Previously, on MinerBumping... In an effort to prove her fortitude and help save highsec, Agent Nova Forrester embarked on a miner-bumping campaign in Kamio. It was immediately successful, but the system was home to a disgruntled miner named panda Tissant.
Using the power of the bump, Agent Nova put a stop to Schuylar Windsong's mining operations. However, Schuylar refused to buy a permit--and panda was infecting him with her heresies.
Unlike the Code, miner heresies tend not to last; they're poorly thought out. Consider panda and Schuylar's exchange here. Suppose it's true that no one can enforce their control in space 24/7. If so, then it's equally the case for the New Order and the nullsec powers like the Imperium. Yet no one denies that coalitions can and do hold space in nullsec, despite not being able to enforce control in that space 24/7. Thus, the New Order is also able to claim highsec as its own.
On the other hand, if one can enforce control in space 24/7, then the New Order is entirely justified in its efforts to do so. Either way, our Agents rightly claim highsec space. So much for the miners' heretical beliefs.
Nova cautioned the miners that if they returned to the asteroid belts, they might very well end up getting ganked instead of merely being bumped out again.
The mighty CODE. alliance has already ganked over 75 trillion isk worth of non-compliants. What made these miners think their ships were so special?
panda demanded proof. Carebears, if you want the ability to summon gank fleets on command, put down your mining lasers and learn how to FC a gank fleet.
When miners hit rock bottom, they tend to go into a downward spiral of self-destruction. I believe this miner truly wanted to be ganked.
However, Agent Nova was still on her miner-bumping mission. For now, the miners would need to remain docked or risk further bumps. If they were going to be ganked, it wouldn't be by Nova.
Our Agent noted that panda brought further condemnation upon herself--and her fellow miners. When ganked, they complain that they weren't warned. When warned, they complain they're not being ganked. What a bunch of Goofuses.
Meanwhile, Nova was notified of a private convo request. To her surprise, she received 10 million isk on Schuylar's behalf. With the benefit of a mining permit, maybe he would calm down.
Alas, as the old saying goes, a Goblok and his permit are soon parted.
Schuylar didn't deserve the kindness of his friends--the one who bought a permit for him, and the Agent who taught him what civilization is.
The rebellious miner chose to abandon civilization and common sense in favor of some half-baked anti-Code resistance idea: "Gradual vengeance"! What an inspiring slogan.
Agent Nova's three-hour bumping campaign reached its end. She had shut down illegal mining in Kamio during that time and sold two permits--and revoked one. Had she changed anyone's heart, though?
Make that three permits. And yes, our Agents always win the battle of hearts and minds. When an Agent of the New Order speaks, everyone listens.
Excellent work agent Nova!
ReplyDeleteAnd excellent work to all the other Knights of the Order that have recently passed their first trial!
Praise James! \o/
Kenny still thinks he is god.
DeleteKenny isnt very bright.
"a Goblok and his permit are soon parted." XD
ReplyDeletelol, all hail the Goblin king, death to the Gobloks! EVE is finally becoming a real MMO
DeleteYou say funny things Kenny
DeleteWell done Agent Nova! I especially like how you reminded the miners about the warning you were graciously providing.
ReplyDeleteYeah you tell em Kenny
Delete(panda) i must say i love how agent nova thort i was docked the whole time i was undocked and mining for that 3hrs untill i loged for some sleep please note if u threten to gank some one the threat is nothing with out backing it up i have scared off many wanna be gankers if u pull off killing me i would think about paying up but then agen probley not becouse why pay for what i enjoy doing witch is talking shit and enjoying my self in many ways unknown to most
ReplyDeleteto agent nova thanks for the fun content u were a blast hope to see u agen one day
if you enjoy yourself too much in many ways unknown to most... well, that can become an addiction
DeletePlease - stop being a pleb, and learn to write in legible English. Your current writing ability borders on the learning difficulty level. Whilst we recognise miners struggle with basic literacy, we still expect you to at least make some effort at communication.
DeleteHere is a useful resource to get you started. Ask somebody responsible to print it out for you.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a4/3f/31/a43f314438e2e3f52e6cd0e1135b527a.jpg
Such anger Kenny
DeleteWhy are you crying Kenny?
You and your friends will never be elite Kenny
"if you enjoy yourself too much in many ways unknown to most... well, that can become an addiction"
DeleteXD
You're a strange one Kenny.
DeleteI too enjoy myself in many ways, unknown to most. I'm most definitely an addict.
DeleteAcceptance is the first step Kenny
DeleteI found CHODEanon today guys.
ReplyDeleteThere I was, on a cold winter's afternoon, sat gazing longingly out of the window with one thing on my mind, CHODEanon's location. "If I can't find him, I'll never be able to give him the help he so desperately needs!" I said to myself, with just a hint of consternation. Then, all of a sudden it hit me, the stark realisation. I stood up, turned around, and looked down. Lying there right before me was CHODEanon himself.
Floating in the toilet bowl.
Dont play in the toilet Kenny
Delete\o/
DeletePraise rust Kenny
DeleteTo all you tough talking tanked skiff pilots mining in James 315 territory.
ReplyDeleteWe are the reason you are not in a hulk.
Stay mad and keep crying daily.
Why so angry Kenny
DeleteAnybody got any oil?
DeleteI keep hearing squeeks when visiting the comments section.
Youre so salty Kenny
DeleteKudos to Nakapai. He did not only pledge support by buying a permit, he actually went out there and enforced the Code. Good job, pilot!
ReplyDeleteYou mad Kenny
DeleteNakapai actually just joined NOL!
DeletePraise James!
Kenny still thinks he is jesus
DeleteMeh seems made up
ReplyDeleteOf Kenny
DeleteI found so many interesting stuff in your blog especially its discussion. From the tons of comments on your articles, I guess I am not the only one having all the enjoyment here! keep up the good work... OMC online parts
ReplyDeleteIf you can get vengeance slowly you can get vengeance quickly
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