Yeah, let's go ahead and start off with the nonuple-anti-tanked hauler who lost 41.8 billion isk. Cian jumped into Uedama with a supercarrier's worth of cargo. It's unclear what he was thinking, though "nothing" would probably be a good guess. He was incinerated by Agents Jason Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jake Kusion, a fat potato, Fatally Wounded Pineapple, Joshua Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, and Jeremiah Kusion.
And the cargo... the cargo...
Breathtaking.
You know, as we reported earlier, the Kusion family was permabanned by CCP and then they reversed the permaban. Think about that, carebears. Why do you think CCP unbanned Kusion? They knew who he was--what he was. They unbanned him to kill.
The rebellious miner said to himself, "CODE. is ganking freighters like crazy. Now's my chance to get in some illegal mining, while they're distracted!" What a Goofus. Stellar Za learned that the New Order is more than capable of controlling every aspect of highsec life, simultaneously. Agent Guybertini had plenty of time to nuke the 500 million isk Covetor while freighters were dropping like flies in Uedama.
Arazno Masirias learned a similar lesson, though his was even more expensive. His outdated, decadent Hulk was worth 1.3 billion isk before Agents Votre Dieu and Narl' Amhar reduced it to ashes. Get a clue, miners. Read the Code.
The New Order kills freighters, it kills miners, it kills mission-runners... And sometimes, it kills mission-runners with miners. Spud RWC received a painful introduction to the more exotic contingent of Code enforcers when undercover Agent Lucy Inthesky Withdiamonds unleashed her Orca's drones against Spud's Tengu. "Ships that can't shoot back", indeed.
"If only someone had warned me!" cries the bot-aspirant, "Then I would've paid!" Baloo was warned...
...But he chose not to heed the warning.
Baloo probably realized, on some level, that he was going to lose everything. Yet he was too stubborn to embrace the Code.
After a long period of bumping, Baloo lost his heavily tanked Bowhead. His ship certainly had the ability to soak up a lot of damage. However, he was facing a truly massive CODE. fleet. If you're an Anti-Ganker and you want to feel even worse than you already do, check out the composition of the fleet that killed Baloo's Bowhead.
Agents Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector HongMei, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Taxman Daniel, Tax Collector Kittens, Australian Excellence, Tax Collector Aruka, Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri, Tax Collector Hill, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector BokChoy, Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector Larry, Tax Collector Buck, Tax Collector Alison, Tax Collector Kimi, Tax Collector Shardani, Tawny Rozei, Shanade Rozei, Katy Rozei, Baron Rozei, Sherri Rozei, Ruby Rozei, Giselle Rozei, Christine Rozei, Tax Collector Yuna, Trump The King, Lagatha Rozei, unknown observer, John Ratcliffe, Lobo El Lobo, Adriana Thermopylae, and Alexis Thermopylae brought an amount of firepower sure to make any Anti-Ganker hang his head in shame--if said head wasn't already in that position.
Oh, and they killed Baloo's 2.3 billion isk pod, too.
Synegry went retro, autopiloting in a shuttle through New Order territory. She was in the Kador region, so maybe she assumed she wouldn't be hunted by any of the New Order's heavy-hitters. If so, she was badly mistaken; our Agents are everywhere in highsec. Agent Aaaarrgg himself was on patrol that day, and I think it's fair to say that Aaaarrgg likes to gank shuttles.
Synegry's shuttle cracked open to reveal a 3.1 billion isk pod. The pod had a little bit of everything. Now it has nothing. So it goes for the Code violator.
Wonderful! Good to see the name 'Guybertini' back up there too, ganking like a good 'un!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations all, on a wonderful week's work - and pleasure.
Calm down murder lover.
DeleteCalm down, Johnny Piddles
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteAlways triggering that johnniepiddles-murderloveranonshitter. (just watch him cry in the comments)
ReplyDelete#calmdownmurderloveranonshitter
Always!
Damn got em triggered and crying even before I comment, That's a win.
DeleteMy code wins, ALWAYS!
Nope, you just a mad shitter 358murderloveranonshitter.
DeleteStay mad shitter, your tears are delectable. (You may need to google that)
The Code wins every day when you post tears here. In fact you sound like Paul Rubens when you post those "iknowyouarebutwhatamI" tears. Never change butthurtminer.
#calmdownmurderloveranonshitter
#johnpirtleisapedo
Always!
Whoops another triggered agent, that's a win.
DeleteDeflecting what code does that's a double win.
Try harder shartdani.
meh seems made up
ReplyDeleteOnly the parts where they claim to win, did they mention they scream James Akbah just before blowing up?
DeleteKillmails prove that this actually happened, how dumb are you?
DeleteYup killmails show the code agents getting popped.
DeleteLots of people committing suicide on the code team. Stay in eve the only place your rewarded for acting like ISIS.
Deletewoah antiganking failed so hard this week like every other week. damn they failed so hard.
ReplyDeleteCalm down murderbot.
DeleteGlad to see your not praying to your fav child killer shartdani.
Progress.
Those Harvester Mining Drones had no place in James 315 Territory, except on a killmail where the loot fairy said no.
ReplyDeleteCalm down murder lover.
Delete
DeleteLittle johnnie piddles is madder than 3 foxbolts, 2 gevlons, and a riptard.
That's one mad PHag, Pandemic Horde anti ganker that he is.
#calmdownmurderloveranonshitter
Uh oh Johnnie has triggered another, looks like he got another win.
DeleteAgent John Ratcliffe of the Inglorious Basterds shooting a Bowhead. I wonder if his friends know.
DeleteDo you think he is related to... that Johnnie?
HA they failed to gank the bowhead and bitched about it calling in the backup to finish the job.
ReplyDeleteI remember that convo, sorry but your initial attack was a failure. Remember to bring all of your alts next time or your just embarrassing yourselves.
Yet zkill says it died. Dont worry miner, the first stage is denial then comes the acceptance of James 315.
DeleteDid you not have a permit?
Cryma is back and still very tearful.
DeleteHe brought a friend too, filled with tears.
And both still praising their favorite agent shartdani.
SAD.
Multiple people were stabbed inside the Mall of America on Sunday night, leaving families and kids stunned as they waited to see Santa.
ReplyDelete“My daughter could see people lying on the ground who had been stabbed,” Kim Schwieters, who was waiting to see St. Nick with her three children, told the Minneapolis Star Tribune.
At least three people were wounded in the attack, which is being described by police as “an interrupted theft.”
It happened around 6:45 p.m. in the men’s department of Macy’s, which is not far from the mall’s Santa Experience.
What started as simple robbery attempt quickly escalated into a violent, multi-victim incident after the would-be thief was caught stealing from two men inside a fitting room.
Speaking at a news briefing Sunday night, Bloomington Police officials described how the suspect snuck into the men’s room — as they were modeling outfits for friends outside — and tried swiping some of their belongings.
The pair attempted to stop him, prompting the man to pull a knife. He stabbed them both before being brought down and subdued by other shoppers, cops said.
One victim was reportedly stabbed in the back and another has numerous knife wounds.
Cops wrote on Twitter that the suspect, who was also injured, was taken into custody.
“We saw two cops running toward Macy’s,” said Schwieters, who is from Grant, Minn.
“By the time we got to the main area — the men’s department is to the right — more police started running in with their guns drawn.”
Witnesses said they saw the suspect acting erratically before the stabbing. One man told Schwieters that he appeared to be having a conversation with himself, even yelling at times, repeatedly talking about a "code" and "James."
“He saw the man walking through before, talking to himself, really really loudly talking to himself,” Schwieters said. “Kind of drew attention to himself.”
Some shoppers tweeted about the incident, saying they hid underneath clothing racks and other places.
“Just lived through the scariest experience of my life,” wrote Jolene Situma. “I heard someone screaming ‘He got me! He got me!’ I knew something was not right. Some other shoppers ran toward the screaming, and someone (who I believe was the victim’s brother) yelled ‘911!’ I called the police and hid.”
Why you so mad little johhnie piddles? Your mommy stop breast feeding you too early?
Delete#calmdownmurderloveranonshitter
At least he got off his moms tit.
DeleteCould someone explain the Tengu/Orca mechanics for me? I understand the no permit part, but I cannot see what game mechanics were used in .7 space. Was it merely a case of doofusitis with Tengu pilot and was baited by a suspect Orca? Thank you.
ReplyDeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteI do not know what you mean. I am merely asking the professionals of CODE what game mechanics were used to generate this kill mail. I, following in the footsteps of well trained agents of CODE, am calm and collected. Perhaps you are projecting a bit?
DeleteJust did a double take when I saw all those cargo-expanders on that Impel. God damn son.
ReplyDeleteIKR? Why bother with a DST if you're going to anti-tank it?
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
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