Agent Alt 00 strode into Nakugard as a conqueror each day. Once again, there were no Orcas to be seen. Indeed, there were almost no miners at all.
By this point, Alt 00 scarcely needed to use her gank fleets. For the most part, all she had to do was speak--and the miners saw little choice but to obey.
Haze Tveskoeg, who owned a mining permit, sat by himself in the ice anomaly. Alt 00 pointed to the licensed miner as an example to others. Though it embarrassed him, he didn't see any alternative to being a collaborator.
Zoi Tovio owned a Skiff. She could've tanked it up and taken her chances, like the rebels would have her do.
...But why bother? Mining without a permit in Nakugard was for suckers.
Haze obeyed the law, but reluctantly. Alt 00 could sense that he wasn't happy to be following the Code, which was weird.
In addition to quoting MinerBumping posts, Alt 00 frequently shares New Order artwork in local. There's an extensive library of such art on our Links page. I'm not sure which piece Alt 00 linked here, but maybe someone will produce it in the comments.
Another day passed, and then another. Alt 00 visited nearby systems and found them devoid of Orcas, too. She returned to Nakugard, which was still at peace.
Haze playfully teased a fellow miner, only to be reminded of the time he lost a Skiff to Agents Alt 00 and Viirilithizu Ward. It was months ago, but still a sore subject.
The miner was perfectly aware that he was beginning to tread on dangerous ground. Alt 00 could kill Haze at the slightest provocation. She had absolute power and the authority to use it against mouthy miners.
Regardless of Haze's personal issues and the reasons for his bad mood, Alt 00 could punish the miner for his careless talk. Or she might show mercy. It was entirely up to our Agent and what she felt like doing at the time. Everyone who chose to mine in Nakugard accepted this.
On this occasion, Alt 00 stayed her hand. But next time, the miner might not be so lucky.
Weeks went by. Nakugard remained quiet. But then, one day--chaos.
To be continued...
The Code always wins! \o/
ReplyDelete>wtf is this?
ReplyDelete>death
Excellent work! Praise James!
ReplyDeleteThe Code always wins!
ReplyDeleteEven when a new CODE. "convert" gets a bit pissy in yesterday's comments because at heart he's still just a highsec ag shitter.
Always!
But hey, that's what you get when you let spergs join corp, the sum total of your parts.
Says the ag sperg. XD
DeleteSo much salt coming from ag these days! I heard Noctis took quite a sum of ag loot. It was just gathering dust anyway.
DeleteThe ag-shardani trust fund for spergs and child killers.
DeleteNOL has always been the choice of shitbags.
DeleteWell as long as i remember.lol
Bring back J.E.Normous and restore some credibility instead of recruiting from the child murdering cesspool.
DeleteYou can always tell how salty ag is by how bad they try to troll the comments in this great blog. You guys should unlock the comments on your blog too, you know, the one nobody reads.
ReplyDeleteAnd yet some genius is trying to recruit them to the NO. They seem happy to fill their ranks with 1stfaildos and some dipshit that sperged on and on about how he was being the hero by whoring on CONCORD's killmails. I just don't think you can correct that type of behavior without professionals. One of the new "Agents" lost emotional control yesterday, of course under the protection of the anon tag, real gankers don't act like that. Besides we all know who it was, and he'll always be the same reactive ag shitter that we laughed at the last time he melted down.
DeleteI mean, one of them got mad enough to biomass after his last tears. That's pretty adolescent. You cannot just flip these folks, their defect is not "lack of a permit", it's much deeper than that. Their default reaction to PVP in EVE was to cry and moan and basically just bitch about it. Real gankers don't run from pvp, they run to it. Carebears retreat and hide.
It's just so simple, the more carebears join CODE., the more CODE. becomes a highsec carebear corp. No insult intended, that's just plain numbers. Just because they " see the light" doesn't mean they will react any differently to pvp in EVE. If they get mad enough they will always revert.
If you want to fill your corp with highsec ag shitters I'm sure it will all be fine, don't mind the paranoid old vet.
Triggered
Deleteag is failing real bad right now. Wall of tears. :'(
Deleteshitteranon223 should learn to read, also you may want to google 'tears'. After you learn to read of course. ;)
DeleteIs it embarrassing to fail non-stop daily?
Lol "ag is failing real bad"
DeleteReally? Are they failing real bad? Realwwy realwwy bad?
Please don't try to help anymore. Maybe go back to ag, you're a natural.
Calm down ag'r. We know your mad.
DeleteYour lol
DeleteJust another ag shitter mad at the truth. They are always mad at something.
DeleteAlways!
It may seem like a wall of tears if you are too illiterate to understand the words.
DeleteBut a pissed-off ag shitter will always cry about tears where there are none but his own. I think it's called projecting. Or he's really that stupid.
Shitteranon219 should get a permit, maybe it will help un-trigger her.
DeleteAG salty about their ranks growing thinner and even some of their kind turning coat.
ReplyDeleteWrong, "turncoats" fight for the other side, ag shitters just run away from the fight. There are no caps in ag.
DeleteOnce an ag shitter always an ag shitter.
ReplyDeleteAlways! ;)
Once a faildo always a faildo.
ReplyDeleteAlways!
This article just helps prove my point, you cannot turn ag shitters to the light. Haze Tveskoeg has a permit, and by all appearances had the bio of a man who has converted. Only he has not truly seen the light, he only serves to save his own skin without having any real desire to save EVE. Just look at how he snapped at everyone and the vulgar language he felt the need to use. Everyone has a bad day, ag shitters can't leave it out of game.
ReplyDeleteag spergs will always revert to vulgarity and false bravado, the Agent should have voided Haze's permit immediately and ganked him until he learned his place, or left highsec.
Maybe he can join the NO and get some free hugs from faildo or javar, that'll cure him for sure!
That's how you calm down a miner, make him get a new permit and a new mining op.
Oh and, I thought faildo said he should be ganking to prove he's not a yellow highsec carebear hiding behing a permit. It's hard to find his killboard with all the biomassing and crying and shits. Any links? ;)
It doesn't matter how many ag shitters convert the Code will always win!
Always!
That's "the Code" ;)
Wow! Antigankers are REALLY failing hard right now. Tell us more!
Deletethere are no caps in ag, only sperg and failure. But no caps.
DeleteAlways!
Great work Alt 00! You are an exemplary agent!
ReplyDeleteCarebears who try to hide in highsec because they think it should be "safesec" don't deserve to play EVE. Any character (not 'toon' you silly shitters) over a month old found PVE'ing in highsec should be ganked until he leaves.
ReplyDeleteAnd why in the world would anyone try to recruit highsec shitters into The New Order? send them to low or null for a few months first, that should weed out the weak and unworthy, THEN maybe take a look at the ones who stick it out, IF there are any shitters left after a few months without CONCORD protecting them.