Previously, on MinerBumping... As a rite of passage for The Knights of the Order corp, Agent Nova Forrester dedicated herself to bumping non-compliant miners in the Kamio asteroid belts. In no time at all, Nova's efforts were rewarded with a permit sale.
Nova reported her success in selling her first permit of the day--and was met by the jeering of a miner who lacked the purchaser's good sense.
Indeed, panda Tissant had done nothing but complain ever since Agent Nova arrived in the system. She seemed to be waiting for Nova to leave so she could resume mining.
Though obviously anti-Code, panda declared herself neutral. However, when it comes to the Code, there is no such thing as neutrality. This has been established by long-standing precedent.
When it became clear that Nova wasn't leaving any time soon, panda returned to the asteroid belts--only to be bumped out again. The miner was forced to retreat, but tried to save face. Since the earliest days of the Code, miners have responded to bumps by docking up in disgrace--while pretending their ore holds were "full anyway".
panda thus checked off the "full anyway" square on the Miner Bingo card, along with two other corner squares.
panda's killboard confirmed that she was one of countless carebears who returned to highsec after finding nullsec unsatisfactory.
Our Agent tested the miner by placing a bounty of 315,315 isk on her head. panda's wickedness came right to the surface.
The blockade of the Kamio asteroid belts continued. In theory, panda could have tried to mine in a neighboring system. Instead, she remained in the station to stew in self-pity.
By this point, it should have been apparent to panda that she needed to buy a permit. Yet she couldn't bring herself to admit it.
Time passed. Nova monitored the pristine asteroid belts, only to occasionally spot panda trying to sneak a little ore. By sheer coincidence, panda's mining vessel became "full" each time Nova appeared.
Oblivious to what had been happening in Kamio, another miner logged on and started mining. He was shocked to find himself being bumped out of the belt.
If panda couldn't successfully gather ore herself, she could at least coach a fellow miner in how to rebel against the Code. Could this be the start of a full-scale uprising?
To be continued...
Mining was buffed a while back to allow for partial yield from interrupted cycles. Still works for ice though since one cycle is one block.
ReplyDeleteThese miners sure are vile. It's almost as though they want to be hated. It's impossible to truly prefer highsec mining after experiencing the thrill of nullsec. That's just an excuse to rationalize failure.
You so mad Kenny
DeleteTypical care bear response.
DeleteSo much salt Kenny
Deletewow just wow. antiganking is failing so incredibly hard right now
ReplyDeleteYour have bad friends Kenny
Deletewow so panda here im sorry to say but i was not scared at all and i did not sit in station this news feed is full of lies if code wants to fight me thay are more then welcome im a carebare with teeth chalange acceped
DeleteI wasn't scared! XD
DeleteDont matter Kenny, you still never elite until you join us in rust.
DeleteKeep crying Kenny
"keep movieing he wont be eble to bump u"
ReplyDelete"spechal snow flate"
OK. On another note, I read the shareholder voter story - a little before my time, it should be said. It would however be fun to see a resurgence towards this method of dealing with wayward miners!
yes moveing stops them from bumping you but there are other methods short of warping out when thay warp in but the "agent" who took on panda was to slow to notice or catch on
DeleteAre you butt hurt Kenny
DeleteFree Miners Will Rise Agen Panda Says
ReplyDeleteYou say funny things Kenny
DeleteA highsec miner couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Miners can't work together because each one of you is bigger snowflake than the last, incapable of leading or taking direction. You can't coordinate because half of you are AFK at any given moment. If a miner ever tried to rise up he wouldn't get five systems before his veldspar craving took over. You are a willing slave to your own monotonous impulses.
DeleteSounds funny Kenny
DeletePanda should have gotten a permit.
ReplyDeletePanda should have become elite Kenny.
DeleteWhen you and your friends gonna become elite Kenny?
panda will NEVER PAY FOR FREE CONTEN!!!
DeletePanda cant ever be elite Kenny
DeletePanda wants to stay here with Kenny forever as a care bear Kenny
I sent screenshots, and an explanation of Kennyanon's butthurt, to Soup in his Discord. He laughed and said "only an aspie would use that out of context".
ReplyDeleteWhy you so mad Kenny
DeleteWow you would think he would be ok with some asshat plugging his content and giving him some extra views.
DeleteIf some crying fool advertised my videos and helped me get money I'd say let him cry.
You so salty Kenny
DeleteGreat work Nova!
ReplyDeleteYeah great work Kenny
DeleteExcellent work Agent Nova! Praise James! \o/
ReplyDeleteKenny thinks he is a god.
DeleteKenny isnt very bright.
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