Akmaund's boasting was cut short when his Omen was ganked. This raised, yet again, the classic question that no Anti-Ganker has ever been able to answer: Why should miners trust Anti-Gankers to protect them, when the Anti-Gankers can't even protect their own ships?
Akmaund refused to accept his humiliating defeat. He proudly linked the killmail of one of the Catalysts that had just succeeded in ganking him.
Akmaund would have been well served to graciously accept defeat, respectfully ask the Agents for advice, and quietly purchase a mining permit. He failed to do any of those things.
Akmaund knew that his career as an anti-Code rebel wouldn't go anywhere if he let things stand as they were. He had to go all-in and somehow pull off a victory.
Suddenly, a thought occurred to Akmaund: What about the kill rights he'd just gotten on the Agents who ganked him? Those kill rights had to be worth something, right?
Now Akmaund had his answer: The destruction of his prized ship was actually a devious gambit--part of an elaborate master plan.
According to the Anti-Ganker, he didn't lose the battle. It just really, really, really looked like he did.
And if anyone had trouble untangling his twisted logic, Akmaund could simply brag about phantom kills against CODE.
Earlier, Akmaund had attempted to bolster his credibility by claiming he'd been an EVE player for 10 years. Now he was a newbie. His loss was merely a youthful indiscretion.
Akmaund assumed that carebears thought of Anti-Gankers as heroes. Yet no one in Isanamo local said a word in his favor. Instead, he was hounded by Agents of the New Order. Frustrated and angry, Akmaund sought an escape from the conversation.
Suddenly, Akmaund had an epiphany. He didn't need to impress members of CODE.; it was the Anti-Gankers whose opinions of him mattered. After all, his intention was to become their leader. And so Akmaund retreated back to the Anti-Ganking channel:
Akmaund reported his so-called victory to the Anti-Gankers. At last, he hoped, he'd get the respect and encouragement that Isanamo local so cruelly withheld from him.
But then then unthinkable occurred: The Anti-Gankers mocked him, too!
To be continued...
'Knowledgeminer' is marginally more intelligent than the other anti-gankers and, (albeit requiring several minutes), is able to carry out basic tasks such as looking on zkill. It appears that 'Akmaund' is in a very special league indeed.
ReplyDelete"According to the Anti-Ganker, he didn't lose the battle. It just really, really, really looked like he did."
Praise James! \0/
"Alt 00 21, 2018 at 12:09 AM
DeleteIt is neither glitch, nor exploit. Fortuitously Alt 00, in her infinite compassion, is willing to teach you how to execute this manoeuvre."
Speaking of marginally intelligent.
If you join me on Teamspeak we shall discuss this. And don't be afraid to get everything off your chest – I am a great listener.
DeleteI do hope you are confident enough to take me up on my kind and generous invitation.
I don't need to hear your excuses on teamspeak. What's the problem with just posting the proof here?
DeleteOh yea, you have none. Lol
Silly miner, why you make such wild carebear claims? Can you, or can you not do as you claimed? That's pretty simple, right?
"Alt 00 July 21, 2018 at 12:09 AM
DeleteIt is neither glitch, nor exploit. Fortuitously Alt 00, in her infinite compassion, is willing to teach you how to execute this manoeuvre."
Still nothing? Head-in-sand technique I see. It didn't work for that shitter beers veldspar, but maybe you'll have more luck with it.
What's wrong? I thought you like talking to me. Don't be afraid to come on TeamSpeak. I'm sure we'd get along just fine. You could bring a friend - on the off chance you might need a helping hand.
DeleteWow.. shitteranon (fake code agent) is really upset that Alt 00 hasn't taught him what he desperately is whining to learn.
DeleteToo bad he is too scared to come on TS or even reveal his character name. He has to rely on pretending to be the characters he idolizes.
Cry all you want, it chimes well with your backpedaling and lies.
DeleteIf you had proof you would have posted it by now, but all you can do is cry about teamspeak and nonexistent anger from someone whom you cannot control.
Speaking of control here you all are, defending a lying highsec miner. Birds of a feather huh? All I have to do is remind you of your fail to bring your miner friends out.
So your answer is 'no', you cannot make good on your claims. But keep crying about ts. If you gonna make it this easy how about, "you first". If you want me on ts, then keep your word here first, or keep trying to hide. I'm not going anywhere, and there's absolutely nothing you can do to make this go away either. Unless you can convince James to uncheck the anon box.
Until then you are just another highsec miner.
All you "ex"-NoL shitters are becoming an embarrassment to real CODE. gankers. And you are too east to bait, just like an ignorant highsec miner.
It's not your fault I'm sure, I hear you are born that way. It's not a decision?
XD
Cat's out of the bag. Saltyanon is not willing to go on comms, typical carebear puffing his chest!
Deletealtanon00, what exactly would you say to someone who asks on ts how to do your agress/warp trick? Is it too complicated to explain right here in the comments?
ReplyDeleteAltshitter00 wouldn't say shit if he had a mouth full. It should be obvious that he can't produce the results he claimed, and is now trying to change the narrative with some very obvious goalpost "rearrangement".
DeleteIt's a good thing The Code always wins, because "ex"-miners always fail.
Always! :)
These assclowns you recruit from ag are too emotionally unstable and cooked to get the point.
ReplyDeleteLook at the vitrolic sperg.
The closest they come to enlightenment is posting as agents in the comments section.
Too retarded.
Lol made you register, you folded like a sheet, miner.
DeleteNow you cry like a miner.
Too easy.
I probably should have done it ages ago.
DeleteI have never had a fuckboy fan so obsessed with fame whoring like you.
It must stem from the concord whoring days when you were ag.
Lol, why you so mad karma? All you shitters are quick to drop your false pretenses as soon as you are mad and feel impotent to stop me.
Delete'Fuckboy'? Lol what are you, like 12? You like to fuck boys? That's how pedophiles sound when they are mad. Way to go pedo, you outed yourself. Chris Hansen will want to chat with you soon I suppose.
And don't fool yourself, you registered an account because you had no other choice. I made sure of that. No one believes your pitiful attempts to save face, pedo. Carebear shitters always expose themselves.
Always! ;)
Apparently anyone who ganks a highsec carebear(s) is an "Agent of the Code".
ReplyDeleteSo every ag sperg that has whored on a CONCOORD killmail for altshitter00 is officially a "Code Agent"?
Lol, holy shit The Code wins!
Wouldn't it be crazy if the carebears discovered that I had really been in control of the registered AND unregistered 'Karma balancer' accounts?
I know you highsec shitter carebears will never be brave enough to do anything about it.
Yea, you're right, I'm just some anonymous nobody that you seem overly upset with.
Let's go with that.
This has absolutely nothing to do with your recent carebearesque claims of shenanigans with highsec mechanics.
You will never know for sure.
Got to keep those fuckboys on a short leesh! Make them mine that highsec ore for you, or gank them until they quit, like that ag hero shardani.
Too retarded
#cookedbroforlyfe!
https://zkillboard.com/character/94109684/trophies/
ReplyDeleteahahaha is that really my kb?
That's pretty carebearish even for a highsec ganker.
Old school Code Agents would move freely through high low and null for kills.
Carebears joining CODE. is what's responsible for all the internal strife.
We don't like miners, even nullsec carebears, joining CODE..
You can never truly trust them.
They will always bite the hand that feeds and stain the gleaming light that is The Code.
Always!
Meh seems made up
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