Kills of the Week

The Code is the most powerful force in EVE. If they're being honest, even our enemies would have to agree with that. But the bot-aspirant carebears tend to be greatly dishonest; they can't even be honest with themselves. That's why they undock in unlicensed ships: They fool themselves into thinking they won't be ganked. But they always get ganked. As we can see from this selection of kills from January 19th @ 00:00 EVEtime through January 25th @ 23:59 EVEtime...

CCP's decision to introduce more Leopards into the game has only resulted in more carebears losing stuff. That's the typical pattern, of course.

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Late last week, stevesteve Aldent was caught and killed by Agent Ormara Muutaras. Apparently ol' stevesteve bought into the lie that Leopards are too quick to be killed. Perhaps he should've considered why CCP had to create more Leopards in the first place! stevesteve's shuttle contained a pair of Zorya's Entropic Radiation Sinks, worth a total of nearly 9 billion isk. Ouch.

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TidNes was yet another carebear who failed to recognize the magnetic quality of her bling. Her Leshak was ganked by Agents Narl' Amhar, Votre Dieu, Astrid Tyrfing, Rungerd, and Ingrid Scylding. The ship was worth 5.5 billion isk according to zKillboard's estimate, which doesn't even include a value for the six Abyssal modules equipped--or the Abyssal module in the cargo bay.

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Although many miners are addicted to decadence, some prefer to use cheap ships. They think to themselves, "If I lose my Covetor, at least it will be inexpensive to replace." Bizarrely, Vaako Krone couldn't stop equipping the most expensive stuff he could find--resulting in a 1.1 billion isk Covetor killmail. Agent Druklin Statille was happy to collect it.

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What a strange week this was! Outback Bobbie lost 8 billion isk in an interceptor. She was smartbombed in lowsec by Agents Cautiously Optimistic, YOUJUSTGOT SMOKED, and Depressed and Aroused, who had no intention of allowing her to smuggle contraband between highsec and nullsec.

Intact Armor Plates? Not anymore, they're not.

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Despite CCP's repeated efforts to keep freighters from dying in highsec, the carebears can't stop throwing them away. thunderc0w went AFK and autopiloted an unfit 23 billion isk freighter into Uedama. What did he think the Kusion family was going to do, throw him a parade? The Kusions were joined by The League of Extraordinary Opportunists and they killed the AFK criminal. Agents Joel Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jason Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Jake Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Werner Karl Heisenberg, Wolfgang Ernest Pauli, Louis de Broglie, James Prescott Joule, Nick Moiseenko, Tim Berners Lee, Joseph John Thomsom, Edwin Powell Hubble, Erwin Schreodinger, Linus Pauling, Darth vaIdemar, and DaergaarTWO did well.

Agent Aaaarrgg celebrated his 30,000th kill this week when he ganked an appropriately blingy 794 million isk Hulk. Later, for his 30,001st kill, he ganked a rookie ship. And inside that rookie ship, he found this:

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Yes, Scorpius 57 went AFK and autopiloted a rookie ship while holding onto 3.7 billion isk worth of implants.

You know, you'd think that these Code violators would learn something from watching Aaaarrgg kill 30,000 of their kind. I suppose he needs to kill another 30,0000 to reinforce the message.