Previously, on MinerBumping... aiva naali aka FighterJets GuitarSolo 1000Years took his eye off the ball: Instead of focusing on his mission to help the Imperium conquer nullsec, aiva got bogged down in a bizarre debate about gender dynamics.
More than an hour later, Aiko Danuja still didn't see eye to eye with aiva. As a result, aiva grew frustrated and annoyed with his council member.
In a last-ditch attempt to make Aiko see reason, aiva threatened that the world would end if she didn't agree with him.
aiva was confident that he'd won the debate, but there were more important matters to deal with.
aiva gave his council an update on his most prized secret project of all. He had described it before, but now he presented the council with a bunch of random alliance chat logs from 2019.
That's when it all fell apart.
For months, aiva had endured the unendurable. He'd been mocked and humiliated and forced to pretend that he was a highsec miner instead of the Imperium's mastermind. Now they'd gone too far. He demanded the return of the billions--tens of billions--that he'd invested in his titan fund.
For the first time, something truly precious to aiva had been leaked. He could no longer take for granted the absolute privacy of the Discord channel.
And what was the secret project that had gotten aiva to turn against his council and threaten to burn down the Imperium?
It was his plan for a "nullsec internet", which he'd first spoken of a few months before. Someone in the council had told an Imperium bureaucrat about it. His dreams shattered, aiva couldn't continue as before. It was over.
Or was it?
aiva's council leapt into action. They gave aiva a coded message and instructed him to send it out via EVEmail to a set of key Imperium officials.
The message was so well encrypted that its full meaning could not be cracked even by aiva's supercomputer of a brain.
Nevertheless, aiva was convinced that the contents of this message would be understood by those who received it.
A question remained, however: Could aiva still trust his council? Was this the end of aiva's career as chief strategist of the Imperium--and the end of his weekly payments?
To be continued...
Ok, I'm here, what do you want Aiva? What? You just want to brag about your web and lord it over me? So what, you defeated Pandemic Horde and caught us in your stupid web, but that doesn't mean I'm going to lick your boots. No sir. I've got a message for Aiva Naali, direct from Pandemic Viral Command, "Go f yourself." How does that sound Aiva? You may take our mining systems, but we will retreat into the wormholes, and you will never find us there. We will return STRONGER THAN EVER.
ReplyDeleteSpacehacker!
DeletePandemic may be losing the war, but at least we aren't cheaters!
DeleteHOW IS ONE GOON SHIP ABLE TO HOLD OFF ONE THOUSAND PANDEMIC FLEETS? ANSWER ME THAT? THATS NOT FAIR PLAY THATS CHEATING
Deletehow did 300 hold thermopily
Deleteif you cant work it out then you will never be able to truely breack through n+1 i understand how they did it and ive appalied it to eve effectivly allowing me given i follow a few rules to win any ship to ship battle
DeletePH will never be able to beat aiva's advanced siege warfare, they gonna get rolled, eventually.
DeleteOld Guard or no Guard!
ReplyDeleteDid you see that loyal jab. I giggled. I wonder if Wolf snorted.
DeleteLulzy
I know it's just smoke and mirrors. Agent Anvil advances to the next level. We didn't even know there are more levels!
ReplyDeleteTweeps was Aiko's alt all along? That explains much!
Cardboard is a vegetable! Always!
That's right. He leveled up.
DeleteCARDBOARD IS A VEGETABLE
ReplyDeleteALWAYS!
DeleteAll hail Aiva Naali, leader of the Swarm!!!! Death to the Pandemic!
ReplyDeleteCARDBOARD IS A VEGETABLE
ReplyDeleteCARDBOARD IS A VEGETABLE
ReplyDeletejoe if i wanted you to lick my boots joe i would keep you pinned in normal spacei was more concerned about your mental health but that seems to intact im not in and yeah i may eves shadow king but im not a very active ruler
ReplyDeleteALL HAIL EMPEROR AIVA, LEADER OF THE SWARM!
DeleteGLORY TO THE GOONFUEHRER!
DeleteALL HAIL CARDBOARD!! THE KING OF VEGETABLES AND THE VEGETABLE OF KINGS!
DeleteYou should've extracted all your SP and given them to me when I asked. I was trying to save you from yourself, but you spurned my love lol
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DeleteCARDBOARD IS A VEGETABLE, LONG LIVE AIVA NAALI!
ReplyDeleteCARDBOARD IS A VEGETABLE
Deletealso joe i should point out that the only safe space for phord now is high sec wh groups are very picky about who they let settel in a wh and if you try to take enough of them to support phord they will retaliate all of them comeing for phord i dont even have to command them useing my web for them to do it either
ReplyDeleteGLORY TO THE GOONFUEHRER! CARDBOARD IS A VEGETABLE!
DeleteHighsec is only safe if you have a mining permit, and you follow The Code. Everyone in the horde should get one! At least!
Deleteto a bee we use wood pulp to build our hives anon its alot more sturdy and water proof tho in a pinch carboardcould work
DeleteCARDBOARD IS A VEGETABLE, GLORY TO AIVA!
DeleteAiva I love you
DeleteHe's dreamy.
DeleteAiva's gonna wipe the asshouse floor with ph parts.
ReplyDeleteI bet he could even fix shardani-GREER-midway-lawton the third!
#neverforgetlarrylawton
I'm surprised midwayshitter hasn't come yet to fill the blog with his salty tears.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he gave up, just like all the other shitters who tried to attack almighty James' blog.
Praise James!
Hello everyone!!! I'm back to increase the clicks to MB :) But I will be busy this evening ..... I have released a coded message you can decrypt to discover why lol
ReplyDeleteYour gonna quit eventually, all the shitters do.
ReplyDeleteThat's blatantly false: you're still here lol :)
ReplyDeleteYour time will come soon midwayshitter just you wait.
DeleteLook at meeeeeReeeee!!!1!
Delete>Your time will come soon midwayshitter just you wait.
DeleteEverybody dies eventually. Yes I will wait :)
we know what happens to shitters like you
Deletechick chick BOOM
never forget Shardani.
Worst mafia impression ever. 0/11 lol
DeleteNever forget shardani-GREER-lawton!
Delete>Shardani greer was a shitter like you and he committed suicide with a shotgun.
DeleteI have no reason to believe you. But if it were hypothetically true and you get pleasure form that, you are way more mentally ill than I thought.
>All you shitters are the same
Absolutely not. I am an immeasurably higher quality shitter than you lol
True, but only because anonstarks are an immeasurably large toilet lol :)
DeleteSo right now this shitters on the "Legal Action" stage.
ReplyDeleteIf i'm right the next stage is spamming the blog in an attempt to DDOS the website.
He gonna copypasta tears at what, 3 posts per minute lul? He's following the script so far. Someone needs to start a pool.
Delete>If i'm right the next stage is spamming the blog in an attempt to DDOS the website.
ReplyDeleteDOS attacks are a Federal crime. Sorry, not interested.
Waaaaaaah!
DeleteLook at meeeeReeeeee!!!1!
I talked to the site admin. Aiko said you are a certified autistic retard.
ReplyDeleteautism is a terrible disease
ReplyDeleteIt's sad to see so many people here struggling with that condition.
DeleteDon't be too hard on them anon1033. They need to belong somewhere :)
DeleteErotica 1 did nothing wrong!
ReplyDeleteHis game room was legit it was just no one lasted long enough to win.
DeleteEveryone place your bets, how long do you think midwayshitter will last before he quits like every other shitter?
ReplyDeleteI'm going 3 weeks.
i bet he can't even manage 200 posts a day for 6 months
Delete4 weeks tops, and long before then he will he making excuses and backpedaling like a greasy loseriana politician.
DeleteI love my stingless bees, my anonstarks. I will never leave you :) Because I love you :)
ReplyDeleteLove you baby midway
Deletewilliegreer said "o7" like at the end of every sentence, but midway false valour says ":)" at the end of every sentence, so they can't possibly be the same person
ReplyDeleteThats what he wants you to think, anon, dont fall for it.
DeleteAnonstarks can't even understand each other's sarcasm. How could they understand the humor of a real human being? Anonstarks lose!
DeleteAlways!
that anon does not represent us anons as a whole
DeleteNo anons represent anons as a whole. There are even miners among us! Though not for long. Ahh, and we even have named anons, like that shitlergreer midway. Worst of us by a large margin.
Deleteas chief stratigist i would like to extend an official invitation to any group looking for null sec teritory pandemic hord geminite and other pieces of teritory are up for grabs to any one who can carve out amd hold that chunk there are two rules to this invitation 1.you do not target imperial troops we are the ones allowing you to gain the teritory 2.any pandemic hord loot is property of the imperium gl and hf to all those that accept our invitation
ReplyDeleteme please aiva
Deletethen go forth and gain your slice of territory you just have to hold it
ReplyDeleteI will do my best Aiva, I'll send you an evemail with my progress at quickest convenience.
Deletei wish you the best of luck anon just remember there will be other groups comeing to take your slice from you gl
DeleteWill anyone else who accepts this mission be against me?
Deletepossible you could form an allience ore fight them i dont know what will happen and i will not influence it its all up to those who come to take a slice fi.re and legacy will most certinly have a look
DeleteI think it would be better to team up, so we can take more land away from PH together instead of trying to take away land from each other
ReplyDelete*reads todays Minerbumping*
ReplyDelete*looks at the bottle of vodka next to him*
*replaces it with unsweet ice tea with lemons*
That's it, I'm going back on the wagon.
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Deletei should also make it clear joe when i said cheak mate i ment it there is no escape for ph now you go into wh space ill push you deeper in and let the worm holers have the scraps so it death in null or in whs your choice
ReplyDeletePH will burn!
DeletePraise Aiva!
Wow, specialists will start using minerbumping as an autism test.
ReplyDeleteIt's right on the money with this loser.
CARDBOARD IS A VEGETABLE
ReplyDeleteI can confirm: the weather -is- nice in Prague.
Deleteif your gona be insaulting karma at least do a good job
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, aiva is the winner of this series.
ReplyDeleteYou've scammed him out of his isk and ships - probably funded with real money. You've exposed him in this blog, ridiculed his intelligence, played an intricate con for months - and what have you gotten out of it? Disbelief at how someone can be like this and billions of isk that means nothing to you.
While on other hand, aiva has commanded legions of ships, taken part in espionage operations, designed doomsday weapons and found a council of friends who support his decisions.
So who's the fool here?
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