"But I thought you couldn't be ganked if you were in a Skiff." Ah, there's another of those deadly excuses. wersal hold purchased a blinged-up Skiff and set himself up for failure. His Code violations were detected and punished by Agents Ernst Steinitz, Max August Zorn, Niels Henrik Abel, and August De Morgan.
CAPITAINE ALBATOR39 thought of himself as some sort of anti-Code resistance fighter, judging by his corporation name--which may or may not have anything to do with the Code. Regardless, his use of a blingy Hulk was pure Goofus. Agents Max August Zorn and Ernst Steinitz brought in their signature Hecates and eliminated another pair of ORE Ice Harvesters.
Liminal corporation learned the hard way that when the mighty CODE. alliance goes to war, it means business. Wardecs are not some sort of petty "griefing" tool. Liminal failed to take the wardec seriously enough to stop Agents Sigrid Tystnad, Discofitta, Chocolate Rainbow Cake, Love Humps, Delicate Feminie Flower, Dominated, Kermakakku, Jennifer Payne, Bi er, Ice is Nice, Jathrine, Blazing Pancake, Kissemurra, Rainbow Cake, Janine Frost, and Janice Frost from blowing up their 16.5 billion isk engineering complex. And the war had other casualties, too: 28.6 billion isk of Liminal corp equipment has been destroyed. So far, CODE. has lost nothing. It's almost as if we're an elite PvP alliance or something.
Mortimus Lazair made the classic mistake of thinking that once he'd made it into highsec, his ship was safe. In fact, the danger was greater in Jita than in nullsec. For when Mortimus trundled into Jita with a 20 billion isk jump freighter, he was being monitored by Agents Justin Kusion, Tax Collector Aruka, Tax Collector Kittens, Pod Destroyer Molly, Taxman Daniel, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector HongMei, Jason Kusion, Tax Collector Richard, Australian Excellence, Jake Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Jayson Kusion, HSM Chief PettyOfficer, HSM MasterChief, and HSM Fleet Admiral. Some say that the Kusions were in the middle of planning a birthday observance when the carebear so rudely entered the system with his many Code violations. Regardless, Mortimus' Ark didn't even bother to fire a single shot in its defense! He knew that when Kusions and Tax Collectors come at you, you're toast.
Before people complain about my reference to Arks defending themselves, consider that 2ippy's Gila had plenty of weaponry at its command. Yet the Gila pilot was no more willing to put up a fight than any unarmed jump freighter. Agents Eva Mavas, Araena Calorne, and Lucia blasted the 7.3 billion isk cruiser. 2ippy's Gila was made the more expensive by its cargo of implants. When you're a carebear, every ship is a hauler.
LtCmdrAbeFroman SKOC was AFK mining in an ice anomaly when he lost his Mackinaw to a group of people who actually like to play the game. Agent Reggie Dunlopp scored a kill on the miner's pod, which contained 2.7 billion isk worth of implants.
A more shameful collection of implants you'll rarely find. The miner had no room in his head for anything fun.
Ignorantia juris non excusat
ReplyDeleteAlways!
"When you're a carebear, every ship is a hauler."
ReplyDeleteAnd that, ladies and gentlemen, is the root of the entire "ganking issue". Carebears refuse to play the game correctly, then scream for all to hear when they are punished for it, when the fault clearly lies with the idiot who intentionally flies a non-bait industrial ship in a PVP game. That's just ignorant and should be punished.
The problem is not "shooting ships that can't shoot back", the problem is cowardly shitters trying to play a game they don't deserve.
James has been warning them for YEARS about trying to change our game, but the retards would not listen. So you get what we had here last week, well that's the way the shitters want it, so that's how they get it. ;)
Igonrance of the Law of Highsec is no excuse for breaking said Law. EVE was intended and designed as a "PVP sandbox MMORPG", so let's see:
PVP - carebears hate it. That's why they hide in "safesec".
Sandbox - carebears hate it. They wail against emergent gameplay.
MMO - carebears hate it. They can't interact AND mine afk.
RPG - just this: "you must be ebil IRL if you kill "defenseless" miners in game!" said every carebear ever. (That's assuming the shitter miners actually belong here, which they don't)
The only thing that can save EVE at this critical juncture is the complete destruction of anything and everything carebear in highsec. Only then can we be assured that the people who are playing there truly want to play EVE properly.
Why does everyone think EVE needs to be easier in order to "retain" more players? Who eaxctly are we trying to retain? Highsec shitters? Cowardly carebears? Jeezus people, if that's what you believe then you one of those cowardly carebear shitters. EVE is SUPPOSED to be hard! And no, there is no "too hard".
Get the fuck out you cowardly carebear shitters. We don't want your kind ruining a truly unique experience like EVE. If someone can't EVE successfully under the same rules as everyone else then they don't deserve EVE. What right have they to force their cowardice upon us?
Lol IRL ofc! Those silly shitters need to keep it out of game.
No, seriously.
Keep it out of game.
They should make like shardani.
And quit.
IRL
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Care bears are the same everywhere. All they want to do is change every game into Hello Kitty online. I am all for killing them everywhere they go. In game of course. They will use every pathetic argument in the book to change the game to benefit other care bears. And, they are such an antisocial bunch.
DeleteAt least they make funny squealing noises when they die. I always get a laugh.
Meh seems made up
ReplyDeleteIs this a joke? See flashy jerks in local. Warp to station- log off. Problem solved. Come back after juniors bed time and mine until the lasers burn out.
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