Late last week, Wozzlebatneoclone Breau was caught in a 682 million isk Covetor. As you might expect, Agents were dispatched to kill him, namely Agents D34dly D34dly, Davina Mustaine, and Super Perforator. What's the point of a blingy Covetor? Do they think they're less conspicuous than blingy Mackinaws?
For whatever reason, Kaiwen1 voluntarily chose to engage in combat with Agents Krig Povelli and Vishnu Calm, who both piloted Triglavian assault frigates. Perhaps Kaiwen1 believed that since his ship was "bigger" it must prevail. How wrong he was. His fail-fit capacitor-tanked monstrosity soon fell to our Agents.
Bagodan has become a graveyard for Deep Space Transports. But nobody told Arkane Auscent, and the carebear wasn't interested in finding out. He was educated in the matter by Agents Ukira Kunero and Ariku Orenuk, whose Tornadoes made short work of the bot-aspirant. Just think of it--7 billion isk housed in a ship like that!
Another 7 billion isk DST stepped up to the plate: Madame Zoey Hummblaster, too, was found utterly AFK in Bagodan. Agents Rante Charante, Vlada Inkunen, Ukira Kunero, Ariku Orenuk, and Zhung Fei each got on the kill to inspect carebear's contraband.
Looks like a nullsec criminal to me. Why must they disturb highsec?
Strange as it may seem, the unlicensed hauler pilots are so desperate that some have resorted to the use of frigates. Dmitry123 Pupkin autopiloted over a billion isk of cargo only to be stopped dead in his tracks by Agent Aaaarrgg. Thrashers don't only kill pods, you know.
Thrashers also kill Hecates and, yes, their pods, too. Tarina Xen was blapped and then deprived of her implants by Agent Misha Mawashi. It cost her a 2.5 billion isk pod and whatever respect she thought she had.
Imagine autopiloting this stuff into Uedama. How many losses must be suffered by carebears until they care?
Sick sick sick
ReplyDeleteCarebears ARE the infection, EVE is suffering.
The new Viirilithizu Ward - Overmind Niminen alliance is a unstoppable force against the evil Old Guard!
ReplyDeleteI heared it is called the OverWard alliance, I like that saying.
A Impenetrable Bulwark against backwardness.
Praise James!
Overward, not ganking daily, always!
DeleteSounds like a cut seen from Ghandi.
DeleteIf you bullshit yourself long enough that you are relevant, you actually believe it.
Miners be miners.
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ReplyDeleteIt's astonishing to think of the dangerous situations that Astero pilot survived in order to collect his loot. Fatefully, he crossed the highsec border, switched off his consciousness, and auto-plotted a course through one of the most dangerous places of all: a bottleneck system in James 315 Territory. Where, naturally, he was relieved of all his hard-earned gains. All roads empty into to the New Order coffers.
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