Kills of the Week

Everyone knows not to put their hand on a hot stove. Similarly, everyone knows--or should know--not to violate the Code. Imagine, then, the foolishness of the bot-aspirant who repeatedly breaks the law despite having his ships ganked by our Code enforcers. We call them Gobloks for a reason! Now let us observe some ship-burnings from the week of July 14th @ 00:00 EVEtime through July 20th @ 23:59 EVEtime...

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xuxu xx loaded up a 23.4 billion isk freighter and autopiloted it through Niarja, one of the most famous ganking spots in the galaxy. He couldn't imagine that anyone would punish him for his crime. Yet Agents eviserater Adoudel, Olivia Rackner, Zoe Rackner, Georgia Rackner, Ashlee Rackner, Emily Rackner, Rebecca Rackner, Jani Rackner, Jemma Rackner, Yan Rackner, Kirra Rackner, Celestia Rackner, Ivy Rackner, Globby Rackner, Kimberly Rackner, hegils, Adara Gaea, and Phoenix Rackner were standing by with a fleet of Taloses, stealth bombers, and Catalysts. What did xuxu think those ships were for?

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A word of warning to carebears like twentyafter: The Uedama neighborhood is getting a good scrubbing these days, courtesy of the First Family of Uedama. You know who I'm talking about. Agents Joseph Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jason Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Jake Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Jayden Kusion, and Caution AsianDrivers Ahead took flight and helped themselves to a few billion isk in confiscated loot.

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Vasilisa KOTOFF avoided Uedama and took a nice, AFK trip through Niarja. Guess what? The Kusions were there, too. Unlike carebears, our Agents know their way around highsec. This time, Agents Jayson Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Jason Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Jake Kusion, Jacob Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jimmy Kusion, Jonas Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Jeffery Kusion, Jeremy Kusion, Jack Kusion, Jessie Kusion, Josh Kusion, and Josiah Kusion brought 20 Taloses to the party. Do the bot-aspirants think they're fooling anyone when they try to hide behind hitpoints?

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In case you hadn't guessed by now, the blingy haulers took quite a beating this week. John Frikiry, too, fell to a Kusion fleet. Local-less nullsec isn't the only place where stealth bombers go to play these days. Agents Jayden Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Jake Kusion, Joel Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jeremy Kusion, Josh Kusion, Jacob Kusion, Jimmy Kusion, Jeffery Kusion, Jessie Kusion, Josiah Kusion, Jonas Kusion, Jack Kusion, Jason Kusion, and Caution AsianDrivers Ahead dropped a pile of Hounds on John Frikiry's 14 billion isk freighter--along with the usual Catalysts, of course.

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If you're going to fit a ship like Rawr Paaltomo did, don't bother undocking. And certainly don't AFK autopilot into Uedama. This "Rawr" fellow should've simply donated a few billion isk to Agents Jayden Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Jake Kusion, Jason Kusion, Jacob Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jessie Kusion, Jeremy Kusion, Jonas Kusion, Josh Kusion, Jeffery Kusion, Jack Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Joseph Kusion, and Joshua Kusion. Would've saved him a trip.

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Apparently Buki Sendai Ni didn't appreciate all the work that CCP put into helping highsec miners tank up their ships. In addition to enabling Mackinaws to sport a shield tank--or anything in the midslots--CCP gave them a voluminous, built-in ore storage compartment. In theory, said ore hold allows miners to happily AFK mine without needing to sacrifice tank in favor of cargo expanders. Yet Buki spent 300 million isk on an ORE cargo expander. Agents Shadow Cyrilus, Shadow Pearl, Overmind Niminen, and Lyle Aubaris went forth to defend CCP's honour by ganking the ungrateful miner. In so doing, they helped to improve the chances of retaining the miner's subscription. Well done, Agents.