And things like this:
And, recently, this:
And, of course, most especially this:
CCP seems eager to get people to spend more of their real money on EVE. "Of course they are," you say. "CCP is a business. It's their job to make money. Selling skillpoints and isk is good for their bottom line."
For years, carebears have spoken of the importance of player retention rates and subscription revenue. "We need to do everything we can to retain more players--to bring in more newbros--so that CCP can make more money and keep EVE alive."
This is folly; it is not the player's job to keep a video game company in business. But let us explore this line of logic in the current environment, where CCP's financial strategy has evolved beyond a reliance on player subscriptions. Today, CCP is all about milking whales and maximizing microtransactions. So where does that leave the Revenue Master--the traditional subscription revenue-obsessed carebear?
Well, the carebears always told us that CCP's bottom line was of paramount importance. The very essence of the game could and should be sacrificed in favor of juicing CCP's cash flow. If that is true when it comes to subscription revenue, then it must also be true when it comes to all of the microtransaction money upon which CCP increasingly relies.
From the standpoint of CCP's finances, it makes no difference whether they get American dollars from a bunch of subscribers' monthly fees or from a single whale who spent a bunch of money on microtransactions. In fact, most observers seem to agree that CCP prefers the whales. Thus, the carebear who is so deeply concerned about CCP's revenues must become an ardent supporter of skill injectors, skins, PLEX, and gambling. Indeed, he must support the milking of whales even at the expense of player numbers, provided that the whale money outpaces the loss of subscription fees.
The carebear must find himself an advocate of HyperNet spam--the spammier and scammier, the better. The more money that people spend setting up HyperNet raffles, and the more isk that whales lose through gambling, the better it is for CCP's revenues. A few weeks ago, the failed raffle of a Raven State Issue resulted in the loss of some $2,000+ USD of HyperCores. That's a lot of months of subscription fees, and it was paid upfront. That single raffle was more valuable than any number of newbros. You do want CCP to stay in business and keep EVE Online running indefinitely, don't you?
Forget gambling, though. We know where the whales are truly to be found: They feast upon PLEX and Skill Injectors. A newbie, especially one with an Alpha account, does not contribute much to CCP's bottom line. But a whale who PLEXes and injects himself into a bunch of blingy ships? He's the guy who keeps the lights on in Reykjavík.
The carebear who frets about CCP's finances cannot escape the logical conclusion. It is inevitable. He must support the ganking of whales.
For the good of CCP.
This truth has been in front of us all along. From the CSM9 Summer Summit, all the way back in 2014:
Mike Azariah: "You said the guy in the blinged out Golem is ganked. But those are often noobs who have purchased a character and ship with PLEX. I have met these people who are only three weeks old. They can still be new players."Yes, we often hear the carebears say that ganking should be banned to protect new players. They even say this in the context of freighter ganking, as if newbies are puttering around in Charons with 20 billion isk of cargo. Thanks to PLEX and Skill Injectors, they could be new players. But that's no longer the point. From the perspective of CCP's finances, new players don't matter; whales do.
CCP Bettik: "I don't think it is the length of time that matters, but the experience. I don't see a difference between losing a Venture or a Golem. It is a person who walks into a situation he did not understand and he loses."
Consider the case of X-FEANOR, a notorious Russian whale who repeatedly lost freighters and pods worth ludicrous amounts of isk. He once lost a pod with more than 10 billion isk worth of implants--for a character that did nothing but autopilot freighters! Before he finally disappeared in 2016, X-FEANOR lost roughly 195 billion isk in ganked ships and pods. And that was only on his main character. Using one of his many alts, X-FEANOR explained his philosophy as follows:
This is the attitude of the whales who infest our highsec. If they get ganked, they don't leave the game--they buy more stuff from CCP. X-FEANOR was ganked over a period of years, and it's possible that he continued playing beyond 2016 on less-famous characters. Even if he did quit, consider his 195+ billion worth of losses. If all we care about is CCP's bottom line, the ganks were far more valuable than X-FEANOR's subscription fees.
Now imagine that ganking didn't exist. What a missed opportunity for CCP! Why, the Anti-Gankers would be responsible for driving CCP to bankruptcy. They should be banned for opposing ganking! That's the way it works, right?
Of course, I am merely demonstrating the absurdity of the carebears' faux pro-CCP arguments. When our discussion continues, we shall see what the Code has to say about all of these microtransactions.
To be continued...
These posts from The Savior are my favorite. Better than the 20 part stories that have us forgetting what happened before the end comes. Better than the Kills Of The Week and the Grab Bag.
ReplyDeleteAnd as a bonus... it is not just a one parter! There is more coming.
Gank Whales to get them to give CCP more money.
CCPearl Abyss should plex every gank account that has over x-ammount of highsec carebear kills per month
Deleteah, my evil super enemy, the super perforator.
Deletethis story has metrit o7
Deletewow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!
Deletebut I Believe in you!!!! don't let us down...
Deleteoh hey you had a few miss spelled words there anon you sure you getting enough oxygen ?
DeleteIf EVE actually did die, it would take out all the carebears with it. Which means we will have completed the game, and won. So I don't really see what the problem with that is?
ReplyDeletethis is a brilliant thought process. for sure how else would one beat Eve online? and surely win. Besides I say we go after all the whales and show them the true meaning of eve. and make them empty their wallets and soul's to CCP for years and Years to come
Deletewow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!
DeleteDo you still go to raves?
DeleteDo you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
So take your life instead of taking it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse
Backwards like Judas Priest first did
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Where is the spamming miner? Did he come to his senses? Haha.
ReplyDeleteI think sokeone alerted his fat redheaded wife that he was linking personal information, and other childish crap. She must have shut him down.
DeleteOr James just banned him lol!
Didn't his grandpappy go to prison for selling crack cocaine in N'rleans back in the 70s?
Deletelol ohhh these are tasty ohhh the creative juices are sure flowing for Anon version of D 12 XD
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Deletewow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!
DeleteDo you still go to raves?
DeleteDo you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
So take your life instead of taking it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse
Backwards like Judas Priest first did
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
EVE bores the hell out of me, but everytime I read minerbumping I feel inspired to log in and kill some more carebears.
ReplyDeleteSounds good to me. Save the whales!
ReplyDeleteisn't that sea worlds job opps I mean it was.. but eh
DeleteGood old X-FEANOR, he was good for a laugh on a regular basis.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if his credit card finally got ganked! Lol
It looks like that highsec spamming coward finally got rekt.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how long before he makes like his AN HERO shardani, and quits?
I don't know XD I've been kinds playing otherthings than eve like ya know conan world of warships entropia, cross out other various games
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Deletewow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!
Deletewow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!
DeleteDo you still go to raves?
DeleteDo you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
So take your life instead of taking it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse
Backwards like Judas Priest first did
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Do you still go to raves?
DeleteDo you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
So take your life instead of taking it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse
Backwards like Judas Priest first did
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Do you still go to raves?
DeleteDo you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
So take your life instead of taking it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse
Backwards like Judas Priest first did
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
well cant complain on this blog post o7 tis true! I mean hell look at all the Catalyst I have been able to pump out over the long months of playing o7 it's been a good business venture
ReplyDeleteStill waiting on the 200 comments, or are you as big a liar IRL as you are in game?
DeleteThat's a rhetorical question, of course you are.
How's your big fat wife Lillie like you dragging her into this?
wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!
DeleteI don't know why don't you ask her I mean you guys brought her up
Deletewow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!
DeleteDo you still go to raves?
DeleteDo you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
So take your life instead of taking it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse
Backwards like Judas Priest first did
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Do you still go to raves?
DeleteDo you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
So take your life instead of taking it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse
Backwards like Judas Priest first did
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
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ReplyDeletewow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!
ReplyDeleteWeaksauce, from a weak mind
Deleteweaksause with commitment o7
Deletewow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!
Deletewow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!
Deletewow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!
DeleteDo you still go to raves?
DeleteDo you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
So take your life instead of taking it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse
Backwards like Judas Priest first did
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!
ReplyDeleteyeah hey you seem to have killed that tree you're carrying around from over exposure to carbon dioxide damn bro how much you spewing?? go get another tree stat! wait no think of the tree's quick yo lock yourself in a deep freezer o7
Deletewow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!
DeleteDo you still go to raves?
DeleteDo you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
So take your life instead of taking it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse
Backwards like Judas Priest first did
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
I love how you guys are digging and digging for some sory of personal information so you can twist it in to some sad attempt at personal attack. go ahead dig away the more you do the more that pretty little noose is going to get tighter and tighter. cause check all you like there hasn't been a single threat or attempt at posting someone's personal information but my own. and limited at that. but hey so far you guys have been doing great! let's catch up on those so far
ReplyDelete1: raceland La is where my phone number say's it is (actually I have no clue why it does that) 2.you've pulled at probably my website, but your spelling my cousins name wrong so ehh. moving on.. 3. oh my valor in question XD ( go try chodinons it's futal ) did I miss any details?
Good job everyone on Mr Greer - he's back at his old delusion that stuff said in videogames has consequences other than the community laughing their collective asses off.
DeleteA few more of those casual boring games he tries, and he'll make even less sense than he did when first appearing on these columns.
wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!
Deletewow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!
Deletewow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!
DeleteDo you still go to raves?
DeleteDo you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
So take your life instead of taking it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse
Backwards like Judas Priest first did
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Haha haha check in after a few days partying and this plan is still crying about not being skilled enough to stop the ganks.
ReplyDeleteYou truly are a shitbag Greer.
Hahahahaha
He just slipped up and said that his fat wife Lillie is also his cousin. Glad I'm not from Raceland Louisiana. Maybe they should rename it to 'Raceandincestland'.
Deleteoh karma BTW you are sawin them logs like a boss in conan bro it's amazing!
DeleteDerpaderpaderp, I can't shut my mouth and got ganked, derpaderpaderp, I got ganked again, derpaderpaderp, another gank, derpaderpaderp talking mad shit and whoops I got ganked, derpaderpaderp, maybe if I spam this forum with my real-life name, then I'll somehow recover my dignity? Derpaderpaderp, I probably should have bought that mining permit.
ReplyDeleteDo you still go to raves?
DeleteDo you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
So take your life instead of taking it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse
Backwards like Judas Priest first did
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Do you still go to raves?
DeleteDo you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
So take your life instead of taking it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse
Backwards like Judas Priest first did
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Do you still go to raves?
ReplyDeleteDo you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
So take your life instead of taking it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse
Backwards like Judas Priest first did
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Do you still go to raves?
ReplyDeleteDo you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
So take your life instead of taking it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse
Backwards like Judas Priest first did
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Do you still go to raves?
ReplyDeleteDo you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
So take your life instead of taking it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse
Backwards like Judas Priest first did
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Do you still go to raves?
ReplyDeleteDo you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
So take your life instead of taking it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse
Backwards like Judas Priest first did
'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
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