If you didn't see the big battle in Isanamo a few weeks ago, you missed a good one: After an epic round of elite PvP, Volgryn Abithon's Venture was destroyed--completely destroyed.
The champion of the day was Katy Melons, an Agent of the New Order and recent addition to the mighty CODE. alliance. Katy likes to kill Ventures. She has her reasons.
The rebel carebears will swear up and down that our Agents "grief" the miners they gank, thereby provoking them. This is nonsense, as the form EVEmail seen above conclusively proves. The question remains: How should a miner respond to a message like Katy's?
Hint: Not like this.
Agent Katy didn't get down in the mud with the ill-tempered carebear. She stuck to the facts. Surely this wouldn't "provoke" the miner.
The problem was that Volgryn was a bot-aspirant. He was unused to interacting with humans. His own sense of civility was like an atrophied muscle.
According to zKillboard, CODE. has killed over 222,000 ships. And yet our Agents care about every single one of them. Katy didn't hit and run; she stayed with the miner to help him get back on his feet.
At the mention of the name of the Saviour of Highsec, Volgryn had no choice but to confess his heretical thoughts about highsec. And, unfortunately, there was a real risk that hearing my name would continue to gnaw at him throughout the rest of the conversation.
Agent Katy was ready to wrap things up. If Volgryn didn't "get" the Code by now, it wasn't going to happen any time soon.
The name of James 315 is indeed the ultimate litmus test. Volgryn's fuse inevitably burned down until he encouraged Katy to commit suicide.
He had a point, though: Where is anybody gonna find a Miner II in highsec?
Katy declined to kill herself. Instead, she chose to live a life of honour and dignity. Perhaps, in time, this would inspire even a Goofus like Volgryn to become a better man.
On this day, however, Volgryn threw in his lot with bot-aspirancy. It made him miserable, obviously, but miners are known for wallowing. Protip: If you get ganked by an Agent of the New Order, listen to the Agent and obey the Code. Don't be a wallower.
The Code brings out the true colors in people. Volgryn Abithon commanded Katy Melons to kill herself, wishes harm to befall her family, and has cursed her soul. All over a cheap mining ship. Volgyrn goes on to say he has added Katy and the Code to his list and watch their backs, I tremble at the thought of what a broke carebear can accomplish.
ReplyDeleteCCP should remove all empire control and people like that volgryn shitter would all be weeded out through natural selection.
DeleteWhy fight nature, CCP? It's so . . . unnatural.
Letting a game die due to mechanics being exploited and a decreasing player base is natural don't fight it accept it. Its had a good long run.
Deletewow just wow antigankers couldn't even save a venture and expect to save freighters???
ReplyDeletejust wow. ag failing so hard they are an embarrassment to eve now.
never forget antiganking moderator kalynn shardani - https://pastebin.com/NdcNqcHH
They've always been an embarrassment to EVE.
DeleteAlways!
Wow sir, What the hell is wrong with you? You sir is just as bad as the carebears using terrorist attacks to describe code. Way to keep it classy...
DeleteOh and before the carebears chime in, you guys are just as bad if not worse. High sec ganking always was, is, and always will be a part of EvE. You are given enough tools and game mechanics to avoid them. Stop being lazy and save yourself instead of having CCP do it for you.
I just found out about this blog a couple of weeks ago and I am reading it from the beginning to current, while reading the newest posts. I have to say a lot of what is being said in the comments sections by you carebears and some gankers would have you put on my perma gank list for no other reason then for the luls.
PRO TIP: for carebears and gankers alike: Keep real life tragedies out of game where they belong. Trying to compare ingame actions to real life tragedies only make you all look idiots.
That is all
anon 12:49 - you don't have a perma gank list and you don't have anything to back up your comment but keep trying to project anonymously in the comments how big and badass you are. its cute.
Deletenever forget kalynn shardani
Sorry sir, but my comment still stands. Your comment is no different than the other carebear drivel and sperg that is posted here and elsewhere.
DeleteYou using a tragic real life event to attack your enemies in game is no different then the hate filled, homophobic, vile comments that the common carebear makes and therefore pts you on their level.
Have a nice day sir.
Anon129 is a triggered nobody trying to make us believe he's anyone but a butthurt ag shitter.
DeleteYou have no opinion here, and your 'gank list' is imaginary.
Get a permit or get rekt miner.
Nope I have reality, I don't need opinions. You can't tell carebears to not bring in real life shit into game when the idiot I replied to is doing the same exact thing.
DeletePRO TIP: Don't spot off at the mouth if you don't know what you are talking about.
That is all, Have a nice day sir!
Murderbot still praying to their favorite agent shartdani and still trying to spin him as an AG moderator, sorry not buying it, but another of your lackeys has been arrested for building homemade bombs, that's one more codeflake off the streets with his hate and love of murder.
DeleteANON1249 yeah tried telling code that but they just keep praying to the child killer and of course trying to tell them to leave RL out of their commentary just leads to them posting rage filled comments. So good luck with that.
DeletePro-tip: Just do exactly like they do back at them and they completely hate it. Like literally do exactly like them and they cry their asses off.
Wolf is good at pasting stuff here with edits to favor the code, good job but still not buying it, sell your propaganda elsewhere with your child killing hero shitdani.
Delete[07:19:19] Kalynn Shardani > I am currently about to list Kalynn Shardani 's toon for sale if there is any interest please contact Rosaria Cosmos
Delete[07:19:31] Shelley Tortuga > o7
[07:23:55] Shelley Tortuga > Sorry to hear that you will be leaving us permanetly.
[07:25:35] Admiral Demona Black > Hayley Logical Fallacy Nin Rin Prixm Wind Yvain Bluewater ^M Kamio VI - Moon 7 - Sukuuvestaa Corporation Production Plant
[07:26:11] Kalynn Shardani > Shelley Tortuga the person who owned this toon passed away this past July
[07:27:18] Shelley Tortuga > My condolences.
[07:28:01] MRxX7XxMONKEY > oh, damn, my condolences
[07:28:39] Kalynn Shardani > i'm sure he would appreciate that , thank you
[07:29:00] Shelley Tortuga > The player behind Kalynn Shardani was always very encouriging and nice
[07:29:01] Symphony-Angel > very sad , send the same
[07:34:50] Tempus Halley > how is Uedama and Niarja?
[07:35:16] Symphony-Angel > 5 reds docked in Uedama VII - Lai Dai Corporation Factory
[07:36:03] Kalynn Shardani > I am happy to hear he was like that in game and glad he made so many friends http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/two-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-near-shelton/nm55g/ not much like that outta game i'm affraid
[07:36:28] Kalynn Shardani > i was hoping to inform Sarah Flynt so she may remove him from the moderator list etc
[07:36:56] Astecus > I'll take care of that
[07:38:31] Symphony-Angel > sad story
[07:40:18] Astecus > Kalynn Shardani has been removed as moderator now
[07:40:45] Astecus > Sad story indeed...
[07:41:00] MRxX7XxMONKEY > i had to relog, could someone send me the story?
[07:41:27] Symphony-Angel > http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/two-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-near-shelton/nm55g/
[07:42:13] Kantar Vilorious > Hello Kalynn and everyone. Guess who?
[07:42:43] MRxX7XxMONKEY > oh the 54yo man was the owner of that character?
[07:42:59] Kantar Vilorious > alittle younger
[07:43:02] Admiral Demona Black > Hayley Logical Fallacy Nin Rin Prixm Wind Yvain Bluewater IN Kamio VI - Moon 7 - Sukuuvestaa Corporation Production Plant JUST HAD A SCOUT COME IN ICE FIELD openwind
[07:43:29] Symphony-Angel > MRxX7XxMONKEY i believe so
[07:43:35] MRxX7XxMONKEY > damn
[07:44:51] Kalynn Shardani > so hence why im trying to get rid of his toon - (wife)
[07:45:15] Symphony-Angel > very sorry for your loss
[07:45:43] Kalynn Shardani > i appreciate that
[07:45:53] Astecus > Kalynn Shardani so you played EVE together?
[07:46:24] Kalynn Shardani > yes / I am Rosaria Cosmos in game
[07:46:50] Kantar Vilorious > Hi Kalynn
[07:48:15] Apple Ottig > Dragon Knights Inc still around? :)
[07:48:44] Symphony-Angel > cool name for alliance
[07:52:34] Kalynn Shardani > yes it is
[07:53:04] Kalynn Shardani > I run the DKI alliance. Kalynn didn't just gave intel
[07:53:04] Astecus > Must admit Kalynn seemed like the least likely to do something like this...
[07:54:24] Kalynn Shardani > i don't know how he was in game but out of game he wasn't ,.. very kind
[07:54:35] Astecus > But then again, this is a roleplaying game
[07:54:42] Kalynn Shardani > it is
[07:57:12] Astecus > So how familiar are you with anti-ganking and his activities with it?
[07:57:33] Kalynn Shardani > extremely
[07:57:49] Kalynn Shardani > i helped him with some of his intel for the code alliance
[07:58:00] Kalynn Shardani > however we kept our ingame characters disconnected
[07:59:56] Rosaria Cosmos > this is better
This truly is a game like no other. Volgryn can't even conceive of a situation where one player can be defeated by another without consent. He expects to control us with his own set of rules and morals. Ones he doesn't even bother to codify.
ReplyDeleteWell, once again. Too bad. He's welcome to try but he won't succeed. As always, admitting that James 315 is the Savior of Highsec and doing what your Agent commands is the ONLY response that will rid the miner of his anger at his helplessness and his despair of ever climbing off the bottom.
They cling so relentlessly to their misery.
The miner has no guidance, no principles, no morals except through the Code. They must be ganked until they squeal like the troughing pigs they are. Only then will salvation and serene calm be theirs.
DeleteCalm down murder lovers.
DeleteRemember to keep it in game, you kill miners not minors, do not repeat your agents mistakes like shartdani and actually kill a kid.
DeleteThe worst part is he lost his miner laser II's. Shed a tear for that
ReplyDeleteCalm down murder lovers.
DeleteWe are the screening process for highsec miners.
DeleteSo you're looking for people who enjoy death murder and pedophilia, good to know.
DeleteAll that over a 10 cent venture? You get more mature behavior from a toddler. Just shoot antimatter into his face and he'll calm down.
ReplyDeleteYup, gank his ass hourly until he ships up and fights, or quits. Either way EVE wins.
DeleteAlways!
Calm down murder lovers.
Deletei don't know how he was in game but out of game he wasn't ,.. very kind.
ReplyDeleteWife of ag moderator shardani.
Before you criticise an agent for whacking a welfare recipient flying a venture in new eden illegally, lets take a second to never forget the real monsters who lurk in space.
It sounds an awful lot like shardani was an abusive husband. He must have taken out his frustrations about being unable to stop ganking on his wife.
DeleteAt least kalynn took out 2 generations of bad genetics when he quit.
DeleteGotta look for the good in everything.
"Quit"
DeleteLol
Calm down murder lovers.
DeleteMay want to stop praising your child killing hero too.
Wow Cryma it is good that your finally realizing that yes code agents are monsters and you and your favorite agent Kalynn Shardani are just mentally unstable killers and should seek help.
DeleteAdmitting you have a problem is the first step in recovery my friend.
Progress.
Are you parroting what the shrink told you at your last assesment? Just take another blue pill and go back to sleep. The gank was just a dream..........the gank was just a dream............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
DeleteReeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Made Cryma scream again that's a double win.
Delete"Have a great day... and I hope harm befalls you."
ReplyDeleteLike many miners, Volgryn has trouble with sincerity. He is spiteful and sarcastic. Hopefully he will learn from the excellent example set by Agent Melons.
Just another reason to remove highsec and the protections it affords shitters like these miners. EVE is not for the weak or timid and we owe it to EVE to try and remove as much carebear trash as possible. The health of the game depends on it.
DeleteHighsec minerss must be ganked until they quit mining in highsec. Then we need to address the highsec missioners.
Calm down murder lovers.
DeleteAnon216 that's "miners" not "minerss", and definitely not minors.
DeleteHighsec miners should be screened for mental stability before being allowed to undock. Daily.
ReplyDeleteAlways!
Calm down murder lovers.
Deletemeh seems made up
ReplyDeleteIt is, everything they put in here is made up.
DeleteExcept their love of murder that isn't. They love death and killing. They also love pedophilia, listen to how they praise that shartdani asshole who killed his kid. They practically worship his dead ass. Then theres Paddock who shot up vegas they love him, the Daniels guy in TX who shot up a school theres a shrine to him in the code. Hell now theres a bomb making fool that just got caught that they will probably hold in high esteem for his hate of non-combatants.
So yeah, they also die after every kill too so they just like ISIS.
Now watch them rage because words hurt their feelings.
I think somebody is jelous and trying to feel relevant here.
DeleteYeah code.
DeleteYou forgot Anders Brievik, the ultimate hero
Deletecode worships him too, wow they really do love murder.
DeleteNobody could make this stuff up. Carebears are a never ending source of entertainment.
DeleteCarebears provide good content unlike the code who revel in murder killing and pedophilia. Just look at your past agents who have taken their rage out of game, your most loved agent is that shitdani you keep praising.
DeleteNope.......just you.
ReplyDeleteanon811: At least try to get your insult into the appropriate response area code murder lover pedophile.
DeleteI wonder why you guys never show it when your "agents" lose a gank like some time ago some of your guys tried to gank me in high-sec, lost three ships but my tanky gnosis only got a small scratch on the shields!
ReplyDeleteDon't bother they don't count that as a lose they just tell you the fight is ongoing until they get the gank. Plus its bad for their propaganda.
DeleteYou have passed a compliance inspection. Congratulations miner!
DeleteThank you murder lover. Please don't speak to me, I don't play or associate with killers, pedo's or terrorists.
DeleteThe funny thing is that I didn't even get a mail from the tellin me how great they are or what i did wrong according to the stupid rules that they made(put up some signs or something!)
ReplyDeleteNot all agents are equally willing to interact with the miners. Who can blame them?
DeleteThough apparently the agent in question assessed your capabilities well - he assessed that you are bright enough (by miner standards) to find your own way here where you can learn about your wrongdoings.
rekt
DeleteSee another code anon loving murder.
Delete