Previously, on MinerBumping... anaCheeya ANARKY found himself tied up in red tape. Hoping to bring his null sec nomads corporation into Goon territory, anaCheeya was thwarted by the Goons' security checks. In a desperate bid to regain control of his corp, anaCheeya biomassed himself and was reborn as aiva naali.
The future didn't look so bright for anaCheeya/aiva. He yearned to command Rorqual fleets in the heart of nullsec. But for now, he was stuck mining rocks in highsec with a Venture. Until the Venture was ganked, anyway.
The first step in anaCheeya's comeback plan was to get his corp back. Unfortunately, Agent Kalorned required a fee of 500 million isk to return the corp prior to the completion of a background check.
anaCheeya didn't like all of the bureaucracy; nomads have no need of such things. But the Imperium does.
If nullsec was all about layers of bureaucracy and endless paperwork, then maybe anaCheeya needed to change his plans.
On the other hand, the miner knew that nullsec was where the best ore was to be found. Greed overtook him.
In any event, a mere 500 million isk was nothing compared to the riches that would become available once Imperium space was opened to him.
And so anaCheeya decided to comply with the latest set of instructions. Hopefully it would be the last time he'd be required to hand over his isk.
Although it seemed like anaCheeya was spending weeks sitting around doing nothing, he was actually putting his time to good use. After studying the map of the EVE galaxy, anaCheeya discovered fatal weaknesses in the most powerful empires of nullsec.
Armed with a suspiciously high volume of skillpoints and a little bit of cartography, anaCheeya now knew how to use a relatively small fleet to destroy the Imperium. This made the ambitious miner more dangerous than Pandemic Legion and the rest of the Goons' traditional enemies.
Still, anaCheeya was no closer to getting control of null sec nomads. For now, he would need to be patient. In the meantime, the mind of the "kingpin" would devise even deadlier devices.
To be continued...
thats brilliant
ReplyDeleteI was laughing my ass off right there
DeleteIt's sad to see that Viirilithizu Ward suffered a burnout in August and went over to the carebears and antigankers.
ReplyDeletehttps://forums.eveonline.com/t/i-was-a-code-space-bully/181117
It sure is, and just like the carebear antigankers she hasn't done anything to carry through with her many threats to destroy the CODE.
DeleteAgent Ward, no! This must be a coy, infiltrating some nifty AG cell, right?
Deletei have not given up on agent Ward, just like the Saviour never gave up on me!
DeleteViirilithizu, my old friend. It's such a tragedy to learn of the untimely demise of your alts. You must be lonely now, living all by yourself in Jita.
DeleteI won't forget about you, I promise.
I don't know if you can ever come back from a post like that. "I was a CODE. space bully, and now I am again?" She might as well join Overmind's Hisec Miner Resistance.
DeleteRole play being a member of a toxic religious cult for long enough and that is exactly what you become.
DeleteFee fi foe fum........i smell the blood of another Kalynn Shardani in the making.
DeleteCalm down miners, you cant flag my posts here.
I heard the bad news about Ward.
ReplyDeleteWeirder shit has happened at sea, I guess.
What happened anyways?
ReplyDeleteAiva was supposed to pay Kalorned 500m, but he gave the money to Aiko, so does that mean Aiva still owes 500m?
ReplyDeleteI thought he owed it to Krominal? So maybe he owed 1 bill now?
DeleteLooks to me like he owes 1.5 billion.
Delete2 Billion? How's he ever going to come up with 2.5 billion?
DeleteIt's gotta be at least 25 billion by now. Maybe 30.
DeleteI think I would of been okay with getting blown up and calling it even. This guys a total sucker!
ReplyDeleteShould we even be laughing at someone that, um, whatever you wanna call it? "slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development"
DeleteThey used to tell us not to laugh at the retards.
Self-inflicted retard
DeletePlease remember when viewing the eve forum to flag posts about mining in James 315 territory as inappropriate.
ReplyDeleteUnless the OP has a valid permit of course.
A valid permit is required when seeking advice or selling a high sec mining character on the forums.
Thank you.
Sometimes I'll log in and get thirty notifications "Your message has been hidden" and then thirty more "Your message has been restored by a staff member."
DeleteAwesome! It's off to the forums for me!
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