Once he was known as anaCheeya ANARKY. When the mighty CODE. alliance came for him, he rebelled.
anaCheeya vowed to resist the Code with all of his power. Things changed, though. anaCheeya changed.
Biomassed and reborn as aiva naali, the former rebel purchased a mining permit and embarked on a long journey. His goal: To lead the Imperium to victory against Pandemic Horde. First, however, he would need to pass a security check, which involved him paying a lot of isk to a lot of people.
Central to aiva's identity was his series of secret weapon projects. One of these superweapons, the "wreaking ballqual", was nearing completion.
aiva, known on Discord as "quantum", engaged in serious discussions about the wreaking ballqual and other fantastic ideas. His friends in the New Order and the Imperium passed the time by listening to him.
In the not-so-distant past, Agent Aiko Danuja scolded aiva for discussing his superweapons in a public channel. Luckily, Discord was a safe place for aiva to spread his wings.
...And when aiva's extraordinary mind gave birth to a new idea, watch out.
High-level strategy began to burst forth.
As usual, aiva focused on how to defeat Pandemic Horde using tactics that no one in Goon leadership had thought of yet. For some reason, aiva's military plans often involved the use of mining ships.
It never occurred to aiva that the Imperium might not be particularly interested in going to war after growing fat from years of peaceful krabbing. From aiva's perspective, there was an urgent need to conquer Pandemic Horde space, right now. And only he knew how to do it.
Agent Kalorned offered his feedback on aiva's latest plan.
aiva could not be distracted from his mission. Soon the wreaking ballqual would be tested, and Pandemic Horde's days were numbered.
To be continued...
wars are won and loss on the basis of ladgistics
ReplyDeleteHis grammar is atrocious, almost as if his learning abilities have been delayed, held back, slowed down...
Deleteor even retarded.
Why do clinical terms offend certain types?
Some anon expressed a concern last time that it's wrong to mislead and deceive a "short bus kid" like anaCheeya/aiva/quantum. Consider that when fools are entitled to special treatment, they are effectively rewarded and foolishness becomes a survival advantage. So if we mean to make New Eden a better place, we can't afford to spare the rod. Curators choose quality over quantity every time.
ReplyDeleteIt's quite simple. EVE is not real life. In EVE there is no such thing as a retard. There are only good and bad capsuleers.
DeleteSo if a retard plays EVE he is a bad player and he is repeatedly punished until he quits.
If a normal person, capable of learning and adapting, plays EVE he is a bad player and is repeatedly punished until he learns to comply with the Code.
If an intelligent person plays EVE he is a bad player and is punished once and then becomes good and learns to enforce the Code.
Also, let's be real, an actual retard doesn't fly around in fail fit rorquals and orcas. The man is not a retard, he is a fool and an alcoholic, but not a retard. Furthermore, if you read carefully, he is trying to scam us. He thinks we are the retards. He thinks he can trick Goonswarm into doing his bidding, by bullshitting us with his halfbaked ideas.
DeleteHe is definitely retarded. I believe the same argument about him just being a drunk was also used as an excuse to laugh at the last retard, what was his name, lahnius.
DeleteI'm not condemning those that laugh at retards, I was just saying in an earlier post that I was uncomfortable with it, probably because of my upbringing.
If you don't have a problem with it then just ignore me, and laugh away. My personal, and anonymous, conflict should not bother anyone.
If it makes you feel better, I don't judge you by my standards, I know we are all raised differently.
And by "you" I mean anyone triggered by my not being comfortable with laughing at retards. But I still respect "your" right to laugh at whomever or whatever makes you laugh.
Always!
But like the professor said, it's not real, so laughing at the retards is not like laughing at real people.
DeleteIn the future I will try harder to laugh at the slow miners, without questioning my morality.
In game of course.
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Professor LL - "it's not real"
DeleteAkio - "let's get real"
me - "really?"
At least the Code is always consistent!
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Maybe you should just shut the fuck up, instead of coming here to anonymously virtue signal your attitude toward retards?
DeleteMaybe anon1022 should recognize sarcasm, and the hypocrisy of crying about anonymous posting, while posting anonymously. Poor shitter.
DeleteAnd calm down miner. Your highsec is showing
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anon1022 crying about anonymous virtue signaling, while virtue signaling anonymously.
DeleteDoes it hurt to be that retarded?
"For some reason, aiva's military plans often involved the use of mining ships." - comedy gold, right there!!!!
ReplyDeleteI laughed my ass off ...
'Go with what you know'
DeleteRetards don't make military plans - the lil bullet is not a hapless victim. He is a malignant force of evil, his very words are twisted by hate.
DeleteLil bullet is so full of shit his eyes are brown
DeleteNever forget viiridani ward!
ReplyDeleteIt's miner with an E!
Where were the Pandemic Horde anti gankers?!? (can't we just call them PHags for short)
Get a permit or get rekt!
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Who said anything about homosexuals?
DeleteDemeaning to who?
Explain please.
The comments section of Minerbumping is far superior to r/eve or the official forums.
ReplyDeleteMinerbumping is also more relevant than reddit and the forums.
DeleteOnly here can EVE players expose the real issues with EVE, without being banned by limp-wristed beta shitters because of "feelings"
Fuk the isd's, and the reddit mods. Weaklings, the lot of 'em.
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Nobody should waste the data bits on getting up to date with eve-o forums. It is controlled by sexually frustrated moderators called ISDs ( no, not STDs ) a far worse breed of emu that believes if you remove the truth of reality, the lie will prevail.
DeleteThe comments section here is uncensored, no exceptions, unlike the forums where ISD ballsack and dorothy will flat spin in a vein, cringy, miner like style of pvp attempt to hide anything you say.
The world needs real, the real world needs more CODE.
Accept no imitations.
I may not laugh at retards, but I still believe highsec miners should be ridiculed until they learn to fight for EVE.
ReplyDeleteOr quit, like shardani.
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I don't always laugh at retards, but when I do, I just keep telling myself "it's not real, it's not real, it's not real, it's miner with an E!"
ReplyDeleteAlways!
I am not even surprised he misspelled 'logistics'. What I am amazed about, though, is that he managed to misspell it differently every single time. Lodgistics? Ladgistics? Llodgistics? What will it be?
ReplyDeleteLolapogistics.
DeleteLot's of music and half-naked hippies, sounds like a regular saturday night on goon comms.
He should fit right in, after a few billion more ISK that is...
good poit
DeleteI'm just gonna anonymously chime in here with my white knight thoughts and virtue signal to everybody how I truly feel. You don't have to listen to my opinion, I'm just going to write and feel relevant, I was raised differently than you. I don't have enough conviction or courage though to link my anonymous ingame name, because I don't want you to laugh at me.
ReplyDeleteRemembering, its minor with an o, antiganking day by day!
-Overward (not a retard)
All the time!
Deleteoverward may have been triggered,
DeleteBy sarcasm.
I love it when an anonymous shitter cries about me posting anonymously!
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It was all sarcasm, I was poking fun at Lawrence for bringing up my 'short bus' comment from yesterday.
DeleteI guess it's my fault for being bad at /s?
Either way, regardless of your stance on clinical terms like 'retard', it's still just a game.
Get over it.
Why is it so easy to trigger 'adults' in a video game?
I'm a member of New Order Logistics and an agent and white knight of the New Order, and I've always believed we were here to help the miners, but lately as I read the blog I feel that I am losing the plot. I've never scammed a miner or violated a mining permit, all the miners in my system are free to mine daily, and I've never once had a complaint or petition filed against me. Lately, I've been thinking that I should join CODE. Origin and help fight against the evil multiboxers who are a cancer upon this alliance.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I'm glad James was banned and quit writing the blog, at least he doesn't have to see what has happened to his alliance. :(
DeleteBoth of you are triggered shitters. If you really felt that way you would be doing something, rather than just parroting the same old whiney crap.
DeleteLearn to recognize sarcasm, and get your permit, before you get rekt!
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I hear you there, I just cringe everytime I come to the blog and I see some ganktard laughing at a highsec retard who can't even shoot back. That's not what the CODE is about!!!! I've really gotten into Minecraft lately, but sometimes I think about returning to EVE, and then I see this blog and remember why I left in the first place.
ReplyDeleteMany of CODE's "elite" players are now so caught up in the cult that they can't see that they have become the cancer in EVE.
ReplyDeleteCODE elite botters failing day by day, all the time!
DeleteLol "gankers are the cancer" in eve huh?
DeleteThe only thing killing EVE is cowardly highsec afk mining shitters.
Much like yourself.
The best way to save EVE is to gank highsec players until they make like shardani and quit.
EVE needs quality, not quantity. How would one million afk shitters help the game? Answer: it won't.
EVE needs active players creating conflict to remain true to Hillmar's original vision. Those of you who think ganking is killing EVE are the true retards, and you don't belong, and should leave.
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If this keeps up I'm going to ask for access to the Catalyst hangar, and then when they are busy AFK bot ganking I'll take all the ships and sell them so Thomas can buy more Griffins. We've already got their schedules, one more push and the tower will crumble.
ReplyDeleteyah haha, i've been buying all the Catalysts in Jita and driving up the prices just to fuck with em
DeleteNo, you have not.
DeleteNice 'alternate reality', lahnius
lol holy shit that's a great idea, i was reading this while mining for diamonds, and I fell in the lava - LOL, those ganktards won't be laughing at retards for much longer hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteFor sure. You know, I wrote James several long essays about this back in 2011-2012, when mining permits were only 10,000 isk, and I warned him that the griefers would try to undermine his vision of a better highsec. Unfortunately he was banned before he had a chance to reply, but I'm sure he'd be happy to see that groups like CODE Origin are now forming to help bring the alliance back to its roots. Hell, I might even start ganking some minors, day by day, all the time!
ReplyDeleteYeh, that's cool if you want to gank minors. Just make sure they don't have a mining permit, and give them a warning first so they have time to dock up. I'm so disgusted at the way these multiboxers (I call them multibotters) just autokill their targets without even trying to help them learn to mine more efficiently.
DeleteMy retriever got ganked by one of their stupid autobots. Their script just calculates the value of the target, and simultaneously warps 100km to target. I was carrying an extra ORE harvester in my cargo bay, and wouldn't you know it, that just happened to be "too much" for the stupid bot.
Deleteouch, that sounds like an expensive loss, did you request SRP from James?
DeleteNah, it's no big deal, I mine the materials myself and manufacture them, so it's just a line in my spreadsheet. I'm just annoyed that the multibotters went after me, without even trying to say gf or anything in local. It's about principal. All the time!
DeleteYou are all cowardly highsec liars. You do nothing to help the game.
DeleteShitters need not apply.
Plus, why are you talking to yourself, lahnius?
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with ganking in Highsec. It’s allowed by the rules. I don’t think there is anything wrong with the permit / extortion racket either, as that’s allowed. Going above and beyond these activities to then attempt to induce anger on the part of the person behind the computer for the purpose of making fun of them on the blog, though? Playing people’s emotions to make them quit the game? Are these things good sportsmanship, metagaming and okay behavior?
ReplyDeleteI’ll introduce myself briefly. I’m a former CODE. CEO, recruiter and ganker. I was in the New Order for more than 2 years and the CODE. alliance for 6 months or so and recently renounced both. My wake-up call that got me out of the roleplay was admittedly when an alliancemate accepted CEO from a CODE. corp I had founded and given to someone else to run, booting everyone and taking it out of the alliance. I retook the corp with shares and have now disbanded it. So … perhaps I’m salty, disgusted … whatever. But, this all really has got me thinking back on my reasons for doing what I used to do.
I hadn’t been playing Eve lately and had mostly stopped ganking when I originally quit CODE. more than a month ago. For a good two years on and off, though, I was a ganker and have been featured in many minerbumping blog stories. I have a lot of critics in CODE. now, but none can deny that I was, at one time, accomplished in getting salt from people, intimidating carebears and the like.
Thing is, though all us agents always said there is a huge difference between what we do in-game and IRL , it just so happens that I am someone who also has clinical issues with narcissism and some cruel and abusive tendencies IRL. These past two years, I was in a bad position in life - depressed and unemployed. There are normal suicide ganks in Highsec after which it’s understood that it’s just a game and you let it go, but that’s not what we did in the New Order. We’d then proceed to mail the victim and use any and all methods to emotionally manipulate them into giving us material to make fun of them for.
It’s a bit cruel, and when I did these things, it really did fuel my own narcissistic needs and give me a sense of importance I lacked in life. What appealed even more to the narcissist in me was that suicide ganking is actually very risk free. The ships used are cheap and considered ammo, so failing a gank generates very little int he way of measurable loss the way losing more traditional pvp fights does on zkill, etc. Once you learn the basic mechanics of flying around as a -10 and matching up your dps to the target’s EHP, ganking is actually pretty easy and hard to fail at.
Anyway, now that I’ve recently left the indoctrinated mindset of the Code, it really does occur to me that I’ve likely done much messed up stuff to other humans just to feed off them. Not the shooting or the ganking, but there are legitimately people I’ve made quit the game. I can’t really say if others in CODE. are like me (even though I have made claims with some drunken, salty alliance mails recently), but I can honestly say that this was part of what fueled my zest for the New Order.
If what I did was wrong, well, all I can do is apologize for my cruelty and bullying and to at least be honest about how I was very wrong for a long time. In my real life I’ve made many embarassing, public stands against bullying and abuse, and it’s likely I’ve just refused to recognize the same behavior in myself here in New Eden. All I can do is be honest and try to be a better person.
Miner - calm down
DeletePfft, poor miner. All this ganking and still thinking 'fun' is the reason and the very end of the salt-extraction process? I suspect it's your cruel and abusive tendencies that prevent you from seeing farther than that.
DeleteJust because you're a retard with a shitty life and you can't separate video games from your fucked up personality doesn't mean everyone else is this way.
DeleteYou guys are laughing at a retard!
DeleteThat's a lot of tears from a fake agent.
DeleteHey virridani ward, just keep repeating: "it's miner with an E!"
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Oh wow, so you put all that hard work into founding a corporation and then some griefer just ruined it - typical, they are killing the game day by day, all the time!
ReplyDeleteIf by 'they' you mean afk highsec mining shitters, then yes, they are killing EVE.
DeleteThank goodness Gankers are here to kill them off, and make them pull a shardani and quit.
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If James was banned, why does.he post screenshots that were mailed to his in-game account?
ReplyDeletePoor silly highsec shitters fail at logic, daily!
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CEO of CODE?
ReplyDeleteWho is this guy? Talk about somebody who thinks they are above the CODE.
Only miners have delusions of granduer like this.