Tiera Solas took the risk of bringing her 19.8 billion isk jump freighter--unlicensed, mind you--into highsec. She faced a gank armada unlike anything she could've imagined: Three dozen Taloses, plus other assorted gank ships. That's a lot of DPS. Agents Jayson Kusion, Jake Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jason Kusion, Dry Tears, Bob Painter, Joel Kusion, Open Your Heart, Jeremy Kusion, Jacob Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Jonas Kusion, Joseph Kusion, big brutor six, Jack Kusion, Jaiden Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Bob Electrician, Mjolnir Rage Torpedo, Jayden Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Inspector Implant, Josh Kusion, Jeffery Kusion, Bob Welder, Jared Kusion, Dubious Anime Name, Bob Mechanic, big brutor one, Nova Rage Torpedo, Further Painting, Get Memed, Dan Painter, Jax Kusion, Charlie Painter, Continue Painting, bi mistuff, Succulent Spodumain, FidgetSpinning, and Homoerotic Finger Painting put an end to Tiera Solas and her foul crime.
Nullsec can be dangerous sometimes, too. Casimir Aurgnet casually puttered around in a 21.9 billion isk Nyx. She assumed that having a supercarrier made her a power player, but in EVE, an expensive ship is merely a big lossmail waiting to happen if you don't have the skill to back it up. Agents Rahne Sentro, TigR Kashada, Vordak Kallager, lady labia, Intigo, xXSupremeCmdrThorXx, Soldier Forrester, repmefirst, Blaran Falsnar, atrophocy, Wild Things, abkiller Outamon, Casper24, and bella lugosi--elite PvP'ers all--taught Casimir how the game is played.
"I won't bother using a freighter," Terra Beulve thought. "The mighty CODE. alliance kills freighters, especially around choke-points like Niarja." Fair enough. But Terra bought a Mastodon instead of a permit. The result was an execution-style gank by Agents Shagmar Gera, Votre Dieu, Ehud Gera, Astrid Tyrfing, Rungerd, and Narl' Amhar.
Devil's Solution corp found itself in a war with CODE., but for some reason failed to defend itself. In stark contrast, Agents Aaaarrggs Scout Alt, Aaaarrgg, and Pod-Goo Repairman were willing to march into battle and fight with honour. And so CODE. won another war.
Are nano Golems a thing now? If so, there's one less nano Golem polluting our fair highsec. Mariata De'Shanati couldn't outrun justice delivered by Tornado Squad: Agents Votre Dieu, Rungerd, Narl' Amhar, and Astrid Tyrfing.
As we saw earlier, Casimir Aurgnet lost her Nyx. Her pod was left to face our Agents' smartbombs. Agents Wild Things, Vordak Kallager, Intigo, and bella lugosi each got on the killmail.
Another juicy pod bites the dust. Think carefully before you install your implants.
Oh RIP that yield fit Athanor.
ReplyDeleteTruly epic.
ReplyDelete* Kusion = bot = chode. slave = hypocrite.
ReplyDeletedid this miner get ganked by kusion? he never cries about anyone else by name.
ReplyDeleteGreat work, Agents!
ReplyDelete-Oink