The Orcas of Nakugard, Part 3

Previously, on MinerBumping... Agent Alt 00 deployed a fleet of Catalysts against Djsky, a Russian Orca miner. In the aftermath of Alt's victory, one of Djsky's comrades, Ilya Shcagin, accidentally invited Alt 0 to join the Russian miners' private channel. With the help of Google Translate, Alt sought to uncover the miners' secrets.

Ilya Shcagin > this is a gaming fiasco
Tikho Selchy > all that is not forbidden, eve is such a thing that it is allowed very much))
WOLK Zwezdnii > damn .. if they continue to do this .. then someone pays?!?!
Ilya Shcagin > how much does the orc donate cost?
Ilya Shcagin > after losing two or three, the person probably will think to pay

The miners were horrified to realize that EVE allows ganks and ransoms. Would the Russians pay for blue status?

WOLK Zwezdnii > Ilya Shcagin well, L ..... the main rule is never negotiate with terrorists !!
WOLK Zwezdnii > there will be no payments sooner or later themselves will be blamed!
Xovin fosa > all the same who will help
Xovin fosa > you are lazy

The Russians engaged in a heated discussion about the matter. Apparently the Hollywood cliché about not negotiating with terrorists has had an impact on Russian culture.

Alt 0 > Settle down, friends
Alt 0 > Buy a mining permit! Only 10,000,000 ISK each
Djsky > faku
Ilya Shcagin > the norms of the pancake.

Our Agent interjected some Code-based advice. This inspired Djsky to break his silence. For the most part, he'd been too embarrassed by the loss of his Orca to play much of a role in the conversation.

Ilya Shcagin > the only thing I do not understand is how to remove it from the chat room)
Iliaas fgnghm > it was not necessary to add
WOLK Zwezdnii > yes hammer on it .. it will fall off
Ilya Shcagin > well, yes
Tikho Selchy > I will list him 0,01 of the lawsuit

Ilya still couldn't figure out how to boot Alt 0 from the channel. For now, the miners would have to accept the fact that she could spy on their deliberations.

Iliaas fgnghm > Declare war on them
Tikho Selchy > they are just waiting for it, then even their concord will not touch
Iliaas fgnghm > Let them wait
Iliaas fgnghm > The wife has the right to kill them
Xovin fosa > there is no food

Slowly but surely, the miners fell into a familiar pattern. They considered one EVE game mechanic after another. How could they stop the New Order?

Djsky > yes I have and I will kill
Ilya Shcagin > not what kind of war
Iliaas fgnghm > Let's Cooperate
Iliaas fgnghm > who wants to fight?
Djsky > with capsules?
Djsky > and this is a large-scale well-designed operation
Iliaas fgnghm > It's better for us to start hunting for them ourselves

The miners couldn't come up with any good options. But they knew they wanted revenge for Djsky's Orca.

Ilya Shcagin > o fucked by the people
Djsky > Eostella (Dawn), which shines on everything that is on earth and on the most immortal gods who live in the widest sky.
Djsky > the bitch
Iliaas fgnghm > Where are they?
Ilya Shcagin > they are on the thorns
Djsky > 10 people

Alt 0 was watching the convo, but the miners were watching our Agent, too. They knew she had at least ten gank alts at her command.

Ilya Shcagin > flew away from them fucking from there
Ilya Shcagin > and I'm such, right now his shaman
Ilya Shcagin > if you open fire all 10 thorns will open for you
Ilya Shcagin > as I understand it
WOLK Zwezdnii > people, yes hammer on them !! they want to attract attention! there will be no reaction to them will become uninteresting and will be swindled!
WOLK Zwezdnii > who can not wait to fly away to another place and there dig!

Given enough time, every carebear organization will come up with the idea of trying to bore their opponents to death. WOLK Zwezdnii advised his fellow miners to keep quiet and starve our Agent of content. Maybe then she'd go away. The proposal of this strategy is a sure sign of defeat on the part of the carebears.

Ilya Shcagin > but alas
Ilya Shcagin > we are helpless
Ilya Shcagin > and how they so quickly sat on their spikes
Ilya Shcagin > do they keep them here?)
Iliaas fgnghm > They had them here)
Ilya Shcagin > cleverly
Tikho Selchy > Then are you worry about for them, worry for yourself, understand one thing you are not yet opponents to them

Eventually, the Russian miners procured a moderator capable of booting Alt 0 from the channel. They were then able to resume the norms of the pancake, as the old Russian proverb goes.

Luckily, Alt 00 was still able to communicate with the miners in Nakugard local chat.

Though Djsky's comments haven't been translated, I assume they're a bunch of empty threats. If I'm right, my Russian is getting better--or the Russian miners are getting worse.

After some parting words in local, the Russians associated with this corp evacuated from Nakugard. However, there was another ring of Russian miners still using fleets of Orcas to mine in the system. Unlike the group Alt 00 had just chased away, these Orca pilots were silent. They were bots, and heavily tanked ones at that. Even a fleet of Alt's Catalysts would be ineffective against them.

Our Agent issued a warning: Winter is coming. CCP may allow botting, but we do not.

To be continued...