Previously, on MinerBumping... William Rageclaw lost his Orca. But more importantly, he lost his voice. After being muted in the MinerBumping channel, William sought the identity of the operator who had silenced him. Agent Alt 00 had the information and was willing to sell it.
William's curiosity could not be denied. He decided to purchase Alt 00's intel for 63 million isk.
Alt 00 made her final preparations to join William's TeamSpeak server and deliver the information. There remained one loose end to tie up, though.
Earlier, a stranger in William's in-game channel had accused our Agent of extortion. That issue needed to be resolved before things could move forward on the intel front.
The stranger maintained his silence. Alt 00 made it clear that he would need to speak up. This was no time for games.
At last, billslowski002 Shikkoken chimed in. But it did not appear that he was in a cooperative mood.
billslowski002's accusation of extortion was absurd and outrageous. Naturally, he was instructed to pay up or else.
William could have smoothed things over by siding with Alt 00. After all, she had vital intel. But William went in the other direction.
The deal, having been so close to consummation, was now in jeopardy. It was a major setback for William.
Thanks to billslowski002's ill-considered comments, the situation now had all the makings of a diplomatic brouhaha.
Both sides dug in for a fight. Alt 00's leverage was that she already had William's money. William's leverage was less clear.
William and Alt 00 each viewed the other as holding the key to a happy resolution. Who would budge first?
...Or would neither side give an inch--thereby risking a catastrophe?
To be continued...
Jeezus, how big a retard does billyboy have to be, to "follow battle squirrel on his many' blah blah blah blah.
ReplyDeleteThat trailer trash surrounds himself with even more retards.
again.. you seem triggered
DeleteDid you know that the "mobile home" is named after Mobile Alabama, the place they were invented after WWII, and not because they are "mobile", or mounted on wheels.
ReplyDeleteAlso known as "Cracker Boxes", they resembled the shape of sheet metal 'Saltines' boxes of the time. Well that, and because they are metal boxes full of uneducated rednecks. Get it?!? 'Cracker' Box
The shitter lives in a literal cracker box.
He a cracka, ina box ;)
+1 upvote
Deletethat's racist
Deletetriggered much?
DeleteI propose that Willie G is in fact not incestual trailer trash from pearl river but autistic incestual trailer trash from pearl river.
ReplyDeleteHe displays many of the behaviors consistent with autism spectrum disorder:
Learning disabilities-He has lost several mining ships by now and yet he has not learned to follow the Code
Not Engaging in Play With Peers-Willie is a solitary and antisocial miner
Self-Abusive Behaviors-Caught engaging in bot aspirancy multiple times
Unusual Reactions in Social Settings
Using Odd Words or Phrases
Repeating Words or Phrases
Problems With Two-Way Conversation
Preoccupation With Specific Topics
All of the above should be self evident to anyone who has read his comment sperg. We need better mental health services to keep people like Willie locked up where they belong. That or euthanasia.
The second option is cheaper and less of a drain on humanity.
Deleteyou know it would seem your a bit triggered there is a crème for that
DeleteThey make a cream for haemorrhoids, yet still you remain an autistic itch in the arsehole of the comments section.
Deleteat least now we have the facts, stupid miner can't even apologize to alt 00, has to double down on the battle squirrel extortion nonsense, and he wonders why he got ganked?
ReplyDeletewell it's not like it hurt my wallet much hell I blow up shit worth more than that just for shits and giggles
Deletei want a kikimora
ReplyDeletedon't we all
DeleteFrom CODE. the Musical
ReplyDeleteWilliam Greer: Aye reckon, now shure nuf, I dun pay dis ere billamajoo fer de talkin fee.
Alt 00 (turns toward Miner Bill): There is but one small matter to resolve. This miner hath accused me of...
[kettle drums and triangle]
Alt 00: ... extortion?
William Greer: Nuh, uh, well is shore nuf stortion, I don pay n aw golly gee I'm dum, huh?
Miner Bill (high-pitched nasal voice): I am a follower of the battle squirrel. I refuse to pay on principle.
Alt 00: Alas, you must also yield and submit to your king, James 315, praise be upon Him.
[Cue lights, spotlight on Alt 00 for 'Always']
I was luling by the time I got to "fer de talkin fee"
Deletecan we expect this on Broadway? who's starting the kick starter for this?
DeleteWho would want to play you?
DeleteI can see the advertisent now.
Wanted: one flatulent asswipe to play the butthurt miner in Minerbumping, the tale of a carebear in denial.
Allllllways, the miners are dumb, allllwayyyys
ReplyDeleteThey cry, alllllways, they die, allllwayys
They never learn....
Always!
Deleteand I've never seen a larger flock of triggered individuals in my life
DeleteI am kind of excited to find out who muted Mr RageClaw...
ReplyDeleteI mean, I think I might know... or be able to guess... but maybe he was muted more than once?
well... with all the multi-part stories going on I have kind of lost touch with the exact timeframe of this adventure...
DeleteIf by the end of this he has not found out who muted him (and why) I would be happy to maybe provide relevant information. But maybe we find out something after the Teamspeak event... Maybe even with audio/soundcloud goodness!
*Crosses fingers in hopes of a cringy SoundCloud!
Deletesadly nope she never got on
DeleteNever forget willie!
ReplyDelete"Alt 00's leverage was that she already had William's money. William's leverage was less clear." - comedy gold!!
ReplyDeleteyeah!
Deletewell it just shows that I held my end of the deal up and aly girl still has yet to uphold her end. so proof: aly girl cant keep deals
DeleteIt just shows clearly that you still haven't got the slightest grasp on The Code, thus you are a miner just as much as you were the day when an agent first ganked you.
DeleteWell, the miner with the most unoriginal spam this month. That's something. Someone should give you an award for 10 mil isk.
The Goofus just had to open his big mouth and derail the negotiations. One is judged by the company he keeps.
ReplyDeletethat's an interesting statement.
DeleteCouldn't happen to a more deserving lowlife. Miner scum.
ReplyDeletesay's the triggered anon LOL
DeleteOh noes! widdle willie is strangely silent.
ReplyDeleteWho had today in the pool?
Was there an over/under for the ammount of tears he would leave here before he quit?
Like shardani
Never forget william rageandcry!
aww who's a little triggered anon yes you are LOL
Deleteman the same anon spammed the comments about me hmmmm i'd say your triggered
ReplyDeleteman the content I helped in providing is amazing too bad anon's are so trigger happy
ReplyDeleteThe idiot sure likes to use the word "triggered". I don't think it means what he thinks it means. In fact, I think he's desperate to make someone think he's not mad.
ReplyDeleteAs he replies to as many comments as he can. Reeks of desperation.
anon's be spamming more than I do now XD LOL
ReplyDeleteJames and Laura Sweet, of Mobile Alabama, started manufacturing trailer homes in the 1940's, and by 1951 had radio jingles playing that advertised "Sweet Homes, Alabama"
ReplyDeleteThe 1974 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit “Sweet Home Alabama” was a reworking of that jingle, and strangely enough, the song that was playing when willie lost his virginity to his fatass cousin lillie lowrent, in a trailer home, manufactured by Sweet Homes. It's like some kind of inbred causal time loop.
That poor bastard, he was fucked right out of the gate. He never stood a chance.
His biggest issues are:
ReplyDelete3x21
80 max
I did't think we were supposed to be picking on the retards.
William Greer can't be trusted to keep a simple deal. He agreed to submit to CODE, and even claimed to be a CODE agent. However, he still hangs out with miners and cries about extortion.
ReplyDeleteI am scared when i read a miner talking about his alts as actual people.
ReplyDeleteThe mind is a powerfull tool, but when cooked with years of solvent abuse........
Well you get a highsec miner.
don't tell me your just as triggered as anon now too?
DeleteAre you ok greer?
DeleteWilliam Greer claimed false valour, pretending to be a CODE agent, but miner Billslowski002 sold him out and told the truth. The real question, is who was extorting whom?
ReplyDeleteHe can't dtop until we let him stop. We own that subhuman trailer trash.
ReplyDeleteEven with all the help and good advice found here, he is determined to act out like an enraged retard monkey. How many times today did he cry out "triggered!"? That's a new level of projection. He may even be less educated than lahnius, or foxbolt even.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, if you didn't see the "admiral foxbolt mission statement" before it was pulled from YouTube, you missed a fine example of actual rl brain damage. AND, if I remember correctly, foxbolt's 'command bunker' was also a trailer home.
Birds of a feather and all.