Welcome to the latest edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!
Thanks to the New Order, there's more content in highsec than nullsec these days. Can you imagine how boring EVE would be without us?
Like many of the mighty CODE. alliance's member corps, New Order Logistics sometimes has a reputation for being lax when it comes to security. And yet, even the slightest bit of scrutiny is enough to detect potential "problem" recruits...
Then again, maybe the anti-Code spies are poorly trained.
Either way, CODE.'s schedules remain safe. For now.
Miners have started to notice a pattern of ganking taking place in highsec.
Every once in a long while, a carebear will come up with a novel excuse for why he shouldn't be ganked. Needless to say, "I downgraded my account to Alpha status" is not a reason why we shouldn't gank you.
ken LEVORG refused to let the language barrier stop him from insulting Agent Dishrag in English...
...Other miners prefer to write tearmails in their native tongue.
Sexism has no place in highsec. Why can't these filthy miners put their prejudices aside?
Agents of the New Order receive strange EVEmails from out of the blue. 'Tis the price of being famous.
Carebears prefer to spend their time AFK, but when they do use their keyboards, the result isn't pretty.
Does this miner have good manners, or is he subtly angling for reimbursement? The search for truth in highsec continues.
'Hey cops! I'd like to report an internet crime being committed continuously by the terrorist organization (that also does extortion) called The Code Alliance. They are based in a videogame called EvE Online that I'd also love to play but I'm terrible in it, so I keep acting like being an insufferable highsec miner and spamming their forum with my ignorance isn't the most notable thing my whole lineage will ever achieve. Ahh, and they gank other players too! Send the internet cavalry, the future of our great nation depends on you!'
ReplyDeleteOh noes! He dun dropped dat dime!
DeleteMan bro you are triggered sooo hard LOL!
DeleteWhere are the 'cyber bullying' cops? Is that shitter ever gonna follow through on any of his threats, or are those threats as limp and impotent as his old dead dick?
ReplyDeleteBRO! MAN I MADE all these gankers mad and triggered and i am sooo not mad that i am going to post teary replies to everyone! ROFLMAO!
Delete"Miners have started to notice a pattern of ganking taking place in highsec"-
ReplyDeleteahahahah i loled
Once it's finally beaten through their thick skulls.
CCP made highsec because they knew shitters, cowards, and retards would flock there for the "safety". It makes them easy to find, and punish appropriately.
ReplyDeleteThey get no more than they deserve, as made evident by their ragey outbursts and hollow threats.
"Ward"
DeleteLol BRO! Made you post!! Don't you get it BRO?!? WE DON'T NEED YOU HERE ANYMORE!!!!11! LOL
DeleteYou have been replaced with a smarter williegreer!! All we do is drop a mispelled word here and there, so it looks like you posting, then sit back and wait for you to expose your own hypocrisy by calling us out!!!1!
When we do it BRO, it's satirical. When you do it, it's uneducated ignorance!!
ROFLLOL!! And you fell for it!! Just like we planned. Lolololololol
why are the miners so stupid?
ReplyDeleteYou know wut? I may have disagreed with Alt in the past, but this shit makes me laugh out loud:
ReplyDelete"No, I don't remember you"
"You are asking for something for nothing"
"Pay me a billion ISK and I will assist"
Now that's how you get to the point with a mealy mouthed miner.
no sympathy
ReplyDeleteWhat William Greer thinks people in CODE say about him, "OMG, grrrrr, he triggers me so bad. I'm so angry at him. He's an elite CODE agent, and he just wrecks us daily!"
ReplyDeleteWhat people in CODE actually say about him, "Who's that moron spamming the comments? William Greer? What a retard. I hope he goes to a therapist and gets some help before he confuses E with O again."
it's miner with an E!
DeleteWell, it's about time to ping that shitters notifications again.
ReplyDeleteOh man you guys are all triggered so bad! I am so not mad! I can stop acting like a retard anytime I want, but I am having to much fun trolling all you guys!!!1!1! This is all part of my masterplan to be know as the dumbest retard in eve! So much winnnnnn!
ReplyDeleteyah, we are the triggered ones :)
ReplyDeletegrrr highsec miners grrrr
DeleteYea take that! I know everyone laughs at me, but we will see who's laughing when I get mah roflmao winded up!!!1!
DeleteROFLMAO
LOL
I'm never mad! I just post tears here because I want to get even with everyone for my personal situation IRL!
They call me the battle squirrel because... Well i guess it's because i act like a fidgety rabid rodent! Lol BRO! The battle squirrel is here to fite! I can fite all of you from right here in my shitty, flea infested, roach haven crackerbox!
ReplyDeleteI gots dis shits!
http://www.minerbumping.com/2018/12/the-interview.html
ReplyDeleteThere has also been a blog dedicated to the recruitment process in NOL.
It is not for nothing that we are the Corporation that has been in our alliance the longest....
How do you feel about miner(with an E)greer?
DeleteSuper Perforator is scared of Tweeps.
DeleteNOL uses ancient methods for recruiting, CODE Origin is the future!
DeleteMy friend, Overdani Ward, tried to help me. One of my own kind tried to give me advice about how to conduct myself with CODE., and did I listen?
DeleteWhy hell no, I'm a certified tactical retard, i know what it takes to win at eve mining, and i dont need no ganksters ex-tort-ing me! I'll get even by having a public meltdown, under my own name, on the premier eve blog for miner tears. No one will ever expect it, i be smahter than the average cracka.
I called the authorities and told them you mean old gankers were hyper triggered, and that you guys had used my personal information without my permission, after I posted it on your site.
ReplyDeleteYea, they said I could just stop acting like a dick and quit starting shit, but at least you have been put on notice!
Like, notice I can't do shit about it
If you guys keep trying to make me mad I'm gonna tell mom/sister
Lol bro! You are so triggered!!
Crap, I'm such a shitter i forgot to post under my real name.
DeleteLike you guys don't know who I am by now, I'm space infamous!
Triggered!!! ROFLMAO!
DeleteOh wait...
your doing such a great job maybe they should have you play me in the broadway musical :D
DeleteI don't think I'd be interested in recruiting that salty dude's "friend" Jesuschrist Pornstar either. Worst referral ever.
ReplyDeleteman you guys are becoming self sufficient XD
ReplyDeletePing! Get to work boy
Deleteyou guys all say your not triggered but what i'm seeing is.. your triggered lmfao
ReplyDeleteI'm so stupid i cant lesrn how to use 'your' correctly!
ReplyDeleteor am I using it incorrectly just to get all those grammar Nazi's wired up LOL
Deleteand it's "Learn" oh wait I see what you did der XD
DeleteBRO! You are so triggered! Lol!! I spell shit wrong because I'm ignirant, then i try to call others out for doing it on purpose to make fun of me!!!! I'm to stupid to know the difference!! Lol bro! I'm also too stupid to stop posting my ignorance for the world to see!!!
DeleteBRO!! Look at me!! Look at me!! Everyone look at me and don't you dare call me out for deing an idiot!!
no sympathy
ReplyDeleteremember when william was crying cuz someone made fun of his wife (or was it his cousin?) and he felt it went too far?
ReplyDeleteno sympathy
Deleteits just, with so many random anonymous people reading this, i wonder if something else will happen that william thinks is "too far"
Deleteno sympathy
DeleteBRO! You are all sooo triggered! LOLFLMAO!!!! I am never the mad one, it's always you guys!!
DeleteAND, my wife IS my cousin!! BRO-LOL!!
DeleteJust carrying on a family tradition of keeping it in the family, and in the crackerbox!! Lol
At least I'm not like my father, he married his sister, so my mom is also my aunt, and my dad is also my uncle. Lol BRO! How else do you think someone like me is made?!?!
Lol BRO you are so triggered!!1!1
he's basically begging for it
ReplyDeleteNo sympathy, that cracker deserves everything that happens to him. He was literally asking for trouble.
ReplyDeleteLOL! !racism! Although I do remember now posting the Nword a few weeks.ago in a ragey attempt to strike out at someone! Oh yeah, now I remember!!! But what do you expect from a hypocrite redneck crackeRrrr?!?!
Delete^^^^^ i triggered you guys so hard I may have just triggered MYSELF!!! Lololol ROFTLMAOLOLBRO!!11!
Lol BRO! I just registered with another overseas website that specializes in 'extreme adult toys'. I selected the "genderbender" 24" double-header toy as my free gift.
ReplyDeleteI forgot where I lived but the company said they would just send my gift with my info to the first Baptist Church, not sure what i was thinking when I gave out that address! Lol, at least all my contact info is included in the enclosed greeting card !! Pastor Bernie will surely be willing to forward it on to me. Plus I included a link to this website for the pastor, make it easier for him to find me.!!! Lololol!
ROFLLOLMAO!!! 11 !!! ^^^^^^
lol
Deleteslow down anon you'll hurt yourself do we need to take away your energy drink?
ReplyDeleteI see someone pinged his notifications. Nice.
ReplyDelete;)
Playing him like a harp from hell? Too easy lol
lol I don't have notifications on I just come check at random times. it's quite amusing to see how much they're enthralled
DeleteLol ^^^^ triggered ^^^^ ROFTLMAO i am so not mad that i wake up every day and start posting here as soon as I can pry my way out of the bedroom!
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and how did that make you feel?
Deleteyou guys are foaming at the bit's careful some vet out there might mistake that for rabies
ReplyDeleteChomping at the bit, or, foaming at the mouth.
DeleteDo you ever stop to think before you post? Don't tell me you just realized you were saying it wrong all your life?
Well friend, that's what happens when you don't at least have a basic education. I guess you could blame your parents for marrying their siblings.
you guys basically did all these 70+ comments on your own I didn't have to do very much good job o7
ReplyDeleteand how does that make you feel?
ReplyDeleteSee you guys do like me!!! You are "imitating" me so you must be flattering me because you guys really do like me! !!
ReplyDeleteStaaph, youz makin me misty.
LolOLOLOLOLolOLOlOL
you sound like your about to bust a nut in your shorts there
Deletewilliam greer is now being forced to reply to William Greer.
ReplyDeleteNo sympathy
go go go go you can do it!!!:D
ReplyDeletewhat happen run out of gas?
ReplyDeleteI'll ping him again, he's not even close to 200.
ReplyDeleteAnd, where's the google police?
I like how he can't think of any original thoughts, so he just has to copy what we said. Is he triggered? No way, we are triggered, that's why we write a whole blog about him! I bet you William Greers next step is create a website called minerbumpingbumping.com
ReplyDeletehe's gonna write about how he triggered all the gankers into ganking his orca and then they laughed at him, haha
DeleteTeeRiggered lololololol
Deleteminerbumpingbumping.com ROFL nah if I do start up a site It will be Anonsonly.com
DeleteDamn, that was a lot of salt. Hopefully next time the Miner Greer and the other anons will behave themselves. Brevity is a virtue.
ReplyDeletethey are kinda on auto pilot in the comment section now *shrug*
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