Burn Jita.
As you can see from the Kusion family home movie above, the festivities started off with a bang. Ms Karma Police was caught near the Jita stargate and was given the dubious privilege of having her freighter ganked during the opening ceremony.
No, I won't name all of the 154 involved on this kill. But I shall note that of all the gankers, Agent Jason Kusion did top damage.
Of course, the New Order does not limit its ganking activities to one annual event. No, highsec burns all year round--and you can thank the cleansing fires of the Code for that. JIupuK70 certainly needed to be cleansed. He was (auto-)piloting a 756 million isk Covetor of all things. Agents D34dly D34dly and Slutzilla lit the torch.
Alexandra Fischer was even worse. She went for the split-tank approach: Capacitor tank and bling tank. Neither worked. Agents Larsulrik Napsterbane and D34dly D34dly relished this 1.6 billion isk miner kill.
Not every miner kill can be so juicy as the two preceding this one; some miners leave only a bitter taste. Re-Dial shocked and disgusted highsec with his "Whuh?"-fit mining Rokh. Notably, all three of these miner kills were scored in the Tash-Murkon region. One wonders if the region is home to evil spirits. Regardless, Agents D34dly D34dly, Davina Mustaine, and Larsulrik Napsterbane scored yet another KotW-worthy kill for the PKing Since Pong alliance.
Our Agents have been on the lookout for blingy Black Ops ships of late. Shadez lost a 3.15 billion isk Sin to Agents Astrid Tyrfing, Narl' Amhar, Votre Dieu, and Rungerd. I'd make a comment about jump drives, but if jump freighters won't use them, what hope is there for Sins?
How much can one lose in a lowly Bestower? When you're dealing with bot-aspirant carebears, the only limit is that of your imagination--and the carebear's stupidity. thedemonsofwar69 managed to lose 7.4 billion isk when her flimsy industrial ship was fired upon by Agent Narl' Amhar.
The filthy hauler pilot was a filthy miner. Is anyone surprised?
https://zkillboard.com/character/2114750671/
ReplyDeleteThat blingy mackinaw pilot lost another one (1 bil +) the next day...
https://zkillboard.com/character/512164417/
ReplyDeletewow just wow. antigankers failing hard. if only Thomas wasn't embezzling all the ag donations they would have isk for ships.
ReplyDeleteReminds of a real life story, this guy packed about a billion dollars worth of diamonds, cash, and rare artwork into his 1976 Volvo Sedan, and then drove it at high speed into a foreign warzone. When friends asked him why, he responded, "I can do whatever I want!" Turns out, he was wrong about that.
ReplyDeleteI am mining come find me
ReplyDeleteHappy hunting
You are failing.
DeleteKeep crying
You failed to find me, or did you even try?
DeleteHappy hunting
No Laika, nobody is trying to find you.
Delete#theRealChodeanon
DeleteWhen you go to Jita for some bot-aspiracy, and an entire GSF fleet is there, waiting for you.
ReplyDeleteSome big names on that list. It's an honor to be killed by such a group. Karmafleet best fleet, that lucky miner picked the name that attracts the best kind of attention.
* Kusion = bots = chode. slave = hypocrite.
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