, he blamed the mighty CODE. alliance. But there's a good reason why CCP keeps people like us around: I told CCP how to save the company and the game from ruin. You're not going to get amazing ideas like that from some AFK miner.
It turns out that Vaporize is the biggest deal you've never heard of. Though he's been playing since 2006, he still flies ships like this. I'm sure his movies are great, though.
Ally K began spamming local when her Bowhead got caught by a bumper. She demanded to be ganked or let go...
She was ganked. It's probably not a good idea to "dare" an Agent to kill you when CODE. has over 50 trillion isk worth of ganks on its killboard.
"Relax in a non-PvP space sim." I believe I have identified your problem.
Zna4Ok was introduced to the world of MinerBumping in a recent post. He immediately gained a following; one Anonymous commenter even compared him to the legendary Mine Teck. Before long, Zna4Ok discovered that some of his EVEmails to Yucie Van Burean had been posted on MinerBumping. This was his response, titled "Excessive attention":
I give this EVEmail 3½ out of 5 strawberries.
If you want to trigger a carebear, tell him the truth.
I'll never understand why these miners, who don't know how to think about EVE properly, get mad when we teach them how to think. If some guy is flapping his arms like an idiot and you gift him a private jet so he can actually fly, would he get mad? Only if he was a Goofus.
Svaytogor Skifovich lost his freighter, but he gained a new appreciation for the power of the "CODA". Not a bad trade, if you ask me.
When my favourite activity is "relaxing in a non-PvP space sim" I too choose the most violent PvP sandbox, and fly the weakest ship into hostile territory.
ReplyDeleteCalm down murder lovers.
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DeleteThe ultimate long game troll! haha
Calm down murder lover.
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DeleteThey wont, code never calms down.
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DeleteYeah calm down code.
DeleteIn before gankers are told to lower their stress levels, and described as one who takes great joy in the unwarranted taking of life.
ReplyDeleteMurdeoveranon will go the way of veers and the dodo, they all burn out or go shardani eventually, no criminal can state into the light of the Code very long before losing their shit.
DeleteThe very smartest will redeem themselves like Gorila did and the rest are just lifetime shitters and can never improve, in game or out.
kalynn was not the only rl criminal in the ag ranks. They are all crazy as hell.
Calm down murder lovers and stop praising your favorite agent.
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DeleteNever before in a video game has so few owned so many.
DeleteCODE. always wins then and now.
Yup my code wins yours lost, again.
DeleteNow calm down murder lover.
P.S. Cryma tell me where the AG touched you.
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DeleteYeah calm down code.
Deletewow just wow antigankers are failing so hard right now.
ReplyDeletenever forget shardani
Murderbot praying to his favorite agent and child killer.
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DeleteYeah code, calm down.
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DeleteI never get tired of russian tears.
ReplyDeleteI never get tired of yours, now calm down murder lover.
DeleteYou want me bad, come out of the closet.
DeleteSorry but your not my type, I don't play with murder lovers.
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DeleteCode tears best tears.
DeleteHow CODE acts:
ReplyDeleteGovernment agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.
What code forces miners to pay for:
During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.
How code fights:
Blitzkrieg means “lightning war”. It was an innovative military technique first used by the Germans in World War two and was a tactic based on speed and surprise. Blitzkrieg relied on a military force be based around Light tank units supported by planes and infantry (foot soldiers). The tactic was based on Alfred von Schlieffen’s ‘Schlieffen Plan’ – this was a doctrine formed during WWI that focused on quick military victory. It was later developed in Germany by an army officer called Heinz Guderian who looked at new technologies, namely dive bombers and light tanks, to improve the German army’s maneuverability.
Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:
Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated.
Tldr looks like a lot of whiney tears.
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Looks like your tears, now calm down murder lover shitter.
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DeleteCode tears best tears.
DeleteThis is why EVE needs a screening process for all players. We should make every highsec ganker pass a test to see if they can be trusted to play responsibly in highsec. We need to weed out the criminals.
ReplyDeleteSome of them have already proven that the RL violence is not just words. One of the leaders, and most outspoken, of the "code" believes it's ok to harass people in RL over in game pvp. He believes it's ok to violence people in RL.
And his predecessor kalynn was such a rager he couldn't seperate RL from game and we all know how that shit ended.
And they're not the only ones. All the code videos, holy shit. I see these videos and read the comments about how glorious it is to shoot unarmed players, then the comments about how this is life. I mean James is like rocking in his chair while grasping the seat all while trying to convince the world he was entitled to recieve a monthly stipend of real dollars from his corpies so he could quit his job and run his EVE corp..... Wow
Yep, those kalynn followers in ag sure are mad. Useless, impotent, uneducated, and mad. It must be hell to be that big of a shitter.
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DeleteYeah murder lover shitters calm down.
DeleteNever forget antiganking moderator - kalynn shardani
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Deletelittle johnnie piddle tried to explain away his tears.
Code tears best tears.
DeleteTwo men, including a North Carolina air traffic controller, were arrested Friday on charges of possessing a weapon of mass destruction, police said.
ReplyDeleteCharlotte-Mecklenberg police said they arrested air traffic controller Paul George Dandan, 30, and charged him with acquiring, possessing and transporting a weapon of mass destruction. He was being held under a $45,000 bond.
Derrick Fells, 39, was also arrested after he confessed to making a homemade pipe bomb and giving it to Dandan, police said in a statement. He was charged with three counts of manufacturing a weapon of mass destruction and one count of possession of a weapon of mass destruction.
The men are roommates, NBC affiliate WCNC reported. Police said Fells originally intended to use the device against a neighbor, but then gave it Dandan. They stated, "because miners must die."
Officials at Charlotte Douglas International Airport said Dandan had access to an offsite air traffic control tower, but wouldn't have been able to get to any aircraft.
The Federal Aviation Administration confirmed to NBC News that Dandan's access to the airport has been revoked following his arrest and it is cooperating with law enforcement.
On Nov. 3, Charlotte-Mecklenberg police detectives responded to a 911 call at a local home to investigate reports that an individual was in possession of a homemade explosive device. Members of the bomb squad were able to determine that the object was a pipe bomb, police said.
Police opened a joint investigation with the FBI into the device and obtained arrest warrants Friday for Dandan and Fells.
Dandan was previously arrested in 2015 and charged with assault on a female, WCNC said.
Tldr
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Sux to be you.
DeleteOr all these comment section tears, what keeps them so angry and toxic hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteMust be the failure.
Never forget shardani.
Yes your tears are especially delicious Cryma. Back to your closet now.
DeleteJames only lets karma out when he needs a priest to pray to their hero shartdani.
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DeleteMurder lover, please calm down. Show me where the words touched you.
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DeleteCode tears best tears.
DeleteWith this Vapor guy, AG are reaching the presidential candidate level of BS.
ReplyDeletePraise Trump.
DeleteYou lose shitteranon. Anyone mad enough to post all those fake news tears on a satire site about a video game has already lost the fight. CODE rekt you so hard you have no other option other than crying here. You failed, completely.
ReplyDeleteGet rekt murderloveranon, you are a subhuman C.H.U.D. Back to the sewers with you. xD
The Code always wins. Always!
Your right the code always wins, but not your code. BTW if your so upset about words on your screen you may need to seek psychiatric help, or not subscribe to an internet blog.
DeletePoints for knowing the movie C.H.U.D tho.
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DeleteCode tears best tears.
Deletemurderloveranon needs to calm down. What could possibly make someone so mad? Whatever unspeakable act was perpetrated upon him he must have liked it, and now he's full of shame and self-loathing.
ReplyDeleteIt can't even come up with something new, but must resort to copying others ideas because it's too uneducated to formulate a real argument.
It would seem that the murderloveranon should calm down, before it loses control and goes all shardani on innocent people.
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I'm just doing what the code does just back towards the code with a new code written and developed for the game me and my friends play, if you did not want to play or participate then just don't post here.
DeleteThank you for the win, again.
Also, calm down murder lover.
Code tears best tears.
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ReplyDeleteTrying to tell these code lovers to calm down but they just keep getting triggered.
DeleteIts so sad.
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DeleteCode tears best tears.
DeleteWOW fucking your best agents wife, you guys have no morals. WOW.
Deletemurderloveranon needs to calm down. What could possibly make someone so mad? Whatever unspeakable act was perpetrated upon him he must have liked it, and now he's full of shame and self-loathing.
ReplyDeleteIt can't even come up with something new, but must resort to copying others ideas because it's too uneducated to formulate a real argument.
It would seem that the murderloveranon should calm down, before it loses control and goes all shardani on innocent people.
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Code tears best tears.
DeleteStill praying to your impotent child killer shartdani I see.
DeleteSAD