Monday, October 28, 2019

The Best Revenge, Part 8

Previously, on MinerBumping... anaCheeya ANARKY donned the guise of aiva naali, a newly created character. Despite many setbacks, aiva remained ambitious--and deeply committed to his nullsec project.


With the aid of Agent Aiko Danuja and other friends from the New Order, aiva hoped to regain access to Imperium space. So far, he was making good progress. They don't call him "lil bullet" for nothing.


aiva took Agent Aiko into his confidence. The miner made no secret of his addiction to skill injectors, though he never mentioned how he was able to afford so many of them.


The most perilous part of aiva's journey began. The miner held his breath and jumped into nullsec.


Remarkably, aiva managed to make his way into nullsec without issue. Aiko's connections in Goon high command were paying off.


Upon receiving instructions from Aiko, aiva announced his presence and prepared to advance to the next system on his list.


Disaster struck.


Adding insult to injury, the pilot who attacked him was a Goon. Was it a miscommunication of some sort?


In the heat of battle, Vincent Vegas also popped aiva's pod, sending him right back to where he started.


What Vincent didn't realize is that aiva was no ordinary blank-fit Thorax pilot. In fact, the miner had detailed plans on how to create superweapons and destroy the Imperium.


As usual, the diplomatic Agent Aiko managed to save the day.


After taking a few moments to reflect, aiva decided to forgive the unwarranted attack and go offline to attend a prior engagement. However, there was more to aiva's chance encounter with Vincent than met the eye. Just prior to the incident, the following conversation took place in a private channel:


At the risk of jumping to conclusions, it appeared that Aiko--the person aiva trusted the most--may have actually been playing both sides. How would aiva react when he discovered the truth?

To be continued...

17 comments:

  1. Ohh yeah, more ANARKY!

    I was afraid it'll all be Lahnius-lamentations for months.

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    1. I too enjoy watching Akio teach new miners how to eve, but watching lahnius sperg in local is quite entertaining also.

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    2. minerbumping.com truly shows how special and unique the EVE community is

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    3. Lol "unique". They're not so unique around here, more like one behind every other asteroid.

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  2. Aiko knows the true meaning of friendship...

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  3. This is no way to treat someone with level 2 status! He submitted a hand drawn dolphins for James sake.

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  4. i knew it, goonswarm is controlled by code alts!

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    1. You mean they are all James' alts right?

      Silly carebears gonna silly.

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  5. "What Vincent didn't realize is that aiva was no ordinary blank-fit Thorax pilot." - I laughed my ass off at that. Comedy gold!!

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  6. Vincent did that miner a favor by podding him back to hisec. Still faster than lil bullet could AP back.

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  7. Aiko yer killing me...KILLING ME.

    roflmao

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  8. I hope someday there is a series about Overminer...

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    1. you will find all my major appearances in my ingame bio, than you very much. together we will defeat the old guard.

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    2. Yes, but when is Aiko gonna milk all your skill points out of your brain and biomass you, feeding your mushed corpse to Tweeps for breakfast?

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    3. our plans for a corporately future between the princess Aiko and me should be clear for everyone by now.
      our children will rule highsec, in the name of James 315.

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  9. This series is hilarious.

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  10. That guy can't be for real.

    His super weapon theory crafting is almost as entertaining as dryson's, the same sperg that brought us the "scissor technique"....

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