Kills of the Week

When foolish carebears get ganked, they don't just lose their ships--they also lose whatever dignity they may have possessed. Indeed, many an EVE player has joined our cause after seeing the foolishness of our enemies displayed in these killmails. Past a certain point, even an Anti-Ganker must ask himself, "If the carebears are that stupid, maybe they deserve to be ganked?"

More ammo for right thinking, from the week of April 29th @ 00:00 EVEtime through May 5th @ 23:59 EVEtime:

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Ace Zephir has added his name to the list of carebears who are really bad at suicide ganking. What possessed this Orca pilot to try attacking our un-flagged Agents Busty Lady Ereland and Krig Povelli? One can only guess. All we can say for certain is that CONCORD did its job.

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At 9.3 billion isk, Andrej Minni lost one of the most expensive Tengus I've seen. He was using the Strategic Cruiser as a hauler. How embarrassing! Perhaps the Deep Space Transport pilots are switching to combat ships to move their stuff. Agents Luna Nightblood, Ralliana, and Underpaid Ship Mechanic are happy to kill them regardless.

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sunny Anninen made the mistake of using ORE Ice Harvesters, which sealed her fate at the hands (and blasters) of Agents Tarkk Navin and Hazel Navin.

sunny was also carrying a pair of ORE Strip Miners in the cargo. This is what happens to people who use ORE modules in New Order space.

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Speaking of ORE modules... Mia Erkkinen's 21.6 billion isk jump freighter was seized by some of our Russian friends, Agents KaMiKaDzExD, Vollond, Bastian Mart, Alarik Maleus, Nam Plau, Votre Dieu, kali laska, Karoline Sula, Yaroslaw Hazmodanich, KENTua, Narl' Amhar, Ariku Orenuk, and Baboon Copper. When will these jump freighter pilots learn?

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...Not this week, that's for sure. Jammin tyme lost a 25.8 billion isk whale of a jump freighter next door to Uedama. He, too, was using ORE modules, though they were reinforced bulkheads. The extra hitpoints availed him little; the ORE bulkheads simply added 660 million isk more to the already exorbitant loss.

Agents Tax Collector HongMei, Tax Collector Kittens, Taxman Daniel, Australian Excellence, Tax Collector Alison, Tax Collector Yuna, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector Aruka, Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector BokChoy, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector Larry, Giselle Rozei, Christine Rozei, Tax Collector AynRand, Tax Collector Kimi, Sherri Rozei, Tax Collector Hill, Ruby Rozei, Tax Collector Shardani, Tawny Rozei, Lagatha Rozei, Tax Collector Fuemi, Tax Collector Buck, Shanade Rozei, Ivanka Rozei, Baron Rozei, Katy Rozei, and Internet Wizard brought the Rhea to justice.

Interestingly, Jammin had been at his keyboard for at least some portion of the day's festivities. If he'd kept any fuel in his fuel bay, he could've activated his jump drive at any time and escaped. I suppose that's asking too much of a guy who can't be bothered to spend 10 million isk on a permit.

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Krillnodd Burnebataar's 2.98 billion isk pod eked out the dubious distinction of blingiest pod over a 2.96 billion isk pod, also killed this week. Agent James Poddington snatched the pod and the attendant honours.

Ah, the return of the dreaded Michi's Excavation Augmentor. Those are still illegal, folks.