Over One Trillion Five Hundred Seventy-Eight Billion in Shares Sold

Good decisions are the hallmark of the New Order Agent.

See what I mean? This guy is on his way.

Speaking of good decisions, Nathan Deville purchased 250 shares, which took us past the 1,578 billion isk mark and earned him a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. This guy's on his way, too. This is how civilizations are built.


BONUS!

EveDataRules posted a provocative thread on the official EVE forums (yes, there are still official EVE forums): "Where are new characters getting killed?"

Said poster collected a bunch of data and made a chart. It speaks for itself:

We've long known from CCP's own studies that new players who get ganked are less likely to quit EVE--to the lasting chagrin of carebear apologist theme parkers. Now the nerf-beggars who insist on highsec safety to protect "newbros" (like the newbros who fly blingy jump freighters) are forced to swallow another feathery serving of crow.

Here's a permanent link to the chart, which is sure to generate tears from theme parkers for years to come.

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Agent Amanda Rekenwhith posted an inspiring thread on Reddit: "Flying CODE. compliant in Northwest Ohio."

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Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "bumper sticker". And I'm fairly certain that anyone who puts this bumper sticker on their vehicle is 99% less likely to receive a speeding ticket. (Anyone in law enforcement who reads this is probably nodding his head in agreement.)

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Agent Trump The King forwarded this video clip from 0pec:

Our heroes always enjoy a good stream snipe. Stream snipes attract the right kind of players to EVE and repel the wrong kind. As nature intended.