Finding a receptive audience in the public channel, aiva explained the details of his latest superweapon.
aiva's new friends eagerly absorbed his wisdom. But aiva's ideas went far beyond theorycrafting fleet comps.
aiva's genius could not be fully satisfied by the joys of the laboratory. He gazed outward to the infinite reaches of nullsec--and all of the empires contained therein.
The new mastermind of nullsec had carefully studied each empire. Now he shared the fruits of his analysis with NOL's public channel.
Each of the powers of nullsec had strengths and weaknesses; aiva was deeply familiar with them all. And who was the most formidable power in nullsec, you ask?
...Why, aiva himself, of course.
But aiva's ability to bounce back from anything would soon be put to the test.
Busted!
aiva had committed the cardinal sin for a nullsec mastermind: He'd dropped his guard in a public space. Now Agent Aiko Danuja would have to clean up the mess.
The security breach was severe; the Imperium's enemies had all been listening very intently while aiva spilled EVE's most valuable secrets. Even as aiva and Aiko spoke, Pandemic Horde was undoubtedly reverse-engineering all of aiva's superweapons.
aiva scrambled to limit the damage caused by his carelessness. He knew he had messed up, but surely he hadn't doomed the Imperium? Not completely?
Nevertheless, Aiko knew that aiva was still an invaluable asset. No matter what mistakes he had made, aiva was irreplaceable. There had to be a way to fix this.
Yes, there's always a way. Always!
To be continued...
OpSec, Always!
ReplyDeleteThere's so much great shit in that convo, it's hard to pick just one thing to make fun of!
ReplyDeleteI particularly like his weapon against supper carriers. It's an anti-waiter superweapon!
wiwi
DeleteConsidering how ridigid Goonswarm is, how have they managed to cope with this catastrophe?
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DeleteAiva has replaced mittens and is now our leader. WOLA
Cowardination is the key.
DeleteCo ward i nation.
DeleteCoward i nation.
Wtf, miner with an e
This guy is the gift that keeps on giving.
ReplyDeleteKeeps on giving billions in isk...
DeleteI almost feel sorry for him, then I remember he's a highsec miner (with an E) and I remember highsec miners (with an E) deserve everything they get.
ag is failing daily.
Always!
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avia is a miner after my own heart. Hell, he could actually be one of my alts, the similarities are uncanny.
ReplyDeleteAre we still doing Oversperg?
wow the old guard are truly failing right now.
ReplyDeletetriggered as easy as a miner, just like Viirilithizu Ward triggered them.
Overmind will be replacing our regularly scheduled CHODEanon.
DeleteWow, the Real Agents are making me look like a total twat daily, which is how often I fail. Imagine that.
DeleteI sure wish I could be as relevant as a Real Agent. Too bad I'm just a mushmouth sperg that will never measure up to the Code.
I sure hope I don't do anything as drastic as my hero shartdani.
I just have to keep repeating to myself: "It's miner with an E, it's miner with an E, it's miner with an E"
I'm pretty sure that I am using the term 'old guard' wrong, I never did learn what that really means.
Has shartdaniWard ganked their minors yet?
DeleteShouldn't be long now, he is just another highsec shitter after all.
Puhleese, overtwat is chodeanon. They are all the same. Interchangeable.
Deleteshartdani-lovers, the lot of 'em.
[ 2019.02.23 19:22:52 ] Viirilithizu Ward > james could do a scandal story on me, then ill go recruit overmind to Moms Against Ganking and pretend to be AG for lols
ReplyDelete[ 2019.03.04 21:55:35 ] Viirilithizu Ward > hmmm, actually, i could use this new character and join ag too
DeleteWho was that viiriwhatever ward sperg anyway?
DeleteI always laugh when a highsec nobody joins CODE. and then washes out in a river of salt.
Always!
[ 2019.08.04 08:47:01 ] AGBee 001 > Overmind Niminen your permit has been invalidated.
ReplyDeleteRemember miners, there's no O in failure!
ReplyDeleteThe Old Guard (Vieille Garde) was the elite veteran element of the French Imperial Guard. As such, it was the most prestigious formation in Napoleon's Grande Armée. French soldiers often referred to Napoleon's Old Guard as "the Immortals".
ReplyDeleteThe New Guard was a short-lived Australian fascist organisation which emerged during the Great Depression. The party failed to win a single seat, polling 0.60 percent of the total vote. Following the election of 1935, members withdrew from public life and disbanded.
Founded by Australian space lawyers who insisted upon their eternal loyalty to the King, the New Guard whined that they be given a greater role in leadership. They claimed that they could manage the government, but critics observed that they could not even maintain their own financial affairs. During the miner's strike of 1931, the New Guard offered to serve as a paramilitary force to suppress the strike, but their offer was rejected. The organization was described as "amateurish and ineffectual", with members often compared to the farcical Keystone Cops. In March 1932, in an attempt to demonstrate their miltiary strength, the New Guard's solitary cavalry officer attacked a satin ribbon belonging to the government of Australia, causing an estimated £2 damage. The petit taskforce was dragged from the horse and convicted of vandalism. Leaders of the New Guard subsequently travelled to Germany, where they begged for an audience with Adolf Hitler, who was busy doing anything else. They then went to Rome, where they found that Mussolini was also quite busy. As the New Guard began to publicly disintegrate, they attempted a last ditch effort at antiganking, under the leadership of a man known as "the Joker". Their master plan was to steal all the Catalysts, but they never managed to gain access!
DeleteI bet that overtard still uses it wrong
DeleteThe New Guard is failing minors daily!
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