Kills of the Week

Dignity: Bot-aspirant carebears don't have it; Agents of the New Order are drenched with it, dripping with it. And for both groups, their position is earned. The bot-aspirant carebears are continuously making fools of themselves, while our Agents courageously cut them down with the most elite skillfulness. That, in a nutshell, is what happened during the week of June 7th @ 00:00 EVEtime through June 13th @ 23:59 EVEtime.

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Roberto Sacamono's 1.7 billion isk Skiff invited disaster upon itself--and contempt. Everyone knew that Robert considered his blingy ship to be totally immune to suicide ganks. But Agents Shilliam Watner, GAY PRIDE BOOOOOM, Your Awesum Brutha, Ulianov, mat Otsito, and mat Tadaruwa had the Code and plenty of Catalysts. A potent combination as always.

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So many miners are dying in highsec. These days, not only are they getting killed by our Agents; some are killing themselves! JunjoMX BlackStars suicided his Procurer by inexplicably sending attack drones against Agent Blitz Kishunuba. The miner thus CONCORDed himself. I wonder what JunjoMX was thinking when he disabled his safety and dismissed all of those warning messages that CCP put there to protect the carebears from themselves.

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mule destroyer probably didn't consider himself a miner, despite belonging to Mining Adventures Cooperative corporation. But he certainly behaved like one...

Agents Hickock and Vishnu Calm came under attack by this Goofus, resulting in the destruction of a 2 billion isk Golem, courtesy of CONCORD. Miners, suicide ganking isn't as easy as our Agents make it look.

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Daniel Livy, too, probably ignored his corporation's name and told himself that he wasn't really a miner. But self-delusion and snowballs aren't enough to protect one's ship from a determined group of gankers. Agents Aiko Danuja, Noll Kion, Felix Hausdorff, Alleil Pollard, Niels Henrik Abel, Augustus De Morgan, Max August Zorn, Seamus Scrapmagnet, Shadow Cyrilus, Evil Marxist, Shadow Pearl, Whadda Badasaz, Void Delivery Service, Lisa Tears, Shadow Defiance, Shadow Redemption, Shadow Fireball, Jorgen Pedersen Gram, Erhard Schmidt, Ernst Steinitz, and Shadow Lucifer descended upon the miner with a fleet of 21 Catalysts. They bravely eliminated this threat from highsec.

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Late last week, Cyno Kane found himself bored and in desperate need of a nice, juicy lossmail. At least, that's the most generous explanation for his decision to go AFK in a 5.6 billion isk Occator. Agents Mr Lovinn, FleetJump Jump, Lovin Jr, 1400mm Gallium Cannon, Caldari Citizen 2116212079, and Young Loving had a group of battlecruisers waiting for him. They delivered Cyno Kane the lossmail he apparently craved.

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Kaelyn Amnell did the unthinkable: She engaged in AFK mining in the Niarja system. Agent Aaaarrgg was in the neighborhood and, after performing a comedically timed double-take, punished the miner for her recklessness. Kaelyn lost her Hulk and her 3.6 billion isk pod.

Michi's! How typical. Oh, and her Hulk fit sucked, too.