It's never too early for a fun game of Secret Saviour.
Hrothgar Nilsson purchased 365 additional shares, which took us past the 1,584 billion isk mark and earned him a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. But don't be fooled by the nice, innocent EVEmail he sent. In the world of business, the dude's a shark. His modest purchase allowed him to creep closer to Bing Bangboom, the sixth-largest shareholder of all time. This is the EVE market metagame at its finest.
Erika von Heisenberg also wisely increased her holdings of New Order stock this week. Her purchase of 520 shares took us past the 1,585 billion isk mark and earned a fine Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ of her own.
BONUS!
You never know when your next gank might be your last.
Agent C-ta Vilosa ganked dawn11720 Laduko's fail-fit Mammoth, only to receive the most ominous of warnings.
When powerful friends in nullsec aren't enough: dawn11720 took his threats to the next level with the "phantom dev" approach.
...And when powerful friends in CCP aren't enough, there's always the classic "I'm going to murder your wife" routine.
I'm guessing CCP Guard isn't one of dawn11720's friends.
After embarrassing himself in local, dawn11720 initiated a private convo. He wasn't done yet. The carebear apparently threatened to murder Agent C-ta's children while pretending to look up the Agent's Facebook profile or something in real-time. Of course, we don't actually know if C-ta has any children, but dawn11720 took a chance. Did it pay off?
The carebear opened up a second convo. This time, it seems he was pretending to hack into C-ta's credit card or bank account. If only our Agent had known this guy was so dangerous before ganking his anti-tanked hauler! But our Agents only laugh at danger.
Wow! What is wrong with people? Miners have got to be the worst people in the world. Why wound anyone want to protect them?!?
ReplyDeleteHrothgar Nilsson, we need your help bro! Help us kill some miners! XD
Watch out guys. We have an elite hacker who is friends with CCP, is a badass IRL and will take away everything you cherish.
ReplyDeleteI read that in Gollum's voice.
ReplyDeleteSo much fail. Poor helpless bastard is losing his mind. Maybe he should B4Reps before he shardanizes his kids.
ReplyDeleteshar-d-nize
Always!
ReplyDeleteThese miners are cooked, always taking out their frustration into the real world violently. They truly are sad.
ReplyDeleteThis is shardani for sure.
Never forget anti gankings moderator shardani.
Why daddy why?
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ReplyDeletehey guys. what did thomas do with all those donations? when his members are flying around losing t1 fitted random ships?
Wow miners and code both bringing RL into their gaming.
ReplyDeleteBoth have become the saddest part of EVE.
dawn11720 is in real need of a reality check.
ReplyDeleteThis miner just ganked himself at the account level.
ReplyDeleteEmphasis on the suicide in "suicide gank". If he wanted to stop playing, he could have simply biomassed. And given all his stuff to more deserving players prior to that, of course.
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