"The gankers are harassing, bullying, griefing, torturing...!" Rabid anti-Code carebears squeal many such things. The truth is that the bot-aspirants are busy destroying themselves. Our Agents merely give them a little nudge and help themselves to any loot that drops. Want proof? Look no further than these kills from the week of June 23rd @ 00:00 EVEtime through June 29th @ 23:59 EVEtime...
Sironis Kahoudi brought his unfit 4.5 billion isk battleship to Niarja. He practically offered himself up as a killmail to Agents Ksenya PROXY and FEAR Sotken. Why did Sironis do this? Look at his corp's name: We Mine it You buy it. No, friend, you mine it--we gank it.
Kat Agaton's Dominix is an interesting one. You see those six red-tagged modules? Those are Abyssal mods. zKillboard doesn't reflect the ship's true value because it estimates the price of Abyssal modules at 0.01 isk. Alas, Agents Aiko Danuja, Shadow Cyrilus, Alt 00, Alleil Pollard, Ange des Larmes, and Shadow Pearl are thus robbed of proper credit for the value of the kill. How much was this kill actually worth? If you have an idea, leave a comment.
Jita continues to be a fertile hunting ground for our Agents. Sales Alt negrodamus foolishly AFK'ed her 29.5 billion isk jump freighter right into the loving embrace of a gank fleet. With nearly 20 billion isk worth of loot recovered from this gank, Agents Joshua Kusion, Jared Kusion, Jack Kusion, Dubious Anime Name, Jayden Kusion, big brutor two, Bob Mechanic, Bob Painter, Mjolnir Rage Torpedo, big brutor one, Johnathan Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jake Kusion, Open Your Heart, Inspector Implant, George Painter, Bob Electrician, Jason Kusion, Bob Welder, Ilvari, Charlie Painter, Further Painting, big brutor six, Jonas Kusion, Nova Rage Torpedo, Jaiden Kusion, Dan Painter, Continue Painting, Yojiro, Homoerotic Finger Painting, Succulent Spodumain, FidgetSpinning, and Miraille will have plenty more Taloses to use.
Conveniently, they can buy all those Taloses right there in Jita.
Ganking freighters has always been the best way to structure-bash.
For a long time now, carebears too afraid to use freighters in highsec have been relying on Deep Space Transports. Now, predictably, they're fattening up the DSTs beyond all reason. BalmungS managed to lose 16 billion isk to just three gankers: Agents Votre Dieu, Narl' Amhar, and Astrid Tyrfing.
Speaking of bling: Phantom Matter lost an 8.5 billion isk Rorqual when he received a surprise visit from a New Order diplomatic mission. The mighty CODE. alliance gets some of its finest kills in nullsec these days, thanks to brave warriors like Agents WaTeR Ubersnol, Jeronyx, NateX, cuffdawg, Blaran Falsnar, Cijah Dorin, and Beandog.
Don't tell the highsec miners, though--they'll get jealous. I don't think they really mean it when they tell our heroes to "go to nullsec".
You see what I mean about ridiculous DSTs? Albinus Brutus is another example, losing 13.7 billion isk in a Mastodon. Inexcusably, he was idling near the Niarja chokepoint. Agents Astrid Tyrfing, Rungerd, Narl' Amhar, and Votre Dieu easily dealt with Albinus by using a few Tornadoes.
Triglavians? Psssh.
According to the following website https://mutaplasmid.space/ the 6 combined Abyssal-modules were worth 5.8 billion ISK.
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