Saturday, June 13, 2020

Stark Raving Mad, Part 3

Previously, on MinerBumping... The mind of VictorStark Stark was filled with dreams and schemes. But his mission to infiltrate and betray the mighty CODE. alliance hit a speed bump when he refused to biomass his character. This created a rift between VictorStark and the Agents who took custody of his assets.


VictorStark's alt, Lilliana Lestrange, managed to track down Agent Aiko Danuja. When VictorStark saw Aiko's name in local, he let loose.


Since their previous meeting, VictorStark had been conducting research on Aiko and the rest of the Agents who had tested him. VictorStark submerged himself in a dark pit of rumors and gossip. When he emerged, he was convinced that Aiko was the source of his ills--and a thief who had stolen $20,000 in cash from another EVE player.


Aiko wasn't the only Agent in the system. Donatien Alphonse Francois and other close associates of Aiko were also present. They couldn't stand to see Aiko get slandered in local chat.


VictorStark refused to back down. In fact, he held a grudge against every Agent to whom he had transferred assets.


The Agents were amazed by the change in VictorStark's attitude. He was finally showing them his true self.


In fact, VictorStark's behavior in local confirmed the wisdom of the Agents' decision not to welcome him with open arms into the New Order family.


VictorStark had been tested. He failed.


Though VictorStark had given assets to several different Agents, he reserved his most intense hatred for Aiko Danuja. He scoured highsec in search of anyone who could tell him stories about her. He was convinced that Aiko had deceived many highsec miners just like himself.


As time went on, VictorStark's outburst drew the attention of highsec carebears and other random passersby traveling through the system.


I'll just leave this here:


There was no basis for VictorStark's comment--unless he was planning to RMT all of his stuff.


VictorStark had taken off his mask and shown Aiko the ugliness beneath. She was disappointed in him.


The man who had aspired to become the Darth Vader and Kylo Ren of CODE. turned out to be a mean-spirited Jar Jar Binks. Was there any chance that he could still come to his senses and buy a mining permit?

To be continued...

69 comments:

  1. AIKO AIKO AIKO
    OI OI OI

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  2. i heard Aiko stole $20'000 from some guy and then seduced the man's wife, that's just going too far

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  3. CODE roleplay is one thing, but when it interferes with matrimony then that's just not right

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    1. If some woman wants to sleep with Aiko instead of her husband, that's her right. It's called women's liberation.

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  4. Your Honor!

    Did I read right that the miner gave express permission to have his voice-recording featured on this very blog? If I'm not mistaken, he even encouraged having it posted!

    I believe it's time for the entire jury to examine all the evidence.

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    1. Yup, we need all the evidence before a proper verdict can be reached.

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  5. I don't like a lot of his gendered language, it reeks of toxic masculinity and clearly violates the CODE.

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  6. haha jokes on you i didnt want that stuff anyways LOLL

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  7. Jar Jar....
    that was nearly the end of this keyboard.

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  8. There are many Starks in this forum. They are anons who pretend to support ganking but are miners at heart.
    If these anonstarks say otherwise, then they say that CODE agents are liars lol
    https://gyazo.com/014cc67409dc6ff9de9d40a27f7589cc

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    1. Highsec must be getting really devoid of miners, if true, famous gankers need to hunt them amongst the anons of minerbumping. That sounds like a great victory for The Code.

      Cleanse us, we are getting puny!

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    2. May I suggest a better image host?

      https://i.imgur.com/DcnnuKR.png

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    3. You can even use the HTML A tag to make it clickable.

      https://i.imgur.com/DcnnuKR.png

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    4. "look at meeeeeReeeeee!" -anonshitterGREER1120

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    5. SubhumanshitterMidway is too stupid to link. And he's an antiganker/anti-Code.


      Don't coddle those shitters, they don't belong here. And they're too stuoid to quit, like shardani.


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    6. That midwayshitter is not a ganker, if he was he would link his kills.
      It's just another mad highsec miner, trying to play 'convert'. That loser will meltdown soon enough. All the ag losers do eventually.

      And, he's obviously too stupid to know that arguing with anons never works here. Ignorance seems to be a default ag miner trait, a result of bad genetics.

      They don't belong here.

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    7. Miner anonstark333 - calm down. I live in lowsec. You are popcorn amusement to me :)
      Prof. Lawrence sure, imgur is fine.

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    8. Midwayloser, if you can't prove it, then you're just another lying highsec miner.

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    9. Proof or gtfo. How hard is that to understand? Otherwise you are just another stolen valor highsec shitter making claims you can't back up.

      What you scared of, internet tough guy?

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    10. Lol the hypocrisy of midwayshitter calling others miners, claiming to be "in lowsec", then failing to provide proof.

      Just another mad highsec miner trying hard.

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    11. Why does a 'lowsec' loser feel the need to post anti-Code here anyway?

      I bets it's because he's soooooo not butthurt about losing his retriever in highsec.

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    12. Demanding proof of X is a common distraction tactic of the cowardly anon; the suggestion being "if you show more of yourself then I might reveal a bit of myself." But they never follow through, because they haven't got anything of substance to show. If they did they would already be crowing about it with a nick to keep track. Ipso facto, the burden of proof is always on the anon. They're just begging for crumbs.

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    13. You think I'm going to dox myself ingame? LMAO! Why would I even care if you believe me or not? Do you even EVE? :)

      >Why does a 'lowsec' loser feel the need to post anti-Code here anyway?

      I post anti-anonstark CODE pretenders who are actually carebears with a terminal case of Stockholm Syndrome, just like the original Stark lmao. It's fun :)

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    14. Real anons claim to be nothing but anonymous, that's their thing.

      Look-at-me-shitters like you always try to be something they are not.

      You are nothing more than a mad highsec mining shitter unless you can prove otherwise. So what are you afraid of, loser?

      If you were really from lowsec you would not be a chickenshitter, too scared to link your proof. What are you scared of? Us finding out you lied about lowsec?

      Your entire argument is just a failed attempt to be something other than a cowardly highsec miner. If you make a claim about your in game prowess here, be prepared to back it up with zkill proof, or gtfo. Real lowsec pilots are not afraid to link their in game creds.

      You lose, miner.


      The Code always wins!

      Always!

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    15. anaonstark646: I'm never going to dox myself, nullbrains lol :)

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    16. Bok bok bok

      Chickenshitter, you live in highsec, in a retriever. Like all anti-Code shitters.

      "Code breaker" lol, yea sure you are.

      Bok bok bok

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    17. An anon has nothing to show for himself but empty words and projections. He always demands to see credentials that he is himself unwilling to provide, for he has none to show.

      Fight not with the pig, for he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. You will both emerge filthy from the muck, and the pig alone will have enjoyed it, for that is his native environment.

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    18. I see you don't understand hiw anonymity works here. It's ok, we don't expect much from low IQ hangers-on.

      If you make claims of being something in Game, be prepared to back it up friends.


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  9. Miners disgust me.

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    1. Midwayshitter is the biggest highsec miner out there, but he wants us to believe he's anything else. Without a shred of proof.

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    2. I mean he already admitted living in lowsec. Only miners live in lowsec - agents are bound to highsec by nature (and James).

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  10. You guys can't make me mad! I'm a very important lowsec badass! I soo don't get mad when anons call me out for being an ag highsec shitter because I can't prove I'm really in lowsec! You better believe meeeeeeeReeeee!

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    1. Copycat detected.

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    2. Do you support someone who calls themself a "Code breaker"? But is too scared to back up his claims of "lowsex" without proof?

      Are you even Code compliant bro?

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    3. Anyone who posts here as anything other than an anon is just a look-at-me shitter trying to leech some of James' glory.

      It's not about who you are. It's about the Savior and his Code. If you want your name on this site, do something worth James' time to write about it.

      Some people get the Code. Some are just here for their own personal reasons, but glory escapes them.


      "Look at meeeeeeeeReeeeeee!"

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    4. The prof tried blogging, it was a bigger flop than ehnema's cringy self-serving drivel.

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  11. I want everyone to look at meeeeee and believe I'm a lowsec badass, but I'm too scared to post with a link to my in game character as proof. So I'm going to post with an antiCode-esque handle, while making claims about others that I cannot prove either.

    Hey what do you know, I really am a highsec shitter. Also, too stupid to research this site, and what happens to retards when they try to attack the Code here.

    I'm really not as smart as I want you to think I am. Plus my name link says it all.

    Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Look at meeeeeeeeee!

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  12. Lol, we thought as much. Those silly miners, especially that midwayshitter. I'm sure that's just his alt anway.

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  13. I seem to have broken your brain! Nice :) Keep going!

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    1. You've triggered it, CODE BREAKER. Observe the tears. The cowardly anon is desperately grasping at straws and throwing deflections. More than three 'o's in a row signifies a mental break.

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    2. I think the miner only triggered you, the agent who goes after the anons. The above is standard-procedure of the anon collective. I observed no change.

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    3. The Prof is just a nullsec miner, you can tell by what he triggers over.

      I believe the Saviour wrote once: "You can take the miner out of highsec", the implied being you can't take the highsec out of the miner. Any miner.

      Always! ;)

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    4. Lol the professor showing his true colors. Lie down with anti-Code dogs, get up with fleas!

      'Miner' Lawrence Lawton more like it. I wonder why anons trigger Larry so badly? I bet it's because he can't start an in-game slap fight with an anon. That's all he wants. He's a toxic little shitter.

      That lisp tho! Lul

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    5. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says the nullbear miner trying to be an agent.

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  14. Well if he's from lowsec, where's the proof?

    Oh yea, he's like every other miner that has an alt in null/low but only mines in highsec for "reasons".

    The reason being that he's really just another highsec ag miner.

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  15. Alt 00 informed me: I miss out on bucketloads of tears by leaving the Anon Comment Fixer GreaseMonkey script enabled. She was right. But now my cup runneth over, so on again it goes.

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    1. waaaaaah idon't like tears it trigger me waaaaah

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    2. He's not even a real ganker, he's a washout from nullsec with a lookatme complex that couldn't cut it, so he ran off to highsec to gane. He doesn't even respect James, you shoukd hear him in comms,

      a real GINO

      Goon In Name Only.


      Honestly, highsec can have him, and his "professorship". He's a late to the party and trying hard to get attention.

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    3. Yea we don't begrude the prof fleeing to highsec. He's no use in null and he kills other shitters in highsec.

      And we don't have to listen to him drone on about afk mining, with that lisp.

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    4. Miner anstark805 surely the CODE is in your beautiful heart when you pick on someone with a lisp, but at the same time rush to the defense of another agent when Stark makes personal attacks on her. Nice hypocrisy!

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    5. "Look at meeeeeeeReeeee" -shitsucker midway.

      You missed the whole point. His lisp is a choice, just like his lifestyle, dumbass.

      "Code breaker"... Yea right, I bet you have a permit on all your miners. ;)

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    6. Shitsucker midway, why you calling the Prof a 'her'. He's not had the surgery yet.

      You're a special highsec shitter huh?

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    7. shitsucker midway is getting his anons confused. That's one of the problems with starting a fight here, the anons are playing in the comments just like the gankers play in highsec, they way they want.

      And only an idiot would try to fight them.

      Tilting at windmills anyone?

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  16. i support the anons

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    1. It's so reassuring that you are with us on this one!
      I was worried you were having second thoughts.

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    2. I mean, especially him! Thank goodness! ;)

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  17. Oh my god, this just keeps getting better and better

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    1. I too giggle when the "professor" acts like his true highsec ag miner self after being triggered by anons trolling anti-Code retards.

      He should cry more often.

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  18. Today's issue is out, just sayin.

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  19. anonstark1049: "You missed the whole point. His lisp is a choice, just like his lifestyle, dumbass."

    So do you represent CODE with your homophobia, or are you an anonstark? (not that you provided any other 'evidence' for your assumption other than he had a lisp.) What an ethical group! Please bring your homophobia and prejudices to highsec! they need saving! Since your views and the CODE are one, make it clear that gay players are not welcome in EVE lol!

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    1. Look at MeeeeeeeeReeeeeee!!!! I live in lowsec and im soooooo cool but I can't show you any proof because i dont feel like i. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    2. Why you cry about anons, all while hiding your in game identity?

      Hypocrite much? Low IQ subhuman shitter.

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    3. Who said anything about the gays? ShitsuckerMidway, that's who.

      Homophobes see homophobia everywhere, like racists call everyone else racist.

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  20. Praise James!
    I miss him already :((((((((

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