There are so many reasons to buy shares of New Order stock. You doubt it? See if you can guess Donatien Alphonse Francois's reason. Now read below to see if you guessed correctly:
Was that the reason you anticipated? Either way, let us learn more about our newest shareholder:
It's about time Stable Veldspar started working for the New Order in a more official capacity. Thanks to the purchase of 1,315 shares, we have reached the 1,897 billion isk mark. Stable Veldspar is hereby granted a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ thanks to Donatien's good sense.
Welcome aboard, little fella.
More cause for celebration: Sprinted Scholarships purchased 1,500 additional shares, bringing us to the 1,898 and 1,899 billion isk marks. Almost 1.9 trillion! A Double Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ goes to Sprinted. Congrats all around.
BONUS!
Are you familiar with the concept of a public mining op? It's a thing some AFK miners do in order to pretend that they're not treating EVE as a single-player game. But the thing about public mining ops is...
...You never know who's going to show up.
Agent Aiko Danuja cares deeply about new players, newbies, newbros, new returning players, and others of their ilk. So she lent her leadership expertise to assist Ijaz Khan in organizing the best public mining op possible.
Even so, disaster struck.
Someone named Aiko Danuja spoiled the op. Ijaz Khan would get to the bottom of it.
Mining op improved!
The Old Guard (Vieille Garde) was the elite veteran element of the French Imperial Guard. As such, it was the most prestigious formation in Napoleon's Grande Armée. French soldiers often referred to Napoleon's Old Guard as "the Immortals".
ReplyDeleteThe New Guard was a short-lived Australian fascist organisation which emerged during the Great Depression. The party failed to win a single seat, polling 0.60 percent of the total vote. Following the election of 1935, members withdrew from public life and disbanded.
new guard failing since the 1930's
Daily
Always!
I too invited CODE to my mining fleet, and they took my drones, and my minerals, and my orca, and my skill points - and now they are making fun of me, and I like it because its the only attention I get.
ReplyDeleteTsk. Nobody can take your skill points anymore....
Delete*looks at skill extractors*
Uh-oh.
He literally can't even fly a Venture. :)
DeleteThe Old Guard keeps failing and continue producing salty delicious tears
ReplyDeleteremember when they ganked Viirilithizu Ward!
To be continued...
This keeps happening when I try to invite Overminer to fleet:
Deletehttps://imgur.com/Jel6SqJ
Never forget viiridani ward! A true shartdani-loving pos that couldn't hack it as a real Agent.
DeleteHe'll be posting salty sperg here for years, he's been triggered properly.
What a loser
https://imgur.com/Jel6SqJ
ReplyDelete10/10, would post again
If you're not Old Guard, you're new guard.
ReplyDeletenew guard are weaklings
Always!
You're either Old Guard, or No Guard!
ReplyDeleteThe self-styled New Guard, with a membership of one, has renounced the Code and backslid into carebearism. Looks like we were right to be wary.
ReplyDeleteAlt 00 January 3, 2019 at 3:29 AM
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to get my hopes up. The relapse rate of recovering anti-gankers is notoriously high. And the fall from Agent back to failed anti-ganker is a rapid one-way trip.